lucid

Walking along a craggy cliff path with a small group of middle earth style wizards and warriors. White sand with gray rocks and big mountains overlooking the sea. I can go see a big scary wizard who kidnapped ron swanson. Walking with me is a very young rashida jones. She tells me that I am only allowed to use certain powers in this situation. I am vaguely aware of my situation as a sleeping person. When a collection of small trolls and goblins come for us, I shoot crazy lightning bolts out of my hands. They tell me that I can't use electricity powers, that I can only use fire powers. I think hard, and I know that I'm in my bed at home. I hold out my hands and thick metal cables fire from my fingers and shoot into the rock cliffs. The people I am with are very impressed with my powers. I want to do more powers, but I know that I am dreaming, I am in my body at home and start to fade away. I begin to wake up and lose awareness of my physical dream form. I can still control my dream body but it's like I can control it using a remote from a distance. I am no longer inside my body, but rather acutely aware of myself in bed and able to see my dream self in the third person. I fire off a few more electricity bolts and wake up.

Hanging out with my friend, R Late at night in my living room. I have been sleeping. I wake up lying on the floor. My tv is there but he has also set up a second tv in front of the fireplace. We are watching a cartoon of the knights of the dinner table. I look over and ask him, what's going on with this, where did he get this cartoon? He shrugs. I look at the screen and two teenagers are sitting in the principle's office. One of them is my friend Jared. Jared in staring at his shoes and mumbling incoherently. I say to R, that is a cartoon Jared, this cartoon is in our hometown. R Shrugs.

He is eating a big bowl of scrambled eggs. He is sitting in an easy chair and eating a big bowl of scrambled eggs. I get up and go to the kitchen. In the fridge are big omelets covering all of the other food. I start looking under the omelets for things to eat and find the rice dish I cooked last night. I look back in the living room and there is a commerical for a furniture store.

I say to R, This cartoon is on TV? He shrugs, yeah. That is crazy. I thought maybe you downloaded it or something. I ask R if I can make some eggs to put on top of the cassorole and he says that it's fine. I go to the stove and there are two dirty skillets filled with dried cooked eggs. I ask him why did he cook eggs in two skillets? He says he doesn't know. I look again at the two tvs in the living room and realize that this is very strange and say to myself, I think I am dreaming. I open the glass dish and take a bite of the food to ground myself. It's cold and spicy.

R asks me what time we drove back from our friend's house. I can't remember. He says he has some dvds he wants to watch one of them is of the wedding of Dave and Macey. I say, rusty, dave and macy aren't married, she is going out with john. He says, Oh yeah.

There is one of those green plant sponges on the table in front of us. I point my finger at it and flick. The sponge floats upword into the air. I flick again and it shoots across the room. I curl my finger and It comes back to me and lands in my hand. I am excited and look over at rusty. He is still watching tv. I try to talk but I can't. I mumble in my head that I am dreaming, that this is a dream and on my third try I am able to say to him. R, this is a dream right now, I am dreaming.
He looks at me funny and says How do you know. I say, well first of all you aren't wearing any pants. He looks down and starts to cry. I say it's ok, don't worry about it. I close my eyes and imagine him a pair of shorts. I snap my fingers and when I open my eyes, he is wearing shorts.

I say watch this R, and Point my finger at a blue couch cushion. As I raise my arm the cushion floats up into the air. R gets excited and says, "wow bruh, that's amazing!" I wave my hand back and forth and the cushion shoots all around the room. I let the cushion fall and do the same thing with a fork, this time making it zig zag all over the house.

I walk to the door and open it, now I'm in the parking lot of a mall. It's that kind of dark where the sun has just set. It's raining Big Drops. I walk into the rain and feel the cool water hitting me. There is a lot of people hanging out by their trucks. I see a large roving band of clowns walking around. I say to myself, one of those clowns wants to have sex with me. I walk over to the clowns and see a pretty one. I say hey pretty clown, want to go have sex over by that church? She shrugs and I take her hand.

We walk over to the Chinese restaurant/ church and start making out. I unbutton her clown shirt and beneath it is a zipper. I unzip the zipper and there's still more shirt. She smiles at me and I just pull the shirt over her head. She is wearing an aquamarine bra. I reach behind her to unclasp the bra and can't find the hook. I feel in the front of the bra and find it. I kiss her a little more and pull her pants down. She turns around and bends over and I'm trying to figure out where her vagina is. Eventually we figure it out and start going at it. I look over and see a pretty latina lady sitting on a park bench next to a big stack of fireworks. She's watching and I say to her, look, if you can shoot that roman candle off before I finish, you can join in. She grabs the candle and starts looking through her purse for a lighter, The feeling of sex is too intense and I wake up.

My new boss is leading me through endless gray corridors. He is talking about the company and its history but I'm not really listening. Something is amiss and I can feel it, but I can't tell what it is. After a bit I notice that we have been walking down this corridor for a very long time without any doors. I ask him, Where are we going, and he seems surprised by my question. As he stammers, I peer at him. I can tell that he's been caught without an answer. Now I think to do a reality check. I hold my nose and take a short breath. He gets annoyed with me and says "just what do you think you are doing?"

I reply, "this is a dream, I am dreaming." His face glows red as he demands to know how I think I know this. I say "watch" as I hold my nose and when I start to take another breath…

I wake up

Regular Dream Lucid Dream
R and I a visiting a friend of mine C's apartment but he isn't home. We ride together in an SUV, he's driving. It's nighttime on the highway. We are having an argument and in the heat of the moment he misses a turn and goes through a guard rail. We slide through a muddy field. I am freaking out but I'm not terrified. I get out of the car and tell R that I'm going to find my way.

Now I'm at the apartment. I let myself in. I am feeling filthy so I'd like to take a shower. I go to check out
his shower and it's an awesome huge red brick room that is dark but not too dark with a toilet stall in one corner and a giant wall dedicated to a shower. The door to the room doesn't lock. I hear sounds in the other room so I go out there and see my friend R with a cute little blonde girl about 22 or so. They are sitting on a couch in the middle of the room. They are playing with a small magnet puzzle toy. I ask them what is that all about but they don't hear me. I try to look again but I see that R is getting his mack on pretty hard so I just back off. C comes home and tells me that my wife is going to call me in a few minutes and that she may be angry. I ask him if I can take a shower. He says sure.

I go back in the bathroom, get naked, notice a couple of different piles of clothes on the floor and put mine in separate pile. Find a green towel folded on a shelf and go to turn on the water. I'm bathing and the door to the room is behind me. The water is warm. There is a knock on the door, I say, come it but I'm naked in the shower. I hear the door open but don't look. I look at myself in the mirror and I can see that my hair is long and wet. That's when I realize. I have a shaved head right not, not long and wet hair. I look out the window and see a large tower, I also know that I'm in the middle of nowhere, not a city. I take a dream breath to secure the lucidity and it's confirmed that I'm dreaming.

I say, who is here? And the blonde that's with rusty says, just me. I put on my boxers and turn around. She is sitting on a brick window sill and is completely naked. I walk over to her and get right up in her face. She smiles but backs off a little bit. I say, excuse me, do you mind if I sit next to you.
She says, no, that's fine
I ask why she's naked and she tells me that she didn't want me to feel self conscious.
I ask if she wants me to take my boxers off and she tells me how about I just let the little guy out. She reaches in and starts playing with me. I'm staring at her breasts as she plays with me. She says, I bet you like this, and I bet you really like when I use both hand and play with the head.
I get a huge rush of pleasure and wake up.