tblanco

There's a bunch of the Louisiana people hanging out in my living room. We are all eating cereal from the big generic bags Fruit Circles, Beehive Chunks, Chocolate tiny Rocks, etc. my friend Ced keeps taking his room mate to a separate room to have meetings. The other party guests ask me what's that all about and I respond that i lived with ced for 3 years and this was just part of what he did. He was always planning and making schemes.

They come out of the room and his roomate wants me to play the new tekken game with him. I tell him that i haven't played tekken in years,

he says, it's tekken, it's always the same game. Then he puts on a motion sensor suit and starts dancing around the room. I pick up a controller and sigh.

This is a tag version of tekken and he chooses my characters for me. First up i'm playing a Kazuya. I'm having a little trouble at first but then i start using the old tekken moves and i start wiping the floor with him. Power punches, heel kicks, spinning uppercuts. the problem is that the field of battle is so wide open i have trouble directing my attacks toward him. By the time the round is up i'm winning but i've only taken about 25% of his life bar.

In round 2 He's playing as roger the kangaroo and I'm playing as this shiny metal box. He's dancing around and throwing punches and I'm just sitting there like a box. I try a couple of different combinations and then wires and cables shoot out of the box, wrap him up and electrocute the kangaroo. I try some other buttons and flame shoots out,

forward forward circle gets me some bubbles that gets in the kagaroo's eyes.

the match is over and nobody wins. I grab the bag of honey comb and stuff a few handfulls in my pockets.