Oven Hands
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, 05-25-2011 at 02:07 PM (485 Views)
I am part of some kind of dragon olympics and the dragon handler that is in first place wants to accuse me of cheating because I all of a sudden begin winning. That is to say, suddenly I know the difference between a dragon and a hole in my ass. I look down at my hands and I'm wearing huge oven mitts on each one.