StonedApe

I was playing Age of Empires. I was building houses in a big square, then I started putting down starbursts instead of houses. Bernie was there and we had to go do something so I stopped. We were in the laundry room and I was doing laundry. I washed the clothes I had been wearing the day before. My old cell phone was in them when I took them out of the wash. At first I was mad, but then I realized it was my old one so I didn't need it. Surprisingly it still worked perfectly fine. Bernie had to get his jeans out of the dryer. They weren't done drying but he took them anyway because he had to leave. Then Geoff was down there and so were some people I didn't know, but this didn't seem strange at all. He was saying something about going to see kid kuddi with some other group. I said I dunno, kid kuddi is fucking wack, that stuff's not really my style. There was this black guy in the corner with a crazy mustache who agreed with me. I forget what he said. His mustache was giant. It was like a handlebar mustache but at least 3x longer and really wide too. He was combing it, and part of it was wrapped up in a tube or something. As I watched him I started doing something with this fur that was coming out of my shoe, combing it and cutting it. When he said something to me I told him that he had a badass mustache. We talked about it for a minute, but that's all I remember.