Snacks From the Butler's Pantry

For the past month or two, I've been trying to explore sex more in lucid dreams. Something I've never really been into until recently. Just in case you're wondering why all my dreams have been perv city, lately

I became lucid while having sex with my girlfriend. I didn't want to stop, but I didn't want to waste the dream either. My lucidity made her start to seem mechanical and unreal. My lucid DCs are normally pretty creepy and unsexy. Instead of stopping, I moved my consciousness into her body to experience it from her point of view. This didn't work out like I had planned. I found myself in her body, but when I looked back at myself, I saw that my old body had also turned into her. Now I was in my girlfriend's body, but still having sex with ... my girlfriend. It was weird, but still pretty enjoyable. We tried a few things, some I liked and some I did not. I ended up having to stop when she started using some sort of pump inflated sex toy on me. It was just too strange in a painful way. I decided to leave, and realized that I was in the parking lot at my office building. I felt embarrassed for a second, having weird hermaphrodite clone sex in a parking lot. I paused to think of something else to do.

As soon as I remembered the TV task of the month, I spontaneously found myself watching one of those crazy Japanese gladiator obstacle course shows. There was a team of men and women, dressed in skin tight orange/yellow swirled body suits, trying to tackle some challenge on a horizontal bar. The men were hanging from either end of the bar by their hands, and had their feet held out horizontally and locked together at the ankles. Each of the women then had to climb through the square formed by their bodies and the bar. They were having a hard time, laughing hysterically at getting tangled into a huge mess. The announcer was speaking in Japanese, obviously making jokes. There were wacky sound effects and a laugh track playing.

My girlfriend and I were watching this on an old school wood cabinet television. My girlfriend reached right through the TV screen, and lifted up one of the girl's bikini tops. I realized that the people were actually wearing bikinis and speedos, but had their skin painted in acrylic body paint. I reached in the TV screen also, and started playing with one of the girl's breasts while my girlfriend played with the other. It was as if we had stopped time in the show. Everyone else was frozen like mannequins. The Japanese girl was getting real into it, and she and my girlfriend started making out. I was still fondling her pretty obscenely, and at some point I realized she had three nipples. It was like her left breast had another smaller breast growing off of it. It was hard to tell through the body paint. Weird.

I got a little weirded out by her mutated triple breast, and suddenly smelled something burning. I turned away from the TV, and found myself in the kitchen of my mother's old house. The TV was on the counter, still showing the scene with my girlfriend and the Japanese girl. There was a tray of food under the broiler that smelled like it was burning. I quickly opened the oven, and slid out a tray of really thick bacon with sliced zucchini and squash. I thought it was stupid to cook this all together, because the bacon was going to be undercooked while the squash would burn. I used my fingers to flip each piece of food over individually. I was surprised that I could feel my fingers burning even though it was a dream.

I slid the tray back in the oven, and turned around. I was startled by the one of the orange painted contestants from the show now standing in the corner of the kitchen. I started making out with her, but woke up before I got too far.