My smashed up joy ride of dreaming

"Oh, no I am not dreaming this again" totally not lucid. My house will be invaded in a fight.

Jog straight upstairs and I snipe, alie break down the door and immidiately get shot by me, but one other manages to carry me downstairs. It gets shot too, outside there's a ton of aliens. I try to use my front porch to my advantage. Though cover leaving options are limited I won. Then forty more were around the bak. I can kill those, but get overrun by the ones in my house.

That was the end of the flashback. But now it was a flood. So much that the windows aand walls reflected a bubbly cyan tone that was hypnotically magnificent An eskimo goes into the bathroom where it dies for no reason. I reason it is safest to go to my freind's house because it it taller. [fun fact, I've never actually been there. Only in dreams] However his entire house is now made of paper.



Earlier I remenber playing an fps. I get seven kills as sniper but it was a bit on the quickscoping side. a mini treaty is present on part of the map. But it was a distraction so the opposing team could get a cap.

I sniped the guy while chasing him with my crosshairs perfectly aligned, yet he is not dead. I try to shoot twice more, but miss both times. We both fall over at the same time and as I struggle to get up more of my teammattes come out to get him. However, the match ended via clockout, and my team won.

The building is rigged to blow in seventy seconds
yet only after ten minutes pass is it ready to blow. the time passes, a click sound, but no explosion. I book it before the terrorists fix the c3 small lucidity where I don't think straight but fade in and out to get to an earlier dream where I was at a mountain. Wakeboard with a car for totm

Floating in space on the moon that has a second layer moon and its pretty I look up in the sky and watch the HI

So I am going through a roundabout where I have a vision of a website saying something about beleiving the dream will guide itself how you want it. I try this but lose focus for a nanosecond ruining it. Then I was finding a group working for a villian thinking of saving the victims and backstabing. The dream told me I my dc's soul mate ( a totm thing) and I think mine is the same person. Now I just have to ask

was I right.

I was driving at 130 mph trying to do a jump but then bam into a tree. Later I fell of a thing and got saved by video game characters.


swimming

Failing at playing music even though Im actually really good at that. Then onto a white school bus with a magic door where you play emo games in your mind, hoping nobody finds out about your obsessions.

Well in my dreamIt was exposed ground and then it ,bam snowing out (just because I was here but non-lucid) while I was in my car so as my father drove up the hill I skiid up the car while the car was going up the hill. Clipping through the passenger seat. I assume that I was skiing sort of. Then after the car slid back down the hill which I thought would be scary but wasn't. I ended up at a nearby arcade that was super unstable layout

I was sick and couldn't sleep. I was sleepy from laying in bed for those eight hours. So sleepy that I didn't feel like avoiding sp and decided why not, vizualization time. Walking down a hallway like a fps and the enemies are approaching from behind shoot one shoot two, psychic powers tell me a third one is coming. This gives me a strange feeling of shock and I am vibrating and am fully here. I drift back into bed where I change my leg position to not drift back in. Of course I drift back in all thirty times on one try I'm like "I can salvage this deild" but then everything immidiately freezes and Im back in bed. Repeat ten more times and I'm finally getting my lazy self out of bed.

Pointing out I recently had a dream of playing f1 2012 doing backflips and causing nascar video game levels of pileups, then transition into playing a kirby game with EVery detail in the level perfect. (I went back and checked) the f1 level was mirrored though. I must be addicted to games even though I play for like twenty minutes before other things but whatever

Something interesting. Okay, so two people are talking for a little bit. The “owner” (became a god of the nearby town or something I don’t really know) of this giant white palace I can only describe as a square coliseum with no bottom says she needs to go shopping. After she leaves, the other guy, who is joined by two other people now, breaks some breakable terrain that kind of looks like the stone blocks from ssb Brawl. I am going to start to call this guy Patrick of P for the sake of having a name. I don’t remember much of one partner he had, but the other one wore all black. And had a concealing hood that made him/her (I am going to go with her) look like a black blob. She complains that we are going up against bottomless drops and she doesn’t want to go back. Not like I have any idea of how she left hell the first time, but whatever. P wears a really badly made shirt.

At about 9:30 last night I read a mad lib from the internet I filled out, and whenever they asked for a body part, I submitted either cracked anus or red bull wings (like at the end of those commercials. I could always remember this YouTube video; search sse abridged and the first video it is really funny you should watch it. Anyways “[while flying with wings] Oh, no I am going to, oh wait, I had a Red Bull this morning"). The point is Patrick had both qualities, [dont ask me how I knew about the cracked anus part] and despite having just sprouted wings literally, the shirt wasn’t even remotely there; no tear was created. Oh, and that shirt was so unevenly made it went half the way up his ribcage on one side, and went down halfway on his thigh or just his waist I don't remember. Oh, and he wore really generic black sweatpants shorts. As Patrick used this ridiculous machine to slowly float down, (red bull is inconsistent; don’t chance it if you find yourself sprouting wings from Red Bull in your dreams, or do, It’s not my call but it fits this story I guess), he proclaimed that “All want to get back at [the owner] now. This means everything will go my way.” Indeed it did, until that same owner came back. I am thinking "he's messed this up"

“That’s it, you come by, give me your usual talk, and then this happens.”

“Yeah, I’ve guessed I’ve really fucked myself now”

“Listen, I know we are of the same, we both are adventuring, wanting to venture wherever possible to feel all cozy inside, so I’ll pretend this never happened on three conditions; you walk slowly and take loud steps [so he stops trying to break in places, I don’t’ know but I don’t think she says the other two things or I forgot them.]” After climbing out Patrick did actually walk slowly in his nearly-knee-high boots and even comments on how everybody is so worked up about organizing workflow these days even when walking home, they still try to get there as fast as possible, and not even make an attempt to buy groceries or whatever or just enjoy nature on the way. I now take control, and the red bull wears off, I think. Now I help the townsfolk have some fun with my magic tiny dome shooting clawshot. Wth happened here. Cut to a failing family business claiming this week they will run out of spare cash.

I was thinking about this story all day (or so I think) and on the bus home, to which everybody is surprised at me even though I am not doing anything. I think “I can’t wait to write this story” *wakes up*. “wow” Also one other dream I was in school but everybody always takes caution around me. It was because the school was getting paranoid and they noticed I am really good at playing Payday. Third game I dont own that shows up dammit

After an unforgettable party where I was overall having a good time and; (gulp) forgot, I was in the passenger seat of a car being driven by a thirteen year old freind of mine on a road with a speed limit of 180. Anyways only bikes by the other party-ers past us despite that speed. Around a 150 degree turn the speed dropped to 135, and my friend really drove that fast. After about four turns that merged onto a highway I realized they all looked the same.

We arrived at about 6:25. (close to reality I think) My freind parked, got out of the car, and started aimlessly walking. However this is a car that slowly inches forward if the parking brake is off. So I shift into park on a sideways stick (not actually a stick but what do you call that thing you shift with). And the police realizes my underaged friend was driving. driving age is sixteen in my area. I suppose its his job to sort all of that out. He also parked in front of a store door on the sidewalk. Also I leave that to him. The party starts and after about twenty seconds he says it is over and we all have to leave. I claim "it has been only ten minutes". My watch said that."Well I'll at least take this pie to go."

After being bored in a black room waiting to go outside with no way home, I leave. I figured where I came from and went over there. Some monster out of epic mickey crushes my car in front of my eyes. From weird camera angles I see some green superheroes talk about them being out of my league and bla bla bla. Now I am watching from a 2nd person perspective my car driving itself along a snowed on tube. The track looked like that tube fire field course from fzero gx. Run away from all of the game references. This dream ends here.

there is a trailer for team fortress 4 apparently and Nintendo is finally making another starfox game. Though my freind couldn't get any details because the dev team was two janitors and a high school gym teacher. Now I have a gun( it feels scary to have this kind of firepower and I shoot at the linolian floor. I shoot the paint off and now there is a black spot where I shot. My mother suggests I shoot at the wooden floor instead but I am too dumb to realize my mom has a point. THere will be no black spot. But this gun( looks like the gun of the ground glitcher from that youtube video crying pc gamer) wouldn't belong to the heavy who was in the tf4 trailer? hm. ThenI am sitting in bed in Not Sleep Paralysiz vizualixzing eating a strawberry. I had to get up early though. The End

My gamecube is glitching, hm... yes! a dream. I want it to be Christmas, to the void. I render myself invisible and backflip through the wall, momentarilly being in the wall (somewhere I shouldn't be *smerk*). This is my time transportation method totm aside. I am outside. My dad parks his car asking me to get in and, as per usual, I get ditched. This happens so much I can psychically detect when I will be ditched or thrown into freefall and use those psycho powers as a way of gaining lucidity.
I get into an argument THE END

Some blue mad scientists are trying to keep me in one place against my will. Some thugs steal me again where I overhear about how I am genetically modified. (im thinking it is closest to the second level to prototype) A couple of days later .my next dild involves a voice telling me that the settings my dreams take place in are finite. I, in rebellios nature immediately go over nothingness for my brain to generate more world like a laggy Minecraft game.Okay when I dEILD the sp makes my arm feel like it goes through my bed, nothing else. I do some stuff in a blue room. also, racing. I am training for something but am terrible at it.​

I was done with most of a test when it asked why some random video game character didn't use both hands to lift heavy objects. most everyone was chatting about how he had superpowers when I remembered he was born in a superpower family, no superpowers for himself. About two seconds away from the time limit I remember the answer: he never puts his weapon away. Then my History teacher said "the final answer was Weapon"

(waking)Earlier in the month I had this:
I somehow plugged myself into a magical program that ran off of my computer that let me plug into a shared dreaming server. The hub room was made out out birch wood planks straight out of the default Minecraft resource pack. It started out in a crowded square room with slabbed off windows also very Minecrafty. It apperared people could buy classes from a shop run by my friend. So I bought the exploration class.It was a buetiful network. There were stairs from the entrance foyer to four warp points. I went into the purple one first. It was a zombie infested carnival with a purple path along which my group and I walked through. I knew but knew not how I knew there was a Captain America shield. Now here is where all the video games enter my dreams. I had the Captain America shield (okay that's a movie but I think there is a game for that, but I have not seem more than two seconds of gameplay) that I used to easily block the attacks coming from a blob monster out of Epic Mickey and counter with my Wolverine claws. Oh and the Captain America shield popped up in my square-divided bar that looks like it came out of Minecraft as well after I noticed a white box showing me the shield and naming it. That design also happens to come from a game. I won the fight but my avatar was a bit tired so the whole crew headed back. actually now that I think I magically just took another warp without thinking about it magically The next level was controlled with a 360 controller where you press the back button to stop moving along a predetermined path. It felt ripped straight out of a storybook sonic level. Wow another game. The controls were absolute shit on cheese filled buttermilk buiscuits. Yeah I thought another game (review) reference could be fun. Anyways after slogging through that mess I entered my own house which just happened to be a level. I went upstairs and saved a supposedly-super-evil demon. Anyways he was actually quite nice for a second. He then told me to "run from the beam," so I did. I got out of my corridor which was twice as long as it normally is.I asked
"What happened?" to my friend running the class station
"nothing"
so we both flew up to the hub which was warp-able via the ceiling of a bathroom in my house. I started wondering when I would wake up and had trouble putting the thought away. My dreams usually last about five minutes and this one lasted half of an hour. I started getting worried if I looked like a video game character but nobody paid attention to me so I assumed I was fine. Then I saw a white light fill the middle of my vision and wake.

Just thinking about portal