Thread: Nomad Chronicles

Originally Posted by Raven Knight

This sounds like a really cool effect. Did you view it from 3rd person or as part of this wheel? I can only imagine what that would look like! And the part where you (as a planet) collided with Zeus! Quite a dream!

At that part I was in 3rd person. I go back and forth between 3rd and 1st person view in my dreams so frequently that I don't always note it. It's like a video game where you can go back and forth between the different views by hitting a shoulder button. That was definitely the most epic lucid dream I ever had!

We both have the opposite sex as our avatars. Funny.

17.09.2009

Through the rift (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I focused on the moon, and I went into a deep sleep due to a Vicodin and a muscle relaxant I took. I was listening to the Ultimate Lucid Dream Induction song. I had this dream hours later, I think.
I had a False Awakening. I woke up, but I was not in my house. I instantly knew it was a dream. I knew I had to go to the moon. "Wow, this is some strong lucidity!" I thought. I walked out of the townhouse where I had my FA, and stepped outside. I scanned the night sky for the moon. Where could the moon be? I flew up about a hundred feet and hovered to get a better view. I thought I saw some movement out of the corner of my eye. Something moved in the sky. At first I thought it was fireworks. Then, I realized it was stars bursting in the sky, forming smaller stars. The stars would fall for awhile, then hang in the sky, forming beautiful constellations. There was a message in the sky with words. I was so entranced by the beauty of the stars, I didn't pay attention to the words the stars were forming. One of the constellations was a beautiful wolf with a fluffy tail. I saw a huge yellow star that was the eye of Kamapua'a (the Hawaiian pig-man, a demigod) in a giant constellation I had seen in waking life. I began to question if this was a dream or not when I saw the yellow star, and slipped into semi-lucidity.
The stars kept bursting and hanging in the sky, then they would sparkle brightly as they formed constelllations. I was so emotionally overwhelmed by the beauty of the moment, I woke up.That night sky was one of the beautiful things I have ever seen in my life.



I drank some water, and went back to bed. I focused this time on being on the moon. I visualized being on the moon. I reached down and touched the surface of the moon, and felt the powdery dust which was beginning to feel familiar at this point. There were a bunch of people walking around, more like floating, actually. The people were different colored spirits. Imagine colorful ghosts. I ignored them and focused on the one person I came to the moon to meet. Aha! She was right in front of me, about 20 yards away. Suddenly, we were right in front of each other. I got the feeling we were smiling at each other. The feeling was stronger than any other visual sensation. She looked like a person made of energy, but was distinctly human.
"Do you want to go?" she grinned, and began doing magical movents with her hands.
"I am afraid it won't work. I am afraid I don't believe." I felt like she was laughing at me to herself inside. I felt her thinking, "I have done this hundreds of times. Are you kidding me?"
A rift appeared in time and space. She ripped a hole in the fabric of the time/space dimension. There was a deep blackness to to it, an intense, deep, inviting blackness.
"What if I lose you?" I said without sound coming out of my mouth. She smirked and grabbed my hand. We stepped through the rift. There was a split second sensation of tumbling through a tunnel, then another split second of falling. It was like we went through a wormhole, that opened into the sky of the next place, and we fell through the sky right into:
a forest. The trees were great tall pines, and the forest floor was covered with small bushes, about two or three feet high. The moment we got there, we were instantly in a battle, like video games where you can save the game an any specific moment you want without a save point, and then load right back in where you left off.
We both had two slightly curved one-handed swords. There were dozens of attackers. We were wearing flowing white robes, and light leather boots, like desert nomads. Our attackers had various weapons like two-handed swords, a sword and shield, a bow and arrow, and flexible weapons like morning stars, and variations of the chain and spiked ball weapons.
We dodged, parried, and thrusted our enemies through flawlessly. It was exhilirating. We knew ever counter for every weapon. As we spun, leapt, rolled, and attacked, our swords sung, and golden trails followed our swords in the air. Our enemies were hopeless. I got so excited, I was afraid I was going to wake up. There was a short pause in the battle, and my friend and I were back-to-back, ready to re-enter the fray.
My chest was heaving. "I don't know how much longer I can maintain clarity!" I shouted to her.
"Just focus!" she shouted as she charged into battle. I thought, "Oh my god, this dream kicks ass!!!" I was so overwhelmed by the sheer joy, the dream faded. I don't remember if I woke, or it went into something else.

Those fireworks sound like quite a display, especially the wolf. Such detail in a dream! And exactly what song is the Ultimate Lucid Dream Induction song? I can usually do a WILD with meditation, but using that with my meditation device might be a way to both extend the length of my lucid dreams and make them clearer.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

17.09.2009

Through the rift (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I focused on the moon, and I went into a deep sleep due to a Vicodin and a muscle relaxant I took. I was listening to the Ultimate Lucid Dream Induction song. I had this dream hours later, I think.
I had a False Awakening. I woke up, but I was not in my house. I instantly knew it was a dream. I knew I had to go to the moon. "Wow, this is some strong lucidity!" I thought. I walked out of the townhouse where I had my FA, and stepped outside. I scanned the night sky for the moon. Where could the moon be? I flew up about a hundred feet and hovered to get a better view. I thought I saw some movement out of the corner of my eye. Something moved in the sky. At first I thought it was fireworks. Then, I realized it was stars bursting in the sky, forming smaller stars. The stars would fall for awhile, then hang in the sky, forming beautiful constellations. There was a message in the sky with words. I was so entranced by the beauty of the stars, I didn't pay attention to the words the stars were forming. One of the constellations was a beautiful wolf with a fluffy tail. I saw a huge yellow star that was the eye of Kamapua'a (the Hawaiian pig-man, a demigod) in a giant constellation I had seen in waking life. I began to question if this was a dream or not when I saw the yellow star, and slipped into semi-lucidity.
The stars kept bursting and hanging in the sky, then they would sparkle brightly as they formed constelllations. I was so emotionally overwhelmed by the beauty of the moment, I woke up.That night sky was one of the beautiful things I have ever seen in my life.



I drank some water, and went back to bed. I focused this time on being on the moon. I visualized being on the moon. I reached down and touched the surface of the moon, and felt the powdery dust which was beginning to feel familiar at this point. There were a bunch of people walking around, more like floating, actually. The people were different colored spirits. Imagine colorful ghosts. I ignored them and focused on the one person I came to the moon to meet. Aha! She was right in front of me, about 20 yards away. Suddenly, we were right in front of each other. I got the feeling we were smiling at each other. The feeling was stronger than any other visual sensation. She looked like a person made of energy, but was distinctly human.
"Do you want to go?" she grinned, and began doing magical movents with her hands.
"I am afraid it won't work. I am afraid I don't believe." I felt like she was laughing at me to herself inside. I felt her thinking, "I have done this hundreds of times. Are you kidding me?"
A rift appeared in time and space. She ripped a hole in the fabric of the time/space dimension. There was a deep blackness to to it, an intense, deep, inviting blackness.
"What if I lose you?" I said without sound coming out of my mouth. She smirked and grabbed my hand. We stepped through the rift. There was a split second sensation of tumbling through a tunnel, then another split second of falling. It was like we went through a wormhole, that opened into the sky of the next place, and we fell through the sky right into:
a forest. The trees were great tall pines, and the forest floor was covered with small bushes, about two or three feet high. The moment we got there, we were instantly in a battle, like video games where you can save the game an any specific moment you want without a save point, and then load right back in where you left off.
We both had two slightly curved one-handed swords. There were dozens of attackers. We were wearing flowing white robes, and light leather boots, like desert nomads. Our attackers had various weapons like two-handed swords, a sword and shield, a bow and arrow, and flexible weapons like morning stars, and variations of the chain and spiked ball weapons.
We dodged, parried, and thrusted our enemies through flawlessly. It was exhilirating. We knew ever counter for every weapon. As we spun, leapt, rolled, and attacked, our swords sung, and golden trails followed our swords in the air. Our enemies were hopeless. I got so excited, I was afraid I was going to wake up. There was a short pause in the battle, and my friend and I were back-to-back, ready to re-enter the fray.
My chest was heaving. "I don't know how much longer I can maintain clarity!" I shouted to her.
"Just focus!" she shouted as she charged into battle. I thought, "Oh my god, this dream kicks ass!!!" I was so overwhelmed by the sheer joy, the dream faded. I don't remember if I woke, or it went into something else.

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18.09.2009

Lucid Fragments (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on the moon. I was getting distracted by all the people. I was looking for one person. Suddenly there were no people. A beautifuly woman appeared in front of me. She was wearing a white hooded robe, and had long dark hair. Was it her? We started making out. I felt her body press against mine. I felt her spirit under the outer image of the robe. I felt angry for some reason, and shouted, "No!" in my mind. Then, she disappeared, but reapeared behind me.
She laughed hollowly. She kept teleporting and laughing mockingly. "Selene!" I shouted. She was posing as my friend. I felt embarrassed that Selene had so easily deceived me.
I looked for my friend. I saw her standing in front of me. Selene kept flitting in and out of sight and sound with her laughter. I was getting distracted by Selene and couldn't focus. My friend was looking at me confused. I felt like I couldn't explain who Selene is.
I don't remember what happened next. Either I woke up, the dream faded, or I forgot.


Fragment

My friend and I were in the same forest as before, standing amongst our dead enemies, swords drawn, looking around.

Fragment
My friend pulled me through a mirror. I was afraid for some reason. She thought it was funny. We looked around. We were in a hall of a huge European mansion. There were giant paintings of ancestors, and suits of armor along the walls. Every 20 feet or so, were double doors leading out to a balcony. Light sheer curtains were fluttering in a light breeze. Everything was backwards. Left was right, and right was left. All the words and letters on everything were backwards.

I woke up. I smoked some cannabis, took a painkiller, and went back to sleep.

Fragment

I tried to find my friend again. We were sitting down at a table, like in a coffeeshop, or maybe a classroom. We were having a conversation about dream spinning, and maintaining stability. We were also wondering whose dream we were in. Was it mine? hers? a combination? Some kind of real place? the collective dream world?

I woke up, and went back to sleep.

Fragment
I looked for my friend. I ended up standing next to her in class. Too late to dream with her, she was already awake. Astral projection! I got the feeling she thought I was thinking about her, which I was, but she didn't realize I was standing right there. She was focused on typing on her laptop. I sat down in her chair with her. I was curious to see if she could feel me. She shifted in her chair, and she seemed to sense something. She was curious as to what just happened.

18.09.2009

In Which I Contact Selene (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Selene had been in three of my lucid dreams at this point. Once, at the temple of Artemis, once at Stonehenge, and once on the moon. Selene is a lover from a past life. She is a spirit now on the astral plane. Because she interrupted my last dream, I felt the need to talk to her. I knew that she was angry about me about a past life together, but I didn't know what it was.
I focused on the moon, and on Selene, since that was the last place I saw her.
I stood on the moon. I felt the now familiar powdery dust under my feet. Selene came running to me, and kissed me. She was wearing a long white dress, and has long wavy dark brown hair, light skin, and a wreath of silvery leaves in her hair. Her dark eyes are big and deep. She wasn't masqerading as anyone else this time. She collapsed into my arms, as she cried and pounded my chest. I told her I loved her, and I wanted her to show me everything.
She brought me to a glen in the woods somewhere. It was warm, and afternoon sunlight filtered in through the trees. Insects flitted about. We sat in front of each other, and I said, "Show me everything, I want to know."
This is what she showed me:
We were in love in Ireland long ago. She wore flowers in her hair. She liked to play little jokes on me, like dumping a basket of flowers on my head from high above as I walked under her.
I was a sailor. I went out to sea on a long voyage. I was long overdue. She became despondent. People told her to count me as dead, and look for someone else. She refused. During a harsh winter, the lighthouse near our home went out. She went to go light it herself, just in case my ship would return, but she froze to death along the way.
I returned soon after that, and found her frozen body half-buried in the snow. I held her cold body to my chest and cried. "No."
"Selene!" I screamed at the sky. She was dead. It was pointless. My heart broke.
We were back in the forest glen. I told her I was sorry, and that I still love her. We stood up, and looked into each other's eyes. "I know," she whispered, and kissed me. the dream faded.

I was in my kitchen, and I couldn't inhale. Sleep apnea. Dammit! "You can breathe," I told myself in my head. I saw my grandma and thought about asking my grandmother to call 911. Then, I remembered it was a dream. I woke up, gasping for breath.

"Fucking muscle relaxant," I thought. I turned to my side and went back to sleep.

I was back on the moon, and I saw Selene again. I told her she could come with my friend and I on our dream adventures. "Okay," she smiled, and disappeared, as if walking around a corner. She reappeared with a bunch of brightly wrapped gifts.
"Dream gifts," I thought, "what can I do with these?"
She encouraged me to open them.
I opened a big one that was wrapped in yellow paper with a red bow. I pulled out a beautiful sword. It glowed like the full moon.
I opened the next gift, and it was two translucent electric blue boots. I put the energy boots on, and I could bound around, and walk on walls and ceilings. I could also use the boots as rocket boosters. I took the boots off.
I opened the next gift, and it was a pair of energy gloves. They looked to be made of the same stuff as the boots. The gloves enhanced the power of my punches. I shot lightning out of the gloves. When I punched they made an electric zapping sound. I brandished the sword, and electrified it. The sword started vibrating and singing.
I put the gifts away. I opened the last gift. It was a belt. After I put it on, I pressed a button on the buckle, and an energy field formed around my body. It was blue, and crackled electrically. I pressed the button again and turned it off.
"Thank you so much!" I told Selene. And she ran into my arms, and kissed me. Then, she put her head on my chest, and we held each other for awhile without saying anything.
"I want you to come with us on our dream adventures, Beautiful."
She looked up at me, and kissed my lips. "Okay," she smiled. She walked away, waving goodbye and smiling at me.

15.09.2009

Sex on Stonehenge (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I imagined Stonehenge all around me as I was falling asleep, like when the trees grow in Max's room in Where The Wild Thing Are.I was lying on the sacrificial stone slab. I was thinking about how odd it was that it was a reconstruction of the original, but most people don't know that. I wanted to sacrifice myself on the stone. I lied totally flat, sprawling my arms out, completely naked. I was supposed to look for someone. Who? R! I heard you calling my name two hours before I went to sleep, but I was too awake then to sleep.
A woman suddenly appeared, and we touched hands and smiled at each other. She was glowing pink translucent, but at the same time I could see her skin. We were both naked. She had dark brown wavy hair, and dark eyes. I kissed her clavicle. "Oh my God!" I thought, "am I kissing my friend?" I moved down and kissed the woman's bare right breast, and grabbed her left nipple. I stared at her breasts. "Oh my God, I thought, this feels so real!"
I began kissing her stomach, and i was amazed at how real her body felt under my hands and mouth. I was so shocked by the intensity, I went into third person view, I laid her down on the stone, held her arms down, and entered her. I was so exhilirated and shocked by how real it felt, I woke up.

About a week after I had this dream, I realized it was Selene that I was with on the stone.

I had this dream awhile ago, but I was embarrassed to post it at first, until I realized the woman was Selene, a lover from a past life.

10.09.2009

So lucid! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't remember the dream sign, but, I was in a room in a house, and I thought I should do a reality check. I pinched my nose and could still breathe. What the hell? That doesn't make sense. I did it again. "Oh, I'm in a dream!" I thought.

I was amazed at how clear and real everything looked. I slowly walked around the room touching all the furniture. "I don't believe how lucid I am! and the clarity! Wow!"

The dream faded. This was one of the most clear lucid dreams I have ever had, but I don't remember it very well! I had it about a week ago. Oh well.

19.09.2009

I which I meet Hades, god of the dead (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I as I fell asleep, I focused on the moon. I was standing on the moon, and Selene was standing next to me, holding my hand. We were smiling at my friend in front of us.

I don't remember what happened next. I woke up, and went back to bed. I focused on the moon again.

I stood on the surface of the moon. I saw Raven Knight standing in front of me. She asked if Selene was going to come. I said, "I don't know. I'll ask her." I called her name, and she appeared right next to me. She had been invisible the whole time. Selene smiled mischeviously. Raven began creating a portal. I again was worried that it was not going to work. Raven just laughed. The portal opened, dark and inviting. Raven grabbed my hand, and I grabbed Selene's hand, and we went through. I had the sensation of falling again, and we were back in the same forest as before. There were skeletons of the enemies we killed strewn about.

Horsemen rushed through the forest. One scooped Selene up. She pulled out a dagger, and slit his throat. She pushed his body off the horse, and began riding it. Raven and I knocked two other riders off of their horses and began riding them.
There was a sound like thunder coming from the ground. A landlside was coming down the great mountain we were riding on. Our enemies were consumed in the earth. A great boulder, about 60 feet high, rolled down the mountain, crushing trees. We jumped off our horses as the boulder crushed them. I turned into Pan, and pushed against the boulder stopping it.

I turned back into myself. We began walking the direction we had been riding. For some reason, it felt like we were going east. Small orcs popped up from the bushes where they had been hiding, and shot arrows at us. I pressed the button on my energy belt, the arrows burned up in the blue energy. Raven was shooting yellow energy bolts out of her hands, burning the arrows up. Selene was spinning the kung fu weapon with the three chain balls, and was breaking all the arrows that came at her.

I shot two chains out of my energy gloves, and grabbed two trees, and pulled them to the ground. Orcs that had been hiding in the trees scrambled out. We began slaughtering the orcs as they ran away.

Raven began shooting energy bolts at the ground. Orcs that had been hiding half-buried in the earth, popped up, their skin and clothes smoking. Selene had a white recurve bow, and shot the orcs as they popped up.

We shot all the orcs out of the trees, and when the area was clear, began walking eastward again.

Raven asked us if we wanted to ride again. Selene and I nodded. Raven sang, and three horses appeared. Raven got on a black horse, Selene got on a white horse, and I got on a brown horse with white markings.

We rode east. A dark castle rose in the distance. Suddenly we were before a great gate. Behind us was an army of orcs. I told Raven and Selene to battle the orcs while I opened the gate. I turned into Pan and broke the gate open. The three of us went in. The orc army was gone.

We were in a beautiful garden. There were all kinds of fruit trees, and lovely flowering plants all around us. Bees and butterflies were flitting about, pollinating the blossoms. There were many pale grey steps leading up what looked like a temple. A woman that was about 80 feet high slowly made her way down the steps. She was wearing a long grey dress, and her skin and hair was the color of the full moon.

"Are you the moon goddess?" I asked.

Then, she turned into a great golden snake, and opened her jaws, hissing. All our surroundings instantly became dark and half-dead.

"I am whoever you want me to be!" The snake's voice was like gravel scraping a frozen sea.

The surroundings were familiar to me. "Ah! It's Morpheus!" Morpheus changed into a man wearing a blue and black robe with a bald head.

"Welcome to my castle," he smiled. Morpheus turned and walked to the entrance. We followed him, eyes wide.

"Who are you? Are you me?"

"No!" he said sternly, "I am a seperate entity."

We were suddenly in a huge dimly lit hall, with a ceiling so high it disappeared into the darkness. We were sitting at a very long dining table. The table was full of food. There was a huge plate of many variety of fruits. Raven and Selene began eating at one end, and I started eating all the fruits.

Morpheus sat at the end and grinned. "Every dream about eating in dining rooms takes place here," he said. Suddenly the room changed, and it was a 1950's style dining area near a kitchen. There was a folding card table with a blue and green flower print on a white background. I felt disoriented. The room changed back to what it had been before.

Morpheus got up from the table, and I followed him into the scullery. It was hot. People were cooking, and washing dishes in big wooden tubs. The place changed to a modern kitchen in a home. I felt disoriented and confused again.

Morpheus and I were suddenly walking in a great hall. It was the same hall from a previous dream, like a long hall in a mideavel castle. Where is Raven? Where is Selene? I began to panic. I felt stupid for leaving them behind.

"Raven is having her own adventures. Selene is in my dungeon." Before I had a chance to be angry at Morpheus, I was in a dirty dungeon hallway. In a cell before me was Selene. She saw me, and rushed to the bars. Tears were streaming down her face. I heard the cacophony of an angry mob outside on the street above.

"This is what happened the last time," she said. She was not afraid of the dream, but we were reliving a past life together. We both closed our eyes, and she telepathically showed me.

We lived in France during the Dark Ages. Selene had been convicted of witchcraft by The Church. There was no way I could rescue her.

I saw her being tied to a stake above a heap of firewood. I stood on a rooftop from a distance, and watched, horrified. She was blindfolded. As they lit the tinder, I lifted my crossbow. I would not allow them to make her suffer in death. A tear rolled down my cheek, as I pulled the trigger. The bolt hit her in the forehead, killing her instantly.

We opened our eyes. "That was real," she said. "None of this is real." We embraced through the dungeon bars.

"I have to rescue you," I said.

"No you don't," she said, "it's just a dream." Then I realized the reason she was in the dream dungeon was so I could recall that past life.

Suddenly I was back in the dining hall alone with Morpheus. "There is someone who wants to meet you," he said.

Raven, Selene, and I tumbled through the sky, and landed in a tropical rainforest. I was Pan for some reason. I landed right on a large flat stone, which moved about four inches down into the ground because of my weight as Pan. I turned back into myself.

A ziggurat of yellow stone rose from the ground, layer by layer. There was a dark entrance in front of us. We went in. There were strange pictures on the walls. As we turned a corner, a giant three-headed dog stood before us, frothing at the mouths.

I drew my sword. Raven made a motion for me to sheath it, and began singing. The dog whimpered, and lied down, then fell asleep. We walked past Cerebus, into Hades.

I lost track of Raven and Selene at this point, but I wasn't worried anymore. The ground was full of great pits. I was in a great cave under the earth, an underground world. There were treacherous narrow paths between the pits. In the center of the cave was a throne, on which sat the god Hades. I went to him, and stood before the throne. He looked like he was made of grey stone. His eyes were empty sockets, but I felt him looking at me. He had a square jaw, a sharp nose, and a thick square beard. He was wearing a stone crown.

"Ah, we meet again, traveler," he said to me. He stood up from the throne, and I followed him. "Who are you? Are you me?" I asked.

"No!" he replied, insulted. "I am Hades." There were many people repeating various tasks. I asked him what they were doing. He told me they were trying to learn a lesson.

He stopped at one particular pit where the heat coming out of it was intense. He looked down into it. I followed his gaze into the pit below. It was full of fire. There were people in the fire screaming and moaning, reaching upwards.

"What is that?" I asked.

"Hell," he said. "They created it themselves."

"How long are they going to be down there?" I asked.

"They will be there until they feel they have been punished enough," said Hades.

"So, they can leave whenever they want to?" I asked incredulously.

"Yes."

"So why don't they?" I asked on the verge of anger.

"Guilt."

Hades shook his head, and walked on. I felt sorry for the people in Hell, but then I realized they weren't actually feeling the pain of fire, only the pain of their guilt from their former life.

I followed Hades again, and he led me upwards. We were in total blackness. Then, I felt like my eyes got adjusted to the light. I saw people sitting in a huge circle, so big that I could not see the whole thing. They were meditating with their eyes closed.

I heard Hades' voice in my head. "This is the place between worlds. This is where people go to plan out their next life."

Selene and Raven were suddenly next to me, and we sat down and joined the people meditating.

Suddenly we were back on the moon. I told Raven, "Let's have another adventure!"

"Are you kidding me?" she laughed, "that was enough adventure for one night!" She waved goodbye, and disappeared. Selene stood on her tiptoes and kissed my cheek, then vanished.

EDIT: For some reason, I thought Spike's name was Nick in this dream.

20.09.2009

Most Epic Dream Chain (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I looked at the images behind my eyelids. I saw a great golden snake. There were giant jungle trees, the size of redwoods behind it. The snake was probably about a hundred feet high. I saw Selene, Raven and Nick standing in front of it, ready to do battle. They looked like ants compared to it. I was flying down toward them. How could we battle this?
I began to wake back up. The dream faded. I went back to sleep. I was with the three of them, gawking at the size of this great snake. There were two strange shapes on both sides of the snake. They were the rears of a lion's claws. We were about to do battle with a gryphon's tail. The gryphon spun around. It was huge, about 300 feet tall. It had the head of a lion and an eagle. the lion's head roared and tried to eat us. We ran away. The eagle's head screeched, and it was so loud it made our heads vibrate. I felt disoriented. We ran into as much forest cover as we could. The gryphon spread its wings, and took off. It was flying above us. The dream faded. I don't remember what happened next, but I lost lucidity.

missing time

I was an involved conversation with a friend, M, about business standing near a white wooden fence with a cornfield on the other side of it. Raven Knight, Selene and Nick rode past on horses. The gryphon was chasing them. "What the hell are you doing?" Raven yelled at me, "Come here and help us, dumb ass!"
"Holy shit!" I told my friend. "This is from my last dream!" I started running to catch up with the other three. I turned into Pan to run faster. My friend said, "Maybe I can help!" He turned into Hanuman, the monkey god. He was blue and white. Hanuman grew in size til he was huge himself. He leapt up, and grabbed the gryphon around its neck, and it fell to the ground.
I grew in size as Pan, and grabbed the gryphon around its neck with my arms. Hanuman sreeched and jumped up and down on the gryphon's back. I turned into a minotaur, and wrestled the grypon to the ground. I held it in a chokehold, until it gave up. I turned us into giant dragonfly people, and formed a square around the gryphon. He didn't want to fight back. Hanuman laughed and threw dirt at the gryphon.
The gryphon shrunk down to a man. It was Morpheus.
"Good battle!" he said.

missing time

The next thing I can remember Selene and I were standing next to each other near a cornfield. Selene pointed at the sky and made it night. I opened the sky like a shutter and made it day. M., Raven and Nick watched us. Selene and I battled each other to make it day and night. Everyone started laughing.

missing time

We were going down a river, the four of us, in a boat. There were attackers in the trees. We were all wearing white robes. Raven shot fire bolts at the enemies in the trees to the left. I shot white arrows into the trees to the right. Selene threw dozens of shuriken into the trees, like a casino dealer passing out cards. Every one hit its target. Selene jumped off of the boat on to the shore, then up into the trees. She leapt from tree to tree, slicing our attackers with her daggers. I heard Raven singing. The music was so powerful and overwhelming. She was casting fear upon our enemies.
I saw Nick on the trees on the left, slicing up enemies with a white sword.
The river ended in a waterfall. The four of us were in the boat again. I told everyone not to worry. I turned us into dragonfly people, and we flew out of the boat before it went over the waterfall. We flew to a cliff near another waterfall with no enemies around. We looked up at the night sky. Selene made the moon rise. I stared into the sky and made more stars appear. Then, Nick and Raven started doing it too. We filled the sky with stars, and drew constellations with our eyes. The four of us just sat there on the cliff in the Amazon jungle staring at the night sky for a long time.
I saw the Kamapua'a constellation in the sky, the Great Boar, my ancestor-god. He came to life. I was in a large field somewhere with him. He was about the size of a skyscraper. I hugged him, and said, "Oh father."
missing time.
I think I may have woke up and went back to sleep.
I focused on the moon.
Selene was standing next to me. She said she was happy to see me. She looked up at me and smiled, "I'm happy that I you know who I am, you love me, and you remember me." She started making out with me, and I was suprised at how real her mouth felt. I felt her body press against mine. I held for for a second in silence.
I opened my eyes and saw Raven Knight. She was waiting for our little moment to be over. Then, Nick materialized next to her. He had been invisible, but she didn't know. She seemed a little startled. He agressively grabbed and they started making out. Selene and I giggled.

"Where do you want to go?," asked Raven. "Another medieval adventure?" I offered. "No," said Raven, "something different." "How about an undersea adventure?" asked Selene. Raven smiled at her and opened a portal. The four of us stepped through. We were in a giant undersea cave. It was large enough to fit an aircraft carrier in it. The walls were lined with luminescent stuff growing, that was waving back and forth in the current. It looked like octopus eggs. A giant shark with glowing green eyes smashed into the opening of the cave, but it was too big to fit inside. I turned into Neptune, and spun at the shark, drilling into its nose.

"Outsiders!" someone shouted, "you lead the great shark here!" The other people looked like humans made of glowing jellyfish flesh. I turned us into merpeople. I turned around and looked at the cave people. I was holding a trident, and wearing a coral crown. I had a big white beard. I looked like an old guy that can kick your ass.
"We did not intend to lure the shark here. For that, I apologize. We wish to communicate with your people," I said.
"Atlanteans!" they gasped. "Atlanteans! Tell the king!"
One said, "Follow us."
Two swam in front, two behind, and two on each side. They were suspicious of us, but were guarding us from attack. We continued on until the cave opened up to a great dark room. There was a giant squid pale, glowing faintly blue-green in the darkness. I felt a dark ancient intelligence, and and strength beyond centuries.
"Are you Morpheus?" I asked dumbly.
The squid king laughed. He told us there were three different species of sentient sea people living in the undersea caves.
I don't remember what happened next. I think I may have woke up.
I focused on the moon. I was back on the moon with Selene. She told me, "I am so happy you remember me now. You know who I am, you know why I did what I did. I just wanted to be with you so desperately." I told her I understood, and that I still loved her after all these lives. We kissed and it felt so real. I felt her body press against mine.
I saw Raven stand a ways off kind of whistling to herself. Then Nick appeared next her. He had been standing near her, invisible. She ws a little startled. He grabbed her and kissed her. Selene and I giggled.
Then, Selene and Nick both started talking at the same time, but I could understand them both. I couldn't make out who said what. They were talking to us telepathically. They said that they had been brother and sister in past lives, and so had Raven and I. They said the pairs of us were often siblings or friends. They said that Nick and Raven had often been lovers, and so had Selene and I.
We lied down on the moon with our heads pointed toward each other. We held hands, so our arms formed a square. Nick was across from me, and Raven was on one side, and Selene on the other. We closed our eyes, and levitated off of the moon. There was no up or down. We were in outer space, beings of pure energy. I rolled over and embraced Selene intimately. I then rolled back. I hugged Raven, but it was like were were standing up, and it felt like being hugged by my girl cousin, who is like an older sister. I went back. Nick and I vibrated the crowns of our heads toward each other, and moved right through the other person.


"Wow!" Raven said, "Let's see what else we can do!" Music started coming out of her, and a dance floor appeared. I started laughing at see a dance floor in space. I jumped on it and began dancing. I decided to try some breakdancing moves that I can't do in waking life. I could do them all as long I as I could picture myself doing them!

"Ok, now your turn!" I pointed at Raven. The music changed to funky disco, and suddenly Raven was wearing pink bellbottoms, a silk blouse, and a vest. She was wearing an afro wig, and giant sunglasses. She started dancing disco. The rest of us laughed and clapped.

missing time

The four of us were meditating in a square again. We combined our intelligence and were all talking and listening at the same time. I couldn't tell the difference between anyone voice, including my own. It was like we were pieceing together a great puzzle with different bits of information.
We were together. We are all real. We have been together in different ways for many lifetimes and we will be for many more. I felt the pain of ignorance, and forgetfulness, and the exultation and pain of rememberance and awareness, as a lemniscate of light moved through my head. I was standing in space, and I saw all my lives looping back on each other. I wanted to know if we could ever evolve and acheive enlightenment to lessen suffering.

I saw the four of us like ghosts in a pyramid formation, floating up and away from earth. There were other groups like us, all around. We have to find each other. We have to find the other people who share lucid dreams. There are many like us. We can find the others. We are seeking them as they are seeking us. I felt a deep peace. I stopped caring if other people think I'm crazy.

missing time

I was in outer space, alone. Zaphor, the red dragon-man, my dream guide was talking to me, floating in a cloud. "Everything is a dream. Your waking life is a dream. You have power over your waking life. Make lots of money, and it will give you power as lucidity does. You are suffering, and you will suffer more. You are no longer phobic of paperwork. All your fears will be conquered here. This is going to take time. You must be patient with yourself and never quit. That is the most important thing. Quitters never ever win. Just as you have broken free from your own limitations and the limitations others have placed on you in the dream world, you must break free first from the limitations you place on yourself in your waking life. Then, your mind will be free, and power will begin flowing to you. Money will give you power over your own life, and freedom from the limitations others place on you.
You are suffering, and you will suffer more.
I will be here in your dreams to guide you. You have friends in the dream world that you now know are real. You have fought gods. The gods are not dream characters created by your mind. They are real spirits. All view the gods differently. You see them as gods of the Hawaiians and Greeks.
You have spirit guides to aid you in waking life. You know who they are, and you will meet more.
You are suffering, and you will suffer more. Write down your night dreams. Hold on to your day dreams. Use the present to change the future. Alter your reality for a better life."
Then, he was no longer a dragon-man, but a great red dragon in the sky. He blew fire on me, and I screamed as I was engulfed in flames. I felt no pain.
"It's burning away, it's all burning away." I heard a voice as my dream body burned away. There was only my energy left. I felt pure.

missing time

I was back on the moon talking with Raven Knight. "Let's keep dreaming! This is so fun!"

"Well," she laughed, "do you know how long this dream is? We've been dreaming for about an hour. If you don't wake up and write it down, you are going to forget some of it."

"No, no, I won't! I promise!"

"Well," she laughed again, "I have to wake up anyway. Bye!" She waved goodbye, and disappeared.

I woke up, and went back to sleep, but I can't remember anything after this.

20.09.2009

In which I meet my boy self (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I somehow ended up in a roller skating rink I used to go to when I was a kid in Washington state in the 80's. I think I may have been with my dream companions; Raven, Selene, and Spike, but I don't remember.
There was a certain arcade game I wanted to see. Aha! There it is!
I turned into a minotaur, and kicked it in, then I bashed it in with my head. It was a game I played and died quickly in when I tried it once about the age of seven. For some reason I was so embarrassed that I cried. I felt guilty for wasting my mom's quarter, because we were poor. I guess that was the main reason.
"Well, that's not the real game, but that felt good." I turned back into myself. "Waitaminute! I wonder if I'm here."

I looked for my boyhood self. I saw myself as the awkward 13-year-old, tiny, wearing a white turtleneck shirt with a fresh big yellow mustard stain on it seated by himself at a table, watching the people skate. My boy self was sinking down in the chair to hide the mustard stain.

That was 21 years ago.

I decided to freak my boy self out. I walked up to the boy me. "Hey man, I'm you, from the future!"
Boy me looked up at me, and for some reason he was scared of my crazy nest of hair, and my facial hair.
"Listen man, everything's cool. Don't worry. You are going to go through a lot of suffering. You will experience a lot of pain, joy, and beauty."
My boy self's eyes got huge.
"And guess what? I'm a big risk-taker!"
"Really?" he barely whispered. He looked around nervously, and sunk down in his seat more.
"Yeah! And, hey, don't worry about that mustard stain. It doesn't mean shit."
At the word shit his jaw dropped. I laughed, and disappeared.

20.09.2009

I thought I was eating people, dammit! (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was a giant minotaur, about sixty feet tall, walking down a dirt road in a forest. Raven, Spike, and Selene were walking or riding on horses, I don't remember. I was scooping people out of the forest and eating them ravenously.
"What the hell are you doing, Nomad?", Raven called up at me.
"I am eating loads of people, or course!" I said with relish.
"Those aren't people, those are turnips!" she laughed.
I looked at the things in my hands. Giant purple and white turnips. "So they are!" I thought.
"Well, regardless, they are still delicious!" as I munched on a few dozen more. Everyone started laughing at me, and I just kept eating more turnips.

21.09.2009

The Vampire King (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I focused on the moon. I was with Selene on the moon. I asked her why she wasn't reincarnated with me this lifetime. She said she didn't know, and a tear rolled down her cheek. I held her close to me, and said I still loved her. I told Selene, "If I ever fall in love with another woman, she is going to know about you, and understand." She snuggled into my neck.
I saw Raven Knight in the distance. She was talking to Spike. She kissed him goodbye. He looked at Selene and me, waved, then turned into a bat, and disappeared. I was startled by him doing that. Raven said, "He has stuff he has to do." I nodded.

Raven started "singing". Music came out of her. It sounded like two vibrations, a low and a high one. The low one was almost subsonic. A portal opened. I grabbed Selene's hand, and dove in. Raven followed.
We were riding Arabian horses in the Sahara, at a full sprint. Raven's horse was black with a red mane and tail, Selene's was white, and mine was brown with a white mane and tail. We were being chased by bandits on camels. The bandits were whooping and laughing. We were dressed like Bedouins, all in white.

I turned around and shot white arrows from a white bow. Raven shot fire bolts at the bandits. We were hitting some, but missing a lot. Selene jumped off of her horse, and withdrew two short swords. She was smirking.
She leapt up and landed on a camel's back, and stabbed the bandit's on it. She ran back and forth, spinning, flipping, leaping, slicing, as Selene and I shot at them. Selene began running back to her horse, faster than the horses themselves. Raven called lightning down from the sky, and killed the remaining bandits, but the lightning did not strike the camels.

We slowed our horses to a gallop, and came to a huge hole in the ground, about maybe 200 feet across. It seemed to be slowly growing. Sand poured into it. It was so dark, I could not see the sides of it.

The great hole frightened me, but then I thought, "This is a dream. Nothing can harm me."
I said, "Let's go in."
Raven was hesitant. I told her, "This is a dream, we can't be hurt. Let's just jump in." She agreed, and the three of us got off of our horses and jumped in.

We landed in a huge dimly lit room. It seemed like maybe it was a temple. I could barely make out great pillars on the left and right of us.
There was something glowing up ahead. I felt like we were being watched.

We walked toward the glowing object. There were about six steps leading to a platform. A great precious stone, cut with many facets, and oblong in shape was sitting on an iron stand, softly glowing blue-white. It was about as long as my forearm. Selene's eyes got big. "I want it," she whispered. It reminded me of the diamond I had seen in the center of The Hanging Gardens of Bablyon, in a previous dream. Selene slowly walked toward the stone.
"Selene, no!" I hissed. She turned and looked at me, almost pouting. Then a wry smile came over her face, and she turned back to the stone, and lifted it off the stand.

At that moment, I heard some commotion from up high. "Dammit, Selene!"
Raven was looking in the direction of the sounds. We ran off to the right side. Selene hugged the stone and said, "I want it, I want it!" like a child. We ran into the corner of the room, a dead end. Selene tossed the stone to me. At that moment, a white staff appeared in my left hand, and the stone fused with it. I wondered if Raven or I summoned the staff.

We turned and faced what I felt was attackers. I slammed the staff on the ground, and moonlight burst from the stone, illuminating the room. Bats. Hundreds of vampires in the the form of bats were hanging upside down, with faintly glowing red eyes. Some were already flying at us, screeching in anger.
Raven shot fire bolts at them, and Selene threw shuriken at them, both hitting the bats with perfect accuracy. I shot moonlight out of my staff, spinning it around back and forth, as the bats were attacking us from all directions. We killed hundreds within moments. The remaining retreated from the room.

"We are in the Land of the Vampires," said Raven. We saw a doorway to the opposite corner of the corner we had ran toward previously. It was a yellowish brown stone, and had strange letters carved on it. We walked through.

We were in a great cavern, lit from below by lava flowing underneath us. There was a great tongue of rock, like a broken stone bridge, going out in front of us. There was a man, about seven feet tall, wearing a long black cape, that flowed to the ground with his back to us. He had bat ears on the side of his head. I saw a cage hanging from the ceiling in the distance. It seemed like the man was talking to the person in the cage.
The man turned and faced us.

"Oh, you must be my slave's friends, coming to rescue him?" he laughed mockingly. I looked at the person in the cage. He was a blond man with fangs. His clothes were tattered, and flesh was lacerated. He looked like he was dying of thirst. Raven whispered, "Spike!"

"You can have your friend back, as a gift. But, first you must defeat me!" said the man, his voice resonating through the cavern. On the word me, he grew in size until he was about 20 feet tall.

"Well, who the hell are you?" I asked.
"I am Death incarnate," he said as he opened his cape. His cape was full of dozens of bats.
"Well, I met Death last night, and he was a lot more badass than you," I mocked.

The bats came flying at us, screeching. Selene shot bolts of moonlight at them, I shot arrows, and Raven shot fire bolts. It wasn't enough, there were too many. I pressed the button on my energy belt, and formed a force field around us. The bats bounced off the energy shield and screamed angrily. Raven told me to turn it off, and just trust her. She lifted her hands, closed her eyes, and began singing.

A firestorm, a tornado of fire grew up around us, and we were in its eye. At first the bats tried to fly through the fire, but they got burned. They started to fly away, but Raven expanded the tornado, burning them as they retreated.
Raven ended the spell, and the remaining bats retreated into "Death's" cape. Before he closed his cape around himself, Selene shot a beam of light at his chest, Raven launched fire, and I shot an arrow. All three hit him at the same time, and he became engulfed in flame. He clutched at the arrow in his chest, and melted into a puddle of black ooze. Ugly little fat green worms squirmed out from the puddle by the hundreds, squirming away in all directions. I summoned sparrows and ravens and they swooped down and gobbled up all the worms.

"Damn you!" said a disembodied voice, echoing off the walls. "You did not kill me. I am immortal!"
Raven flew across the cavern to the cage. She broke the lock, opened the door, and went in. She cradled Spike in her arms, and teleported the four of us out.

We were in a glen in the woods. It was early spring. "Who was that?" Raven asked Spike.
"The Vampire King," he said. "I was being punished for rebellion." I looked around the glen. There were some small wildflowers growing. The grass was growing past our ankles. There were little white butterflies flitting about. I wondered if any of these plants had healing properties.

Boom! "What the hell was that?" I thought.
Boom! "Oh shit," said Raven. "This is not the time for a fight."
Boom! Boom! Boom! The ground shook.

A frost giant appeared, pushing the trees apart, and looked down at us. I placed my hand on the hilt of my sword, and he laughed at me. "I mean you no harm," he smiled. He had pale blue skin, and white fur. He had long arms, and huge hands and feet.

"I will heal your friend," he said. He scooped up some herbs from somewhere nearby, and crushed them in his hands. Then, he blew into his hands, and the herbs flew through the air, and landed on Spike, covering his wounds.
"He needs time to heal," said the frost giant, and walked away. Selene and I followed him, and Raven stayed with Spike in the glen.

"I could use a good fight, from someone like you. I need to sharpen my skills," I said.
"Oh, really?" laughed the frost giant turning toward me. I turned into a giant minotaur, and he charged me. We wrestled and tumbled on a snowy plain, and the ground shook.
"We should move away from here," I said, "someone's trying to rest."

We stopped fighting, and the frost giant led Selene and I over a mountain range. Selene flew to keep up with our giant gaits. We wrestled and battled on a cold plain on the other side of the mountains. We threw each other to the ground violently. Selene sat on a cloud, clapping and laughing with delight. We roared at each other in exuberance and determination.
We finally stopped, exhausted. Spike and Raven appeared on the mountain next to Selene. "Spike's better now," Raven smiled.

"You must go back and kill the Vampire King," said the frost giant to us.
Zaphor, my dream guide appeared, floating on a cloud, the red dragon-man.
I had a feeling the others' were talking to their spirit guides, but I wasn't paying attention. "How will we kill an immortal?" I asked Zaphor. "He is immortal in spirit, but you must destroy his body, or Spike will never be free of the Vampire King."

Then Koomo, a man-bat, one of my spirit guides appeared. So did Michael, an angel, another spirit guide.
"Ah! More warriors for the fight!" I said.

"No," said Zaphor, "this you must do yourself, but they are here to aid you."
My spirit guides smiled at me. Michael gave me a beautiful silvery winged helmet with a bluish tint to it. The wings were pale gold. He said it would give me holy protection.

Koomo gave me a pair of bat wings. I put them on my back, and opened my wings. "Now you can fly with the agility of a bat," he said. Then my spirit guides and I smiled at each other, and they disappeared from sight.

"Use these gifts to battle against the Vampire King," said Zaphor, and he winked out of sight.
I turned to my friends. "Let's go kill the bastard," said Raven darkly. I nodded.

We were suddenly back in the Sahara near the hole leading to the Land of the Vampires, and the sun was shining brightly.
I heard a thunderous voice. "So, you think the light and heat will weaken me? Don't you know that I am The Vampire King?"

The Vampire King leaped out of the hole, and stood in front of us. He was now huge, about sixty feet tall. Hundreds of bats poured out of the hole, and flew right into his body, making him bigger and bigger.

He opened his cape, and his entire body and inside of his cape were lined with bats. The Vampire King's face transformed into that of a vampire bat. They poured out by the thousands. I activated my energy shield over my friends. "Don't worry about us," said Selene. "All ATTACK!" she screamed with furious rage. I flew up into the sky with my bat wings. I felt my winged helmet vibrating. I didn't understand what was going on with that, but there was no time to ponder it.

I summoned an army of locusts. The locusts formed a great cloud behind me, their buzzing was deafening. The bats attacked the locusts, but they were outnumbered. The locusts swarmed over them, tearing into the bats' flesh with their insect mandibles. The bats began falling to the ground. I saw flashes of light and fire through the battle coming from my friends, but I couldn't see anything else. Two great living clouds clashed; bats and locusts, and I was in the thick of it. I summoned a great murder of ravens, and the battle intensified. The bats ripped at the ravens throats, and the ravens pecked out the bats' eyes, and tore at them with their talons.

The bats took heavy losses, and what few remained flew back into the Vampire King's body. There ground was strewn with dead bats, ravens, and locusts. Flies were already buzzing around the corpses.

"Damn you!" roared the Vampire King. Then, I saw fire moving across the sand toward the feet of the Vampire King from Raven, the fire caught his feet on fire, and traveled up his clothes, consuming his cape and robe. Spike leaped from the ground up at the Vampire King, and landed on his neck. Spike dug his claws into the Vampire King's flesh, and bit down into his jugular.

The Vampire king yelled in anger reaching for Spike. Selene shot two beams of white light into his eyes, and he froze in pain. Spike vaulted off the Vampire King, blood pouring from his mouth, an vengeful grin on his face.

I summoned an army of flesh eating beetles, and they crawled up from the Vampire King's feet, covering his entire body, consuming his flesh. The sound of thousands of beetle mouths grinding and clicking sounded unearthly.

All that remained was a huge skeleton, and two angry eyeballs looking down at us.

"You think you can kill me that easily? I am still alive! I am still alive!"

He tried to stomp us, but we were too quick for him. I flew up easily dodging his grasp with my bat wings. I summoned two giant ravens. As he tried to reach down and grab us, the ravens swooped down and pecked at his eyes.

He stood up, arching his back in pain. He reached for the ravens, but they plucked his eyeballs out and flew away.

I saw Raven doing something strange. She turned into what looked like a large green inchworm, and crawled on to the Vampire King's foot.

"What the hell?" I thought.

I heard Raven's voice in my head. She sounded like she was smiling. "I am a bone virus."

A greenish black spot formed on the right foot of the Vampire King, and spread like a crack, up his leg, and quickly traveled over all his bones.

"What is this?" He seemed shocked. The bone virus spidered out covering his bones like a hungry vine. He looked down at his foot, as it crumbled, and turned to dust.

"No," he said quietly. "No. Damn you. Damn all of you to hell!" he cursed, as his entire skeleton body crumbled to the ground in a pile of dust. A hot desert wind blew, and the Vampire King was no more.

We were suddenly back on the moon. Raven and I both kissed our dream lovers goodbye, and they disappeared.

"Wow! Let's have another adventure!" I said to Raven Knight.

"If you don't wake up now, and write it down, you are going to forget the whole thing!" she laughed.

"No I won't! Uh, maybe you're right," I grinned sheepishly. She walked away, and waved goodbye, then disappeared.

I was alone on the moon.

I pressed the button on my energy belt, and an energy field formed around me. I sat down in lotus, meditating on the dream. I wanted to remember the whole thing. I felt spirits around me. I was curious about them, but I didn't want to get distracted. I closed my eyes, and tried to remember the highlights: the camels, the hole, the temple, the stone, the staff, the Vampire King, Spike, the glen, the frost giant, the wrestling match, Zaphor, the gifts of my spirit guides, the final battle...

I felt myself beginning to wake up. For some reason I knew I would have to go right back to sleep. I didn't want to forget a thing.

I meditated and I thought about Robot Butler meditating in his dreams. "So this is what it's like!" I thought. "How strange." I meditated, and I felt like others were meditating with me.
The dream faded, and I slowly returned to wakefulness.

23.09.2009

Shift from the Forums (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I focused on the moon.
Before I got there, Shift, appeared in front of me. She looked like her avatar, a woman with ghostly white skin, and thick black hair.
"So, you want a fight?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"It's Shift from the forums."
"Really?"
"Yes!" Then she punched me in the face.
"Holy shit!" I was shocked.
"You want a fight? I read your thread. You said you want a fight?"
Then, her mouth opened up, her jaw distending like a snakes, and her mouth was lined with fangs.
"Yeesh!" I said. "You're not real," I said in my mind.
"Yes, I am!" she said, and punched me in the jaw.
"Dammit!" I said. Then she lunged forward, her mouth opening like a snake's again, and she bit my shoulder.
"Damn you!" I tried to grab her, but she just teleported away laughing at me. She kept repeating, "It's Shift from the forums, It's Shift the forums."
I noticed I was in space. I decided to ignore her. I kept hearing her voice louder and louder, echoing in my skull. I looked aay from her, but she kept flitting in and out of sight, I couldn't look away.
"Aah! Dammit! Shut up!"
She laughed and disappeared.
I woke up because ants were crawling on me.

23.09.2009

Dream Battles (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

After reading some posts of The Cusp, Mylynes, and others, I have come to the conclusion that entering others dreams is possible. I have already experienced shared dreaming, so tonight I went to sleep with the intention of battling others in dreams, just to see if I could.

It was the most insane series of dreams I have ever experienced. I didn't have time to write everything down when I woke up, but I will tell you what I can still recall.

I went to sleep, and focused on the moon. I suddenly had the dream of Shift before I ever got to the moon. I don't know if it was really her or someone masquerading as her, but it was definitely a separate entity, not a DC.

I woke up, then went back to sleep.

I was on the moon again. I saw a woman in white. "Raven? Selene?"
I was confused. It was like my dream-sense that tells me who people are was dulled, kind of like blurry vision.
She started laughing at me.
"Are you confused? Do you want to fight?"
She was firing some crazy shit at me. I can't remember what it is. I dodged it though. It was flashes of light, or like bolts of white energy.
She kept teleporting around and laughing at me. This made me think it was Selene. "Selene?"
"Who am I? Selene? Raven?" she laughed again.
I grabbed her when she teleported near me, then teleported away, and laughed.
Then, she started firing stuff at me again.
I turned on my energy field, and sat down and meditated.

I tried to focus on what the hell was going on. I had an overpowering feeling of confusion, which was a constant undercurrent during the entire dream.

My confusion began to recede. I stopped meditating, and I tried to teleport with the woman who was attacking me. I wasn't able to do that, but I was able to teleport.

I said to myself, "I can teleport anywhere, just by thinking about where I want to go."

I teleported back to earth, then all over the planet. I kept thinking about new places to go, and I was teleporting so fast, that I can't remember where I went, but I did this about one or two dozens times.

Then I was back in outer space, between the earth and the moon.

I saw the woman, who I then thought was Selene, floating behind me. She had a white staff in her hand.

"Byeeee," she waved, and winked out of sight.

Then, I saw this strange rectangular prism floating there in space. I couldn't tell what size it was, because I had no frame of reference. It was changing shape, like, a yeast budding, but the buds were more cube type shapes, then the buds would fold back into the main shape.

"What the hell is that?" I thought. The shape seemed to be thinking. For some reason, I thought it was Mylynes. I had already decided I wanted to battle him.

I heard him laughing in my head. It felt like my own mind was laughing at me.

Suddenly I was inside the shape, completely engulfed, like he ate me. Every side was covered with eyes, including the floor I was standing on. It freaked me the fuck out.

"Yeesh! Holy shit! Wait a minute. This is a dream." At that point, the eyes which were at first 3D became 2D. I wasn't afraid anymore, but the eyes felt alive and intelligent, and I still felt creeped out. I decided to attack one of the eyes. I stabbed my sword at one. It was like attacking a wall.

"Dammit! This is so confusing."

Then, Mylynes started asking me a bunch of questions that didn't make sense. I don't remember them, but I remember I was saying, "What? What the hell? That doesn't make sense."

Then, he started talking as if he were me. He was saying stuff like, "Where am I? How the hell to I fight a room? I am so confused." It was extremely disorienting. It was like mental vertigo.

I felt like I was being toyed with. I couldn't think of a way to fight a room.

I got the impression he got bored of me, and released me.

----

Dream Fragment

I was in the Sahara. I saw Raven, I think. I said, "Here's an ideal place for a battle."I was battling Selene and Raven. They kept mocking me and telling me that I sucked. We were shooting all kinds of crazy energy at each other. I changed into a giant minotaur slowly, to try and draw their attention and frighten them. They laughed at me, and ran up my legs and all over my back, poking their swords in me. I reached back to try and pull them off. I grabbed one of them, and tried to bite her. I bit her head off. "Oh shit!" I said in my mind. "Oh, wait this is a dream, she's okay."
They laughed at me, because I had just bit the top off a turnip, and the turip was in my hand.
"Dammit!" I said, "I suck at this! I have to get better!"

Dream fragment

I decided to look for The Cusp to battle him. I found him on earth, wandering around a big city, like New York. I changed into a minotaur to frightem him. He was unphased. I made my eyes red, and became giant as slowly as I could.

He mumbled something about, "impressive." He smirked at me, then changed into a skyscraper. "A building? How the hell do I fight a goddamned building?" I thought.

The skyscraper slowly grew bigger and bigger. "Dammit, he's got me!" I thought (as he was able to pull my focus). I summoned an army of locusts. They crawled on the building then the locusts seemed to get bored. The Cusp laughed at me. "Duh!" I thought, "attacking a building with locusts. That makes no sense."

I tried to ignore him, but I was fascinated at a face appearing on the skyscraper. He leaned forward, and was going to fall on me.

I braced myself for the impact, then I picked him up, and spun him around. "Spinning? This is old hat for me bro!" Then, I threw him into outer space. He seemed like he was going along for the ride, curious as to what I would do.

Fragment

I was in a 24 hour diner in a big city, in the middle of the night, having coffee with The Cusp. We were gargoyles, or dragon-men, though everyone else around us was human, and the setting looked normal. It reminded me of a scene from The Tick or the old Gargoyles cartoon. We were talking about dream battling. I was telling him that Mylynes is a total nutjob, and he really mindfucked me.

"There is so much more we can do than we think we can do," he laughed. "Everything is just one big ass dream anyway."

I pondered this comment, and sipped my coffee.

Fragment

Raven and I were battling on the moon. We had these kickass quarterstaffs, glowing white at the ends. We were flipping over each other, spinning, and doing badass moves in general. Then, she started teleporting, and I was fucked.

Fragment

I was battling with Selene on the Sahara. She is good at hand-to-hand, so I told her, "Let's do a no-weapons fight." She smiled at me and nodded. Her hands were a blur, moving so fast I could barely see them. It's like those old Mortal Kombat combos. I was fucked. She stopped kicking my ass, and laughed.

Note: the only one to cause me dream pain was the person that called herself Shift from the forums. I call it dream pain, because I have no other way to describe it.

The only one to induce real fear in my was Mylynes.

This was a very humbling experience for me. It's like kicking ass in the campaign of a RTS or FPS video game, thinking you're a badass, and then getting your ass handed to you when you go online.

DC's are like NPC's.

I wouldn't say any of these people are Dreamwalkers or Nightstalkers per se, as in joining the "factions" or whatever, but since I have experienced shared dreaming, and healing in a dream, it stands to reason it's possible to share dreams with others, and cause them pain or fear.

I have also viewed a friend's dream, but I did not interact. She was not aware of me, but when I told her about it the next day, she remembered her dream, and was upset. I did get her permission beforehand, though.

I have noticed some antagonism from people on this site regarding shared dreaming. Not directed toward Raven or me, yet, but I anticipate it. Why is it that none of them keep a dream journal? I think it takes a lot of courage to let others see into your subconcious even through the anonymity of the internet.

24.09.2009

Journey, healing, duel (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Astral Travel

I went into a trance meditating, and focused on the moon.

For some reason, I couldn't make it to the moon. I was flying through space between Earth and Luna as Pan. Some strange astral creatures kept sticking to me. Gah! They were slowing me down. They were like sticky pink balls, like burrs, about the size of a fist. Then, I remembered I could teleport. I teleported to the moon.

I looked around for Raven. She wasn't there. I thought about how she was awake already. I wondered if that mattered. I decided to have my own adventures. I wanted to contact people that were asleep.

I saw Earth in front of me. I could spin the image of the Earth around like Google Earth. I saw Japan was asleep. Then, I thought about Australia, and the Dreamtime. Suddenly I was in Australia. It was night. I was in The Outback. I was The Maxx. "This will never do," I thought. I have to become an animal. I thought about the great animals of Australia. I became a red kangaroo. I went bounding over the plain. A freshwater crocodile appeared and attacked me, biting me in the stomach. I teleported away, healed my wound, then, I leapt up and stomped on his head. He got pissed, and as I turned for another attack, he lunged up at me, exposing his underside, so I punched him in his chest.The crocodile disappeared.

I saw an Aboriginal man playing a didjeridoo on the plain. I became me again. I heard other men playing far far away in a canyon. I sat down in front of the man on the plain. I pulled out a didjeridoo. He opened his eyes and looked at me. He was a little surprised to see an outsider in the dreamtime. He smiled at me benignly, then began playing again. We both played together. I got lost in the music. Stars began pouring out of his didjeridoo, and I stopped playing, transfixed. The stars flew up into the sky, forming constellations.

I saw a dingo, a crocodile, owls, kangaroos, koalas, and other animals. The constellations told a great story, The Story, the story of our origins, our past our future, it was all the same, it was all one. I was overwhelmed. I couldn't understand it, but I kept staring up at the constellations. I felt like crying.

Then, I was playing with the man again. We both stopped our song at the same time. He looked at me, and smiled again. It was time for me to leave Australia.

I zoomed out, and looked at the earth again. I wondered where I could go in dreams without frightening people. Ah! The Tibetan Monks, I thought. I was in a temple in tibet. The monks were throat singing. I joined them in their chanting. I felt the music flowing through me. They knew I was there, but they didn't acknowledge my presence, they kept their eyes closed in meditation.

I was suddenly in a cave. There were monks sleeping on a cold mountain in the cave. They had light robes on, but were not shivering or cold. "Ah, so this is sleep yoga!" I thought. "They are so aware, they can generate internal heat in their sleep." I felt their awareness. They knew I was there, even though they were asleep.

Then, I was on a frozen lake with the monks. They were sitting in a line. They had cut a hole in the ice. A couple monks were dipping cloths in the icy water, and draping it ove the other monks. After a while, steam would come out of the cloths because of the monks intense heat. I sat at the end of the line.
When they got to me, the two monks laughed. "You are non-corporeal!" they said. "This doesn't count!"

"But, I feel cold!" They laughed and draped a wet cloth on me. It floated in the air on my dream body. I couldn't generate heat. They laughed at me again, like an adult laughs when a baby is learning to walk, and stumbles.

I decided I wanted to go into the spirit realm with some monks, and kill Buddha. Buddha was a giant glowing golden man, meditating in lotus. His aura was so intense, I could see it. It was golden, with some rainbow-ey colors coming off of it. All the monks were using all kinds of weapons and physical attacks against Buddha. It was like toddlers trying to fight a grown man. I joined them anyway. It was useless.

I morphed into Kamapua'a, (the Hawaiian pig-man, a demigod), and I opened my great mouth, and I swallowed him whole. I felt him inside me. "Buddha is within," said a voice. "You are all Buddha." I was in space again. I still felt Buddha inside me. I flew through the moon, punching a hole in it. I decided I would become even bigger than planets. I swallowed Saturn, Mercury, and Mars. I became bigger, and I swallowed the Sun.

I felt the Sun burning inside me. I became a golden man. I flew to the center of the galaxy to swallow that also. There were very bright white big stars all around me. They were blindingly white. Their power was so intense I was afraid. "This is a dream," I said to myself, "so why I am I scared?"

I stayed where I was, saying, "this is a dream." I felt the stars watching me benevolently. I was awed at their power. I was overwhelmed.

I couldn't handle it anymore. The light was blinding, and the emotion was too intense. I went back to the Moon, and I was me again.

Battling Raven

"There you are!" said a voice. It was Raven. "Hi! Let's meet Q. I want to duel in that arena."

missing time

We were in a great empty colloseum. Raven and I were fighting with double-bladed staffs. The weapons were kickass. I think Selene and Spike may have been there, but I don't remember. She started teleporting around me. I tried it. I did it a couple times, but not anywhere as near as well as she did.

There was a pause in the battle. Suddenly she multiplied herself into an army of about 100 Raven Knights. "Holy shit! I wonder if I can do that."

I did also. It came pretty easily to me. I tried to see out of the eyes of all the me's, remember Mylynes having that ability, but I couldn't. The best I could do was to go into third person.

It was amazing to watch. Every time one of the copies died, they disappeared, and became part of the living ones. Then there was just Raven and I. She defeated me, and pointed the blade at my throat. "I am not going to kill you, even if this is a dream!" she said.

"Well, then, I am am going to do it myself."

I was aware of Spike and Selene. Spike said, "You're nuts."

"Don't!" said Selene. "You are going to traumatize me."

"Fine, I'll go into one of those rooms in the colloseum and do it. It's just a dream anyway."

"Okay... well, go ahead," she relented.

"I am not really going to die."

"I know."

I got down on my knees, and drew my sword. I commited harakiri, but no one cut off my head. My sword felt like warm light going into me. I was suddenly in The Void. There was whiteness all around, and nothing solid. There was no sound. I was a faint little flame flickering in The Void.

I went back to the colloseum.

"Cool!" I said.

"Well, what happened?" said Raven.

"I went into The Void for a second."

"Interesting," said Raven.

missing time

Lucid Healing

We were back on the moon. I wanted to see someone, but I couldn't remember. Raven began creating a portal. I told her I wanted to see someone, a friend that needed healing. She smiled and stopped.

I remembered it was Elarien. We teleported to her. She was sleeping on a green couch. I woke her up. Her dream body got up, but her physical body stayed sleeping on the couch. "Oh hi!" she said. She gave me a hug, and I kissed her cheek.

"We are here to give you some healing," I told her. "Ok," she smiled. I felt she was kind of embarrassed in front of Raven. (I think it wasa just Raven and I at this point) Raven smiled warmly at her.

"Why don't you sit right... here?" I created a cloud chair with my breath.

"Oo!" said Elarien, and clapped. She sat down and laid back. I felt her bashfulness disappear and she closed her eyes and relaxed. Raven began singing. We were encompassed with healing energy. Elarien had a lot of astral ticks on her. They looked like little purple translucent bugs. They were feeding off of her strong psychic energy, along her spine and her arms, and on her shoulders. I began pulling them off, but there were too many.

I focused on turning my hands into astral magnets. I moved my hands near her body, and the ticks began sticking to my hands. Gross. What was I going to do with these ticks?

Then, a big black dog appeared, smiling with his tongue hanging out. It was Jo, my astral pet! I shook the astral ticks off on the floor, and he ate them up. It was funny to watch. For a second I saw his true lizardy form, but I he was appearing as a dog so as not to frighten Elarien.

She heard him bounding about. She opened her eyes and looked at Jo.

"Who's that?" she asked.

"He's my astral pet. Isn't he funny?"

"He's cute!" she said.

Raven's song intensified. There was some weird ectoplasmic slimy crap on Elarien, and it fell off of her and dried up with the music.

A jar of red glowing liquid appeared in the air, and I grabbed it and gave it to Elarien.

"What's this?"

"It's pomegranate juice. Drink it."

She slowly drank the juice, and I could see strength was slowly beginning to return to her.

I noticed she had little wounds where the ticks had bitten her. I created a purple flame, and cauterized the wounds. I saw she had an astral parasite inside of her.

I pulled it out the crown of her head, and wound it up, and threw it away as I did it. Then, I created a vortex on her crown chakra, to pull down healing energy from the cosmos. Then I created another purple flame, and sealed up the wound on her head.

She sighed.

"I am tired," she said, "I am going back to sleep now. Thanks you guys." She stood up and smile at Raven and me.

"I want you to remember this," I told her.

"I don't know if I can," said Elarien.

"Well, it's okay. That's not the important thing."

I gave her a hug, and as our cheeks touched, I felt a tear. I don't know who's eye it came from. I kissed her cheek, then she smiled at me, and laid back down in her physical body, and went to sleep.

I smiled at Raven and gave her a big bear hug. She was a little surprised blushed. "Thank you," I said telepathically, "that means a lot to me."

Suddenly we were back on the moon.

missing time


I was back on the moon. Raven waved goodbye, and told me to wake up.

25.09.2009

Purple Vortex Portal (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on the moon. I saw Selene. I wanted to make out her face clearly. I stared at her face, we stood looking at each other, until her face became clearer and clearer. She had long wavy black hair, large, dark brown eyes, a long curved nose (concave curve) that was almost pointed. She had a cute little mouth with the two points on her top lip pronounced, and her lower lip was full and pouty. She had pale skin. I smiled at her. "I like your face," I said, and we kissed.

I saw Raven Knight and Spike. I tried to stare at Raven. She said, "What are you doing?"

"I am just trying to make out your face."

"Oh, ok," she replied. I couldn't see her face clearly, and I got frustrated.

missing time

I lied down on the moon. Raven said, "What are you doing?"

"I am trying to go to sleep. I want to see what happens if I go to sleep in a lucid dream."

I closed my eyes, and the ground underneath felt more intense, more real.

missing time

I told Raven I wanted to practice creating a portal. "Go ahead," she said. "I bet you can do it," she encourged, smiling at me.

I summoned a didjeridoo and played it. I created a purple vortex spinning horizontally. (Her portals look like a black tear in fabric.)

"Cool!" she said, "let's go!" She grabbed Spike's hand, and walked toward the portal. I didn't move. Selene looked up at me. Raven stopped.

"What's wrong?"

"It's just clarity. I can't increase it right now. Maybe I am not in a deep enough sleep. Everything is blurry and dim. It's frustrating. You and Spike go on ahead. I am just going to stare at this vortex, until my dream becomes clearer."

She and Spike went through the portal. The Cusp floated out of the portal, followed my Man of Shred tumbling out. "What's going on? What are you doing?" said The Cusp.

"I am staring at this vortex trying to increase clarity." Selene, The Cusp and I sat down in front of the vortex and stared at it.

Man of Shred looked confused and disoriented. "What's going on? How did I get here? Where am I?" he seemed to ask the air. He looked like a translucent green color.

Still sitting I said, "Well, you just came through my portal, and you landed on the moon."

He couldn't see me for some reason. He stumbled around like a blind person. He didn't seem afraid, just confused. I felt bad for him, but I couldn't think of anything else to do. My dream started to fade.

"Listen, man," I said to Man of Shred, "I need to stare at this vortex to increase dream clarity. My dream clarity sucks right now."

He didn't seem to able to hear me very well. "What? What? Huh?"

I got the feeling he wasn't lucid, which added to his confusion.

I gave up, and stared at the portal. My technique wasn't working.

I just kept sitting there in a row with Selene and The Cusp, to see if it would work if I just stared at it longer.

I don't remember the rest.

25.09.2009

Meeting myself from another Dimension (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep, I focused on the moon.

Standing on the moon, I found Selene was there with me. She said, "I'm so glad I've found you! I missed you!" She stood on her tiptoes and gave me a kiss. I smiled, then I tried to remember why I was there.

"I am looking for a Scout," I told her. She nodded her head. I the distance I saw a village on the moon, that looked out of place. Selene pointed to a small object on the ground that looked out of place. It was a small silvery cube.

"Are you a Scout?" I asked the cube. It giggled. It was the cutest giggle I have ever heard. As it giggled, it wiggled and shook a little. I felt that to be a yes. "Take me wherever it is you want to take me," I told it.

The cube rolled toward the city. Then, it changed to a pink ball of energy.

***
missing time, and I lost lucidity partially somewhere along the way.

I was in a funny little village village like one from an RPG. The streets were narrow cobblestone. The pink ball stopped in front of a store and pointed at it. The sign on the door was a needle and thread.

A man opened the door that looked like me. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing only jeans. "Come in, come in, you two." Selene and I walked in. "Glad you could finally make it."

The inside of the house looked like one I had lived in in Massachusetts.

The man had red spikes coming out of his body and head.

He told me he had a pair of cute pet dream budgies and they were incubating a clutch of dream budgie eggs. He told me the dream budgies were going to be the most amazing dream birds once they hatched.

I was impressed by how much the man knew about the nature of dreaming. He talked to me at length about the nature of dreams.

"So, this place we are in right now, is this another dimension?"

"Of course. I am real, she is real, you are real. We are all real."

"So, the dreams that Raven and I have are real, then?"

"Of course they are real. You live your waking life based on your thoughts, and focus, correct? You focus on things, that makes them more real to you. You decide where you want to go. Those are thoughts. All the big changes in your waking life begin and end with your thoughts or the thoughts of others. Shared dreaming is no different from shared living. Your reality interacts with others' reality all based on each others' thoughts. Even harm to others begins as ill will in the mind, does it not? Of course. Your problem is you think this is illusion, and waking life is reality. What you don't understand is all is illusion, and all is reality. Monsters that terrorize you in nightmares, will cause fear in waking life, therefore their power is bleeding over into what you call reality.

The lines between dimensions are not so clearly drawn. Do you follow? Already, you are smudging the border, and you continue to smudge the borders even further. Smudge... that rhymes with budg-ie, sort of. That reminds me. The budgies."

He didn't show me the birds, but I could telepathically see what they looked like.

"So why are you incubating the birds?" I asked. "Oh," he laughed, "It's just like incubating dreams."

"And what about the adult birds, what are those?"

"They are my dream pets, of course." He seemed amused at the question.

"Do I need to form spikes on my dream body?" I asked.

"No, you already have them. Awareness of them is enough."

"So, who are you?" I asked.

"Oh, well, I'm just you from another dimension. That's why I look a little different."

"Oh, that's interesting."

Sensing my doubt, he said, "I really am, you know. But, you don't have to believe me. I still exist regardless." With that he laughed at me, like an older brother laughs at a younger sibling when teaching the younger one to walk.

Every time I asked my questions, he kept changing the subject back to the topic of the dream budjies. "These birds are magical, you know," he grinned, as is if sharing a great secret. He talked about them the way someone talks about a prized rare gemstone.

"I don't really get it. I'm sorry."

"Ma-gic-al," he said slowly, mocking me. "The birds are magical, you know what magic is!"

"But, what's magic about them."

"Well, it doesn't matter what is magical about the adult breeding pair. Magic varies from generation to generation. What matters is the magical quailities of the dream budgie babies that are still in their eggs. I'm so excited! Aren't you?" he smilled like a little kid showing off a new bike.

"I don't know...I am curious to see what they are going to look like. Should I be?"

"I would be excited if I were you," he said. "The dream budgie babies are for you. They are going to be your dream pets when they grow up."

"Oh, thank you!" I said.

"Well, you don't have to thank me, thank yourself, I am you after all," he laughed. "Just keep incubating the dream. Keep the dream budgies nice and warm with your thoughts. The parents are two little sweethearts of birds. Incubate the dream when the budgie babies will hatch. The more you think about them, and give them your positive energy while they are in the eggs, the more magical they will be! Oh, they are going to be so beautiful! Aren't you excited?"

"Yes!" I said.

"Well, now it's time for you to wake up," he said, showing me the door. "You've already forgot part of the dream. I don't want you to forget the whole thing!" he laughed cheerily. Selene seem perplexed as we walked out the door.

26.09.2009

Battle against Tooth (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I fell asleep I focused on the moon.

The Revolting Mr. Tooth
For some reason, I was not on the moon, I was flying there. I sensed danger. I turned into a giant minotaur. This strange person appeared in front of me. He looked kind of like a shriveled corpse. His skin was purple and smooth, his eye was missing, and the other was hanging out of its socket, flopping on the cheek, socket, his left ear was torn and sagging, and was hanging off of his head. His lipless mouth was open and drooling, and had about three teeth left in it. His nails were greenish, thick, and ridged. His right leg was lame, and he was limping at me, making slurping noises. His right arm was huge, and dragging on a ground that didn't exist.

I looked at his right hand. It was so fucking huge that it didn't make sense. He smiled when I stared at his hand. He reached at my throat, and grabbed me, but as he grabbed, his hand got bigger, and he grabbed me around my entire body.

His disgusting mouth came at me as I struggled. I increased in size, but he did the same, so relatively our size did not change. "Damn you!" I thought. I teleported away.
I started flying back to the moon. These smily purplish-pink balls were stuck to my body, draining me. I knew they were some kind of astral parasite. "What the fuck are these things?" I thought. Whatever they were, they were keeping me from teleporting to the moon. I spun quickly and some fell off. I stopped and began pulling the parasites off me. Then I saw the gimpy guy.
He was limping at me again. "Who the hell are you?" I said.
"Tooth!" he said, but it was more like, "toos!" It was the most disugting word I have ever heard, just because how he was slobbering when he said it, it made me feel naseous. "What the fuck? What kind of fucking DC are you?" (Yes, I did say DC, and not dream character.)

He laughed a disgusting slurpy laugh. "You fucking idiot, I am real person!"
"Hey, fuck you, dream character," I said. "I am going to ignore to fucking oblivion."
I turned around, ignoring him, and focused on the moon.
"You fucking moron. I am a real person. Ignoring doesn't work with real people." On real people he roared like a thousand demons going into battle. I zoomed out to third person. I saw a giant purple mouth stretched out from a giant purple rotting head, with three disgusting yellow teeth."
"Go, ahead and bite me, bitch," Minotaur-me said, and I stopped flying. I was back in first person. I was covered in pointy teeth, but the teeth were pointing at me. There was a jet black cloud around the teeth. The teeth were hovering about two or three inches above my skin.I
They shook and giggled. It sounded kind of cute. "What the fuck? Why the hell do these little fuckers sound cute?" With a chomping sound, all the teeth poked me at the same time." It hurt like a bitch.
"Fuck you!" I said. "This pain isn't real." I struggled to break free of the teeth and black cloud that were covering me.

"What the fuck are you?"
The tooth cloud flew off me, and became the man form again. He lifted his right hand. Glowing green orbs began floating about. "I'm a Nightstalker, bitch," he said.
"Hey, fuck you, man. Fuck your Nightstalker bullshit."
"Hey, fuck you, back. You are such a fucking moron. You are such a little bitch! Ha-a! Ha-a! Ha-a!" At, "fucking moron, blah blah blah," he said everything in slow motion. I reacted in slow motion, and that meant he had slowed time down, because I received his suggestion, like a fucking moron.
"Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu, maaaaaaaaaaan!" I said in slow motion as he reached for me, but his giant arm was moving faster and faster, now it was normal speed. I realized he hadn't slowed time, and I felt like such an idiot. I started flying away at normal speed, and his arm moved faster.
"He fuck you man!" I said really fast, spun, formed a purple vortex portal in front of me, and went through.

On the Moon with ... People from the Forum?
(The above fight I had forgetten until I got to the part in grey below.)"There you are!" said Raven Knight. "I've been looking for you." I had the strange feeling that I tumbled out of a portal. I was sitting on the ground. I turned to a purple vortex purple, that I must have created. People started tumbling out.

"Oh! Who are these people?" She said.

About four or five people tumbled out. "Oh! These are people from the for-nyah!" A hand reached out of the portal, and yanked me back in. "Damn! I should have closed that thing! Shit! Shit! Shit!"

I was in outer space. (At this point I remembered the first fight.)

Tooth Battle #2: Yanked back into space

I was with Tooth again. "Hey, what the fuck! You can't do that to me!" I said.
"I told you I'm r-r-eal!" On real he made this disgusting growly sound. He grinded his teeth as he said the "r" sound, and for some reason, he had about 50 gross yellow crooked flat teeth on top an bottom.
"You can't ignore me away, dumbass. You are getting fucking haunted, bitch!" On haunted he sounded like a dying man gasping for air, and the roar of a zombing at the same time. It was creepy as fuck.
"Fuck, your real person Nightstalker bullshit. I don't believe in you. You're just a fucking dream character."
He threw his head back and laughed. Bones broke out of papery skin on his torso, and his skin turned a dark grey around the stomacg. It was revolting.
"You are fucking disgusting," I said.
"That's the point, dumbass," said Tooth.
I had know it along, but every time, I began to be aware of his tactics, he would do it again, but in a different way. He was using being disgusting as a way to pull focus toward him, to give him power. Just like he made it "stop time" by talking in slow motion, afte he pulled my focus. I was still focused on him, so I reacted in slow motion, even though he didn't actually stop time.

"Goddamn! This person is smart," I said in my head. "Maybe he is a real person."

"Your tutorial, sucks, by the way," and he sounded like a teenage Halo 3 fanboy shithead. It annoyed me.
"Look at you," he said seriously, as he turned to face me. "You're weak!" he said, and sounded like an army of demonic cyborgs roaring into battle, as he put his hands by his sides, and opened his huge mouth at me. "Not again!" I thought.
"Go ahead and bite me, bitch, you're not real."
He laughed, and made a chomping sound as he bit down on me. I was surrounded by a warm wet slurpy darkness. He laughed again. Then, I was in the tooth-cloud again.
"Pain isn't real on the dream plane, shithead," I said. "Go ahead, fucker!" He poked all his teeth into me, but it didn't hurt. I laughed. It kind of tickled. Then, the tooth cloud was stuck to me. I couldn't move. I struggled to break free.
"Hey fuck this shit!" I said, and I spun forward, releasing his grip. "C'mere," he said, and sounded like a retarded flaming homosexual.
"What the fuck?" I laughed. I created a portal in front of me, and flew toward it. I still had those little pink slimy glowing parasite balls stuck to me. "Hey, you little fuckers," I said as spun again. Some were still stuck to me. "Get the fuck off me!" I said, as I pulled them off. I flew into the portal, and it closed behind me.

In which I see The Cusp, and Man of Shred
I tumbled back on to the moon, and the portal went, boop! and closed. I was the a Minotaur still. I felt dizzy. I had to sit. "Nomad," said Raven, walking over to me. She put her hand on my shoulder, and knelt down next to me, looking concerned. I turned into a Bedouin wearing all white. "Fuck!" I said in a daze. "I think I just got in a fight with a real person."
"Really?" she said. "That is some crazy shit. You okay?"
"Yeah," I said, slowly standing. I felt the need to brush myself off. I was covered in slimy ectoplasm. "Yuck!"
"Oh shit!" said Raven. "That is nasty. Here."
She held out a white staff with a white crystal at the top which then glowed orange, looking like molten iron. She began singing, and the stone vibrated. Orange glowing magic flew out of it for a second, then I was engulfed in flame for a couple seconds.
The slime was burned off.
"There!" she said.
"Wow," thank you, "I said."
"So, are you sure you're okay?" she said.
"Yeah, I was disoriented, but it's all in the head, right?" For some reason, I was a minotaur again, and when I said that I went cross-eyed, stuck out my tongue, and hit myself in the head, and moved my head around like I was dizzy. Two little yellow birds flew around my head for a second, and there was a cuckoo sound.
"Yeah," she laughed.
Then, she began creating a portal. She stopped. "Oh, wait, who are all these people?"

"I think they are people from the forum!" I said.
There were some people standing near the portal wandering around. "Hey, can you guys stand in a line. Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I am just trying to see you." The first person, was a man, who looked like purple and white crystal. I felt like he was familiar, but I couldn't remember. The words "The Cusp" appeared above his head in fat white letters, and waved like a flag in the wind.
"Right! You are The Cusp!" He seemed pleased. The next person, was looking around confused. "Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is going on? This is fucking insane. What the fuck? Am I in school? Fuck! I hate school dreams," he mumbled. He was green and white. "Hey, you are Man of Shred."
"Huh?" he said, and looked up at me. There were three or four other people, a blue person, yellow, green, and pink.
"Hey can you guys- You know what? I can't recognize these people!" I said to Raven.
"Okay," she laughed, and walked past me, patting my shoulder. "I am going to create a portal." As she did it, she looked at me and said, "We are going to try and make your friend lucid, yes?"
"Right, I said." T-k-d-o," I said forgetting the y. A black tear in the fabric of time and space appeared in front of her.
"Hey," I said, "Can I make the portal?" I need practice.
"Sure," she laughed, and her portal sealed itself up.
I had a feeling that we should've used her portal, but I really want to practice.
I started doing throat singing sounds, like, womp! womp! womp! and I created a purple vortex portal. Raven went in. I waved at the others on The Moon. "Hey, you guys are welcome to come. We are going to try and make this guy lucid!" The Cusp just stood there, smiling benignly at me with his hands folded in front of him. Man of Shred was still looking around confused, now at the ground. "Where are my glasses?" he said, and touched his face. "No, contacts. No, wait a minute! I don't need contacts. This is a dream. Grrr." He actually said grr. I thought it was kind of funny, but I also felt a little sorry for him.

The other people were talking to each other, oblivious. This annoyed me. "Portal! Lucid! We're going!" I called. "Aw, fuck it!" I said, and went in.

'Dammit! He's Not even Dreaming!"

I was in someone's bedroom with Raven. There was a sliding glass door with a green curtain on my right that opened up to a covered patio. There was a dresser behind me, and some posters on the wall of bands, and a black and florouscent psychedelic poster. This guy's room was kind of messy, but it wasn't trashed. There was something that was glowing yellow sitting on a little square end table in the middle of the room. I realized it was weed.

"Ok," I said, cracking my knuckles, "let's wake this fucker up."

"Are you sure it's TKD-whatever?" she said.

"Well, there's only one way to find out."

"Wait, Nomad, think. We're supposed to make him lucid. That means if we're here..."

"Oh, shit, this fucker isn't even dreaming! Dammit!"

"You're right. Do you think we can induce a dream?"

"I don't know, let's try and pull his astral body or dream body, whatever you call it, out of him."

"I don't think that's right," she said. "It might freak him out. Let's just try and wake his dream body up."

For some reason, she looked like an assassin, and I looked like my green crystal energy self.

I put my hand on his shoulder, and shook it. "Hey wake up." His dream body moved, but not his real body. I was pleased with this.
He didn't wake. Raven shook his other shoulder. "Hey, wake up, wake up, dude!" I said. The man's (boy's?) dream body woke up, and sat up on the edge of the bed.
"What? Who are you guys?"
I began creating a portal.
"You're lucid, dude!"
"What?" he said. "I'm not lucid. Is this a dream? Why am I in my bedroom?" Raven bent down and looked him in the face, "You are dreaming!" She smiled at him. "Right, you are dreaming," I laughed.
"Oh. What? Really? Hmm. I have to go to the bathroom."
"No you don't! You're dreaming." Let's go through this portal. I was getting anxious to go through. I had a bad feeling of foreboding.

Just then, a cartoon arm popped out of the portal and grabbed me, pulling me through. "Fuuck youuu!" I yelled as Tooth pulled Minotaur me by my shoulder through whirling purple and we looked like cartoons as he limped along.

Battle #3: In Which I become a kickass Lava Minotaur

We were in outer space. He was floating in front of me, slowing moving up and down, in some cheezy Dragon Ball Z pose. An orange glow formed around his right hand. He suddenly turned into Goku.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I laughed. He started charging up, and I yawned. "Kamehameha!" he shouted, and shot a huge beam of energy at me. I dodged it easily, yawning again. "Oh, what? You mean the first king of Hawaii?" I taunted, laughing again.
"Damn you, you little shit!" and he turned back into zombie-Tooth. "I am going to eat your fuckiing soul!" he roared, and did his bite attack. I teleported away, and laughed.
"How many goddamned times are you going to do that?"
He started losing his cool.
I snorted at him, and slowly grew in size. My minotaur eyes, glowed red, and smoke came from my nostrils. I inhaled, and my skin turned black like lava rock. Little cracks formed over my body and opened, revealing hot lava underneath. A stone whip appeared in my left hand, and a stone shield in my right.
We were standing on a lava field. It was slowly flowing. There were pillars of rock about the landscape. I tightened my grip on my whip, and walked toward Tooth, while looking at myself in from 3rd person. I looked pretty badass.
Huge boulders began to lift off of the ground in my telepathic anger. I growled at him, and rolled my left wrist. "How long are you going to follow me around, you little shit?"
Tooth started to get lost in my menacing red eyes, then he looked away, glancing around the landscape. He was upset that he was in my world now. I rolled my wrist again, and stomped toward him, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
He looked at my wrist as it cracked loudly. I moved it very slowly. He looked down at the whip. It came to life and turned into a snake, and hissed at him.
"Hey fuck, all this shit!" he said, and snapped out of it.
He roared and leaned back, and green slimy tapeworms shot out of his torso, their ends anchored in his innards. It was the most disgusting fucking thing I have ever seen. I knelt down, as the tapeworms came at me, and I increased the size of my shield. The tapeworms glanced off my shield, and I grunted with the impact. The snake hissed at the tapeworms. The tapeworms went limp, and Tooth retracted them into his body.

"You are fucking disgusting! You know that?"

My world disappeared, and we were back in space again. I was an ordinary minotaur, and he was ordinary Tooth, whatever the hell that means.
He screamed at me, and lunged in anger. I redirected his energy, and did a judo throw up and over me, tossing him on his back. He turned in Hercules, and lunged at me again, grabbing me. We wrestled in outer space, tossing each other, landing, then charging at each other again. Every time we made contact, he kept patting me lightly all over my body as much as he could. It creeped me out.
Next time he tossed me, I turned into a great black bull. I slowly grew in size, and my eyes turned red. I pawed at the "ground." A colloseum formed behind me, and my horns slowly grew in size. There was a crowd chanting, "The bull! The bull! The bull!" I zoomed out into third person.
For a second, I saw The Tooth as a green energy form. "Let's wrestle again so I can touch you!" he said.

"No, you creep!" I rumbled and pawed the ground. I charged at him, roaring, and he changed into a giant pointed carnivore tooth, pointed at me face. I slowly moved, and he reacted slowly. I laughed inside, but kept the game up. I expanded, and changed into black goo, then I surrounded him, and changed into a giant vacuum sealed glass jar.

He knocked around inside me. "Hey let me out of here, you asshole!" he whined. Then he started whimpering like a child. "I'm just a kid. My dad hits us." He started crying. I got the image in my mind of a sad little purple zombie boy crying in a dark corner, a dark shadow looming. It was fucking disturbing.
"Why are you such an asshole? I'm just a kid." I felt really sorry for him.
"Was he just a kid?"
"I am still stealing his fucking energy," said a little voice quietly, pleased with himself. The glass around the tooth was glowing pink, and little glowing orbs were moving up into him. "I'm touching you, dumbass!"

I roared in anger and became a minotaur again.

He went into his many tooth and cloud form again, and I reached up, and said, "King of Dragons, come to me!"

A huge purple vortex portal appeared above me and a blue dragon tail dangled above my head. I grabbed it. The tail yanked me through, and the portal sealed up.

"Dammit!" Tooth mumbled to himself.

In which I meet The Great Dragon

I was on a grassy mountain hillside with a great light blue dragon. It sparkled beautifully. It was huge. It was surrounding me with its body, lying down. I ran over and hugged it around the neck like a small child hugs a big dog.
It smiled and looked at me. It seemed feminine. Then, it changed to purple, and back to blue again.

I climbed on he back, and she took off. Her wings were translucent. She changed color to pink, to lavendar, to green, to blue, and back to lavendar again as we flew.

We landed on a cliffside. There was a nest of baby dragons. She was standing on he rear legs like a bird, because there was little room on the ledge of the aiyre. She plucked me off of her back with her mouth, and set me on the edge of the nest.

The baby dragons walked slowly around in circles. The momma dragon flew away, and came back with large strips of raw meat in her mouth. The baby dragons opened their mouths like baby birds, and she dropped a strip of meat in each one's mouth. I thought it was cute and kind of gross.

"Who are these?" I asked the momma dragon.

"My children," of course, she said smiling at me.

Suddenly I was on a great chessboard in the middle of a well manicured English garden. A giant king that looked like the little fat guy from Alice in Wonderland slowly ambled toward me, threateningly, a stupid look on his face. I ignored him.

"My children will aid you," said the momma dragon at the edge of the chessboard in front of me. On my right shoulder sat a tiny golden Eastern dragon, about three feet long. (The mom was a Euopean looking dragon.) He shot a jet of flame out of his little mouth. He clapped his front claws together, and lightning appeared on his paws. He stood on my shoulder, the lightning crackled on his claws.

The dragon on my left was a sky blue color, and looked like a cross between both types of dragons. He turned invisble, no he turned into liquid water. He turned blue again.

I turned and faced the king. The golden dragon flew slithering through the air, and blew fire in the king's face, who I now realized was an automaton. The king's face was charred, but his stupid doll face had a permanent grin on it. He waved his hands at his face.

The water dragon flew at the king, and then landed on the ground turning into water. He hopped to the king like a slinky, then turned into a puddle. The king slipped and fell. The golden dragon flew down and landed in the puddle. Lightning came out of his claws, through the puddle, and shocked the king. He stopped moving, and I heard his gears wind down.

"Very good!" said the momma dragon. "You already know how to command your pets! Their elements will balance out your weaknesses. As you progress in your dream journeys, your worlds will get increasingly bizarre. Do not be amazed, do not be alarmed. Remain calm, and learn to focus your mind." I nodded.
"Be good, children!" she said, and flew away.

"So, now you know," said myself from the other dimension appearing in front of me. He had a leather glove on his right hand. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing jeans, with red spikes coming out of him. He lifted it, and a giant blue budgie landed on his glove. He gave the a piece of meat, which it quickly gobbled up. "Uh...falconry?" I said.

"Something like that." He lifted both arms, and a flock of parakeets landed on his arms.

"Aren't they cute?"

"That's the point," he said. He closed his eyes, and straightened his arms. A great beautiful blade formed above us, the color of the sky. Then, I realized it was made of birds.

"Now it's time for you to go," he said, forming a portal.

Final Battle
I tumbled out of a portal on to the Moon. Raven was facing down Tooth. The others seemed to be watching. I jumped back through the portal, and landed in the dragon's nest. She was sitting in a circle, and there was an energy dome around a clutch of eggs.
"How do I defeat this fucker?" I asked her.

I looked at the energy dome. "Oh, right," I said. I hit the button on my belt, and a force field of energy formed around me. I focused on the portal I hoped was still on the Moon, and teleported back.

Raven was blasting Tooth with a double bladed staff. White hot magic was shooting out, as Tooth walked toward her, trying to grab her. "Don't you touch me, fucker," she said. Every time he got close, his hand bounced off of an invisible force field.
"Hey Tooth," I said, and he ignored me. "Hey, Tooth," I yelled, time to take you to the dentist."
He turned and looked at me. "That joke doesn't even make sense! Your jokes suck!" I laughed at him as he charged me with a giant hand. I sat down on the ground. He bounced off my energy shield. "Why you gotta be a bitch?" he whined. He started pounding on my energy field.
"Why you gotta be a wigger?" I asked.
"Hey fuck you man! You don't know shit about me." My energy gloves formed around my fists, and I stood up. He formed his hands into claws, trying to penetrate the force field.
"I bet you wear a Jay-Z tshirt all day, but you probably listen to emo!"
My gloves started slowly extending.
"That was a lame insult. You really suck at dream battling."
My gloves extended beyond the force field, and I grabbed him by the ankles with my energy. I swung him in a circle, and I spun him around tossing him far away. As he flew through the air, he looked like an ugly doll. He landed, and stood up.
missing time

26.09.2009

Secret segment (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Note: Initially I had left this part out, because my dream guide said to do it to protect Spike, but Raven's dream guides said it was cool (and they know her better0, so here it is.
(redacted for secret magic)
"Ack!" he screamed in pain. "You fucking asshole!"
"You fucking asshole!" I mimicked. Then, I said walking slowly toward him getting louder and louder, "What? Who said that? What is your birthday? What is the price of coffee in Brazil, eastern standard time? What the fuck? Japan! Japan! Japan! Shut the hell up! Get out of my head! What year did you graduate high school? 867-5309 This asshole is driving me insane!"

"Shut the hell up!" he screamed hysterically.

I grabbed him by the ankles with my energy gloves, and I anchored myself down with my boots, and spun him around, and tossed him toward Raven and Selene. He attacked Raven as before, but he was much weaker now. He was about four times the size of a normal person. Selene flew up, and fired bolts of moonlight at his face, he put his hands up in front of his face, "Gaah!"

Suddenly, Spike appeared behind him on the ground. Spike flew up, and landed on his neck, and bit down, sucking his energy out of him. Tooth reached up to grab him, screaming in pain, but he faded into a mist, and I saw a little orange flame flickering in the mist. Spike landed on the ground and wiped glowing yellowish liquid off of his mouth, and Tooth began fading.

He whimpered on the ground, and I tossed him into a purple vortex.
"That shit was insane," I said to Raven. She nodded, and leaned on me, breathing heavily.
"I know, wake up, write everything down." The dream faded.

Lol that sounds how i would act in a dream. It was me. I just didn't remember. I came home too drunk last night.

And did you know that I wear glasses? and i use to have contacs. I do curse a lot.

Amazing, your journal is simply amazing. How could I not read it before... I wonder if you would give me permission to fight you? I did the same with Naiya, created a DC with all her powers, and fought, and you seem a really good fighter too, so would be fun.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Lol that sounds how i would act in a dream. It was me. I just didn't remember. I came home too drunk last night.

And did you know that I wear glasses? and i use to have contacs. I do curse a lot.

I don't know. That's just what you said. You say you want to share dreams, then you come home drunk? You're not making things easy on me, pal. Just kidding.

Originally Posted by Walms

Amazing, your journal is simply amazing. How could I not read it before... I wonder if you would give me permission to fight you? I did the same with Naiya, created a DC with all her powers, and fought, and you seem a really good fighter too, so would be fun.

Thank you. Battling you would kickass. I have been lurking on your journal for a long time myself.

I am going to try and do it right now.

You showed up in my dreams last night.

27.09.2009

1 on 1 vs Tooth (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I went to sleep, I focused on the moon.
For some reason, I was not on the moon, but flying toward the moon in outer space. I hit the button on my energy belt, and an energy field formed around me.
Pink glowing astral parasites flew toward me the way iron shavings are drawn toward a magnet, but the bounced of my energy field, and couldn't stick to it.
"Damn, why am I not on the moon?" I said to myself. I sensed danger.
My dragon pets appeared on my shoulders, the golden one on the right, and the sky blue on one the left.
Suddenly, Tooth was floating in front of me. The golden one rushed at him, and blew fire in his face. "AH!" he put up his hands, and his skin smouldered.
Then, the sky blue one, the water dragon turned into water, and splashed him in the face.
"What?" he laughed. Then, the golden one flew on the back of his wet head and shocked him with lightning.
"Argh! You asshole! Can't you ever fight by yourself?" My baby dragons returned to me.
A green glow formed around his right hand. I sighed, which really annoyed him.
"Hey, why don't we fight one-on-one, in an arena, without anyone interfering?"
"Hmph," he said, "Uh, okay."
There was no way he could get out of it, since he implied that's what he wanted anyway.
"Come with me to the moon, and we can meet someone who can take us there." I teleported to the moon without saying anything more.

I appeared on the moon, and I saw Raven, Selene, and there were some other people, too. I don't remember who they were, but I think they may have been from the forums.
Tooth appeared right after me. Raven put her hand on the hilt of her sword. "Wait," I told her, "we're going to fight one-on-one in the colloseum."

"Oh," she smiled. She looked like she was talking to a spirit, like when someone channels.
I was suddenly in the colloseum again, but this time Tooth was across from me. I sensed Raven, Selene, and an invisible Spike watching. I knew Q was there too, but I felt more like he was the colloseum itself, or something. Tooth looked a little disoriented, then he looked at me.

He started charging up his ugly big right hand. I ran at him, and punched him in the hand. "Ow, shit!" he said.
"Round 1!" said a voice, "goes to Nomad!"
"Wait, what?" said Tooth, "what kind of bullshit is this?"

We were suddenly back in the same positions.
"What is this?" I thought amusedly. "Are we playing Mortal Kombat or something?"
"Round 2! Begin!" said the voice.
I changed into a minotaur, and Tooth changed into a bull. "Really?" I laughed.
I thought he would expect I would change into a giant lava minotaur again, so I changed my tact.
I slowly turned into a beautiful white unicorn with long eyelashes. I flicked my mane and whinnied. Selene clapped her hands with delight. He charged me, and I slowly grew my horn as I ran at him, then as we made contact, I poked him right between the horns.
"Gaah!" he shouted.
"Winner of Round 2: Nomad!"

"Wait!" said Tooth, but we were already back in starting positions.
"This is some bullshit," he murmured, then ran right at me, getting frustrated. I pretended like I was going to brace myself for the impact, but instead I did a judo throw and tossed him behind me.
"Dammit!" he shouted.
"Nomad is the winner of Round 3!"

We were back in starting positions again.
"Round 4, begin!" said the voice.
He tried doing his giant mouth attack like he was going to eat me. I looked away from his mouth and stood there, smiling. When his horrible mouth got close, I teleported behind him, and slapped him on his head.
"Wait! What?"
"Wait! What? Wait What?" I mocked as I teleported around him slapping him on the top of his head repeatedly.
"You bas-"

"Winner Round 4: Waking Nomad! Round 5 begin!"
"Turd!" continued Tooth, and I laughed, which pissed him off even more.
He slowly grew in size, getting bigger and bigger. "That ol' gag?" I lauged at him again, as then I shrunk down to about 2 or 3 feet tall.
"What the fuck?" he said.
"Oh shit! Wrong direction!" I feigned fear. This made him pleased with himself, and he kept growing until he was 50 or sixty feet tall.
I multiplied myself, until there was about 100 or 200 hundred Nomads, and surrounded him in a circle.
"Hey, fuck this shit!" he said as he put his two fists together, and tried to smash my copies. They ran away laughing.
The Nomads stood in a circle around him, and shrunk down even smaller, until we were about six inches high.
"What the fuck?" he said again.
"Don't you have anything more interesting to say?" said the real me in a tiny voice.
He turned his big ugly purple corpse face toward me, and all the copies started lauging at him in tiny voices.
"Raa!" he roared. "Stop laughing at me!"
Then, my copies swirled around him, and some ran up his legs, swarming over his body like army ants, while other copies ran in circles on the ground with their swords drawn, laughing like maniacs. The copies ran up his body, stabbing him with their swords in the energy weak spots, OtherMe (me-from-the-other-dimension) had showed me.
"Ack!" he twitched, and slightly convulsed like a man being stung by wasps.
"Match!" said a voice, and we were back in starting positions.
I looked like a badass Bedouin, wearing all white, and a scimitar hung from my hip. My eyes glowed red, and steam slowly rose from my clothes.
"Winner of Match, five to zero: Waaaaaaaakiiiiiiiiiiing NOMAD!" shouted the voice.
"Hey, fuck you!" said Tooth quietly, and spit on the ground. I drew my sword, and he tightened up, then I laughed and leaned on it like a cane, and crossed my ankles.
Tooth teleported out of there. Selene ran up and kissed me. "I like the unicorn!" she said. "So cute!"
"Oh! There is so much I want to do tonight," I told Raven.
"Hmm?" she said, looked away from Spike who was holding her as he caressed his chest. "Oh, well, don't you think you better wake up, and write this down before you forget? I don't think you need much more sleep."
"You're right," I conceded. I smiled and shrugged my shoulders. Selene stood on her tiptoes, and kissed me, and the dream faded.

You seem to be doing better with your dream skills! :bravo: That match was a complete shut-out! Too bad you left before Tooth got literally flushed down the toilet! You think maybe he's had enough? Just seeing that guy is nauseating!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

27.09.2009

1 on 1 vs Tooth (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As I went to sleep, I focused on the moon.
For some reason, I was not on the moon, but flying toward the moon in outer space. I hit the button on my energy belt, and an energy field formed around me.
Pink glowing astral parasites flew toward me the way iron shavings are drawn toward a magnet, but the bounced of my energy field, and couldn't stick to it.
"Damn, why am I not on the moon?" I said to myself. I sensed danger.
My dragon pets appeared on my shoulders, the golden one on the right, and the sky blue on one the left.
Suddenly, Tooth was floating in front of me. The golden one rushed at him, and blew fire in his face. "AH!" he put up his hands, and his skin smouldered.
Then, the sky blue one, the water dragon turned into water, and splashed him in the face.
"What?" he laughed. Then, the golden one flew on the back of his wet head and shocked him with lightning.
"Argh! You asshole! Can't you ever fight by yourself?" My baby dragons returned to me.
A green glow formed around his right hand. I sighed, which really annoyed him.
"Hey, why don't we fight one-on-one, in an arena, without anyone interfering?"
"Hmph," he said, "Uh, okay."
There was no way he could get out of it, since he implied that's what he wanted anyway.
"Come with me to the moon, and we can meet someone who can take us there." I teleported to the moon without saying anything more.

I appeared on the moon, and I saw Raven, Selene, and there were some other people, too. I don't remember who they were, but I think they may have been from the forums.
Tooth appeared right after me. Raven put her hand on the hilt of her sword. "Wait," I told her, "we're going to fight one-on-one in the colloseum."

"Oh," she smiled. She looked like she was talking to a spirit, like when someone channels.
I was suddenly in the colloseum again, but this time Tooth was across from me. I sensed Raven, Selene, and an invisible Spike watching. I knew Q was there too, but I felt more like he was the colloseum itself, or something. Tooth looked a little disoriented, then he looked at me.

He started charging up his ugly big right hand. I ran at him, and punched him in the hand. "Ow, shit!" he said.
"Round 1!" said a voice, "goes to Nomad!"
"Wait, what?" said Tooth, "what kind of bullshit is this?"

We were suddenly back in the same positions.
"What is this?" I thought amusedly. "Are we playing Mortal Kombat or something?"
"Round 2! Begin!" said the voice.
I changed into a minotaur, and Tooth changed into a bull. "Really?" I laughed.
I thought he would expect I would change into a giant lava minotaur again, so I changed my tact.
I slowly turned into a beautiful white unicorn with long eyelashes. I flicked my mane and whinnied. Selene clapped her hands with delight. He charged me, and I slowly grew my horn as I ran at him, then as we made contact, I poked him right between the horns.
"Gaah!" he shouted.
"Winner of Round 2: Nomad!"

"Wait!" said Tooth, but we were already back in starting positions.
"This is some bullshit," he murmured, then ran right at me, getting frustrated. I pretended like I was going to brace myself for the impact, but instead I did a judo throw and tossed him behind me.
"Dammit!" he shouted.
"Nomad is the winner of Round 3!"

We were back in starting positions again.
"Round 4, begin!" said the voice.
He tried doing his giant mouth attack like he was going to eat me. I looked away from his mouth and stood there, smiling. When his horrible mouth got close, I teleported behind him, and slapped him on his head.
"Wait! What?"
"Wait! What? Wait What?" I mocked as I teleported around him slapping him on the top of his head repeatedly.
"You bas-"

"Winner Round 4: Waking Nomad! Round 5 begin!"
"Turd!" continued Tooth, and I laughed, which pissed him off even more.
He slowly grew in size, getting bigger and bigger. "That ol' gag?" I lauged at him again, as then I shrunk down to about 2 or 3 feet tall.
"What the fuck?" he said.
"Oh shit! Wrong direction!" I feigned fear. This made him pleased with himself, and he kept growing until he was 50 or sixty feet tall.
I multiplied myself, until there was about 100 or 200 hundred Nomads, and surrounded him in a circle.
"Hey, fuck this shit!" he said as he put his two fists together, and tried to smash my copies. They ran away laughing.
The Nomads stood in a circle around him, and shrunk down even smaller, until we were about six inches high.
"What the fuck?" he said again.
"Don't you have anything more interesting to say?" said the real me in a tiny voice.
He turned his big ugly purple corpse face toward me, and all the copies started lauging at him in tiny voices.
"Raa!" he roared. "Stop laughing at me!"
Then, my copies swirled around him, and some ran up his legs, swarming over his body like army ants, while other copies ran in circles on the ground with their swords drawn, laughing like maniacs. The copies ran up his body, stabbing him with their swords in the energy weak spots, OtherMe (me-from-the-other-dimension) had showed me.
"Ack!" he twitched, and slightly convulsed like a man being stung by wasps.
"Match!" said a voice, and we were back in starting positions.
I looked like a badass Bedouin, wearing all white, and a scimitar hung from my hip. My eyes glowed red, and steam slowly rose from my clothes.
"Winner of Match, five to zero: Waaaaaaaakiiiiiiiiiiing NOMAD!" shouted the voice.
"Hey, fuck you!" said Tooth quietly, and spit on the ground. I drew my sword, and he tightened up, then I laughed and leaned on it like a cane, and crossed my ankles.
Tooth teleported out of there. Selene ran up and kissed me. "I like the unicorn!" she said. "So cute!"
"Oh! There is so much I want to do tonight," I told Raven.
"Hmm?" she said, looked away from Spike who was holding her as he caressed his chest. "Oh, well, don't you think you better wake up, and write this down before you forget? I don't think you need much more sleep."
"You're right," I conceded. I smiled and shrugged my shoulders. Selene stood on her tiptoes, and kissed me, and the dream faded.