Thread: LD experience checklist

i can only think of idk studying (waste)
and giving people things like tomatoes and celery to fight eachother with

How about rending asunder the very fabric of time and space, creating a rip capable of transporting anyone or anything anywhere via wormhole? Kinda like the portal gun, but more sci-fi.

beat someone to death with their own arm

Clone yourself.

Seriously, also...

Have a conversation with your cloned self.

Originally Posted by toomanypossibilities

• You're the skipper on Gilligan's Island. The women are tied naked to trees, and Gilligan is chained like a pet next to your Throne.

Get to a therapist. Now.
EDIT: I'll add one:
Become Inigo Montoa, and kill the man in black. You must say, "My name is Inigo Montoa. You killed my father. Prepare to die" First.
Also, old thread is old.

Originally Posted by YYNYM

Get to a therapist. Now.

Eh, it's not so bad. Lop out Gilligan, make yourself a hunk, and you still have a three-way in a tropical paradise.

Become Inigo Montoa, and kill the man in black. You must say, "My name is Inigo Montoa. You killed my father. Prepare to die" First.
Also, old thread is old.

I actually just watched that movie (again) in all its epic awesomeness. How did I not think of this?

I don't know. Best movie ever, though.

I hope none of these have been posted:

• Command and entire legion to perform seppuku
• Destroy an entire galaxy with a finger snap
• Freeze time when a lightning bolt strikes and eat it
• Sail on the celestial seas with a medieval ship

I also hope its not an old Idea but:
Visit the restaurant at the end of the universe

some of mine: (XxX = already done)


fly XxX
walk through a wall XxX
go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and eat grass
relive a memory
meet my dream guide
ride a rollercoaster
go to Atlantis
visit a scene/character from Inception
teleport XxX
create landscapes
breath underwater
skydive
meet someone famous/imporant (Obama, etc)
Swim in something edible (like noodles or candy!)

I've had somthing similar, although not as forceful, more subtle like a thought. ie had a pop up menu in dream and it had odd options, heard this

"Probly best to wait till your more capable before changing these"

And it kinda locked them out and made the ones I knew light up.
Mine use to be forceful but I learned to reason with it. make deals etc.

Cook a cake, fly to the moon with said cake, and force it down the throat of a nerf hearder. haha biotch

Pull your reflection of out a mirror and punch it in the face. Or give it a big, sloppy kiss. Or interrogate it.

here's one that ive thought of doing, go to a mall filled with a ton of people and fly around have sex with people jump around destroy shit and have fun it makes it mroe amazing that your in a public place with so many people and malls jsut seem liek they'd be fun to fly around and run around in and to make it more fun and exciting do it all naked

Originally Posted by slimslowslider

sex with a mermaid

how would that work?

Originally Posted by 27

Why stop at 360 degree vision? Become a point of conciousness and see everything around you. Or better yet, become omnipotent and see everything in the universe from every possible angle.

ya have like 500 degree vision somehow!

Originally Posted by Elwood

OOO OOO!! I have one! *looks around corner sneakingly* grow a 300 foot penis and.......doo normal woman. xD Or OR! no... nuff said.

i lol'd

Take off master chief's helmet to see what he looks like

my favorite one is telekinesis. Also i'm a fencer so i couple the two and have massive lightsaber battles. One of my favs. The feeling of the force is truely the best part, you just will it into being its quite simple. drugs of course to satisfy some hedonist tendencies
have a dream
go to ancient rome and participate in a temple of dionysus
the hundred years war
get 10 minutes in a dark alley with bush
go to kent state and warp all the bullets out of the guns and warp flowers into every barrel
go to a grateful dead concert
have thanksgiving dinner with einstein, and ask him about his thoughts on god
tron-like scenarios pwn
put a telekinetic barrier around kenedy and spend the rest of the dream tracking down whomever you think is responsible
meet gandalf and have him cast infinite orgasm on you
become energy and travel at the speed of light across the universe
drink serotonin
meet your mothers grandfather
ingest cot and be a viking berserker for a battle or two
be a dolphin
predators vs aliens
mind meld with someone important to you
save a princess from a dragon
fight the wizard that conjured katrina haiti and bp
create a rock so heavy you cannot lift it
change the shape of the receptors in your brain to accept all input and have some good old fashion synesthesia
go on a spirit quest
hang out with your deceased canine
communicate with a tree and unlock its wisdom
go back into the womb

Originally Posted by Arutad

I don't understand how you can enjoy doing such things in dreams, somebody explain!

Many things in posts above sound great, but still how can you enjoy them?! Dreams aren't real, you remember that, and so it kind of kills the pleasure of doing this stuff. You blow up a house, and you know it's just an unreal house that you pretended to blow up and pretended to see the ruins... not funny in my book

cause you're a girl...

Originally Posted by Dash

Eat a gigantic piece of apple pie.

Look in a mirror to see what your hair / face looks like, and keep turning away and then looking back to see how your face changes.

I've tried that but the only difference was my head was bigger and i was still wearing the shirt i wore to bed but jeans with it

Originally Posted by TheShmee

fight the wizard that conjured katrina haiti and bp

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

I just thought of another idea! You know, in the bible (yeah, I know that a lot of you are atheist, but it is still fun!) once Jesus lifted the ocean around him, and helped some desperate people out. So, lift the water out around you while you walk! It could be fun. You can still see in the ocean, without "being in the ocean"

im atheist but even i know that was moses

1. Stand with the 300 Spartans
2. Have an epic full-scale war
3. "Melt" into a DC (Possession)
4. Change genders
5. Become Samus Aran and fight Ridley and Mother Brain mecha