Put the Crony in the Trash Compactor
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, 06-08-2011 at 12:23 PM (506 Views)
I am a storm trooper working for governor Willie Stark. The bulky plastic armor is itchy. The Boss has been unable to intimidate a local judge who won't give him his endorsement for US senator. Red faced and angry, the boss screams at me to "give him to princess."
I'm carrying my blaster rifle and leading the judge down a long white hallway. I'm talking to the judge and asking him if he would please just go along with the game plan, that he has one more chance. The judge steadfastly refuses and I feel very disappointed. I say "hey judge, this is your last chance" and when he shakes his head no, I push a red button that opens up a hole in the hole underneath his feet.
I turn on the monitor in the hallway and see the judge standing up in about 2 feet of water filled with trash. He is thrashing around in a panic and only just has time to stand up before a giant tentacle swoops behind him and wraps around his neck. The judge tries to scream and pulls franticaly at the tentacle as he is dragged underwater.
I push the red button again and the screen goes black. Shaking my head, I begin the long walk back to the governor's office.