21.10.2009 Roaring at MoSh (Non-lucid)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
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"Where the hell is MoSh," I wondered on the Moon. I was a jaguar-man, dark orange, with huge dark brown spots. I was wearing a white robe, and wielding a staff. I had a green flaming aura, like Northern lights in outer space. I changed to a grey jaguar with bright blue spots, then green spots. "Huh, huh!" I grinned. "Now, I am going to fuck with him," I said with the voice of a thousand jagaurs roaring on a full moon like thunder.
I created a black and white vortex spiral mirror portal, with a frame that was Selene. She was a grey snake, crawling over herself, and was the frame. She grinned at me, and I grinned back. Purple and black spirals shot out from the center. I went through. It felt like a bubble of pain. I bodysurfed the waves of gravity in the wormhole, a grey cartoon panther. I looked like a CG cartoon cat. It was ridiculous. I started laughing my ass off.
I landed on a street somewhere in fucking Canada. There was a typical boring ass Canadian forest next to a boring ass Canadian road. Damn, it was fucking cold. Canada. MoSh that Canuck fucker, I said telepathically to anyone in range. I am now going to fuck with you," I whispered telepathically. I could smell him. He smelled liked spiced sausage and cigarettes. I leapt out of the forest, an orange jaguar, with dark brown spots. I had a green aura. "Hey, Mo-o-shy! Moshy..boy!"
MoSh was walking down the street with some chick. They were an intense conversation. At first he looked like a green crystal, and she looked like a pink crystal, then their clothes changed, and their appearance. Mosh became a scruffy dude with glasses, jeans, sweater, and a vest. He had on red gloves. Then, he suddenly looked like a crappy Hanna-Barbara cartoon. Then, he looked like stop animation craft puffballs. I was tripping out.
I couldn't tell what the girl looked like because I kept seeing Morrigan's avatar in front of her face. The painting was smiling at me, and lightning was coming out. This image kept floating in front of the woman's face. Then, the sidewalke they were walking on changed to a rainbow road, and the woman changed to a pink crystal and Mosh changed to a green crystal. All the scene changed to rainbow, mostly yellow, and swirled around.
I started to trip out. "Fuck this crazy portal shit!" I said. I shook my head and roared. Then, I pounced down in front of MoSh and the woman I assumed to be Morrigan.
"Hey, MoSh! Why don't you ever fight? Let's dream battle!" I smiled. I changed into a snake with tiger stripes and green eyes. I flicked my green tongue. "MoSh, this is a dream. I am going to make you remember this, goddamit. Huh, huh, huh." I laughed like thunder, drooled, and wiped my mouth, changing into a tiger with a bathrobe on. "This is my kimono gi thingy!" I said. "This means I am a kung fu tiger, bitch!" I did sticky hands at his face.
Mosh just looked at me and blinked. Morrigan got scared of me.
"Ha ha!" I laughed. "I know you're witch, witch, now show me your power!" I changed into a winged snake, and then a jaguar, dark orange, with large brown spots on all fours, wearing a light grey robe, and a green aura like a mirror on the stars, I roared at her.
She glared at me, and her aura changed to a bright red, 2D and mirror stars. Flames came out of her eyes.
"I'm just a big pussycat!" I said, and I changed to a black panther with yellow eyes, and I rolled on my back. Morrigan's flames wavered for a second then, resumed.
I inhaled, and exhaled orange and purple flame at them like a flamethrower. Nothing happened. MoSh looked confused. He looked like a stop motion character may of play-doh and craft balls. It was insane. A little smoke came out of his play-doh hair.
"Don't you know you're dreaming?" I changed into Charizard, and exhaled a fireball, and then I dribbled it around like a basketball. I passed it to MoSh. "Think fast!" I said. He hit it away like he was annoyed. "Damn you!" I roared. I pounced on him, and we tumbled. I stood on his torso and I licked his face. He put his hands up in front of his face and went yellch! "Have you ever seen a talking kitty?" I asked.
"Well, yes, once, in a dream. Oh, does that mean... I'm dreaming?" he asked.
"Well, what do you think?" I changed into a giant canary, and slapped his face with my wing. I made the background behind me a 2D cartoon sky, a square. "Oh, shit!" he said, and did a nose pinch RC. "Duh!" he said. I let him stand up. He looked at his hands. "They look normal. They always do."
He looked up at me. "You're Nomad from the forums. Nate."
"Nomad, right, I said, or you can call me Nate."
Then, I felt a blast of energy against my cat body. I got knocked off my pounce position on Mosh. I guess Morrigan thought I was going to eat his face. I looked at her and licked my paw. "Why do you have to be so mean, witchy lady?"
"I am not a witch! Quit calling me that!" She shot a blast of red swirling energy at me, knocking me back. She had on a black dress, a black boa, black gloves, red sparkly lipstick, and red shoes. Her appearance changed to a woman with dark skin, high cheekbones, dark purple lips, black eyes, and dark grey skin. "I am a dreamwalker, bitch!" she roared at me, then her appearance changed to something like Medusa, but with bronze and orange snakes, "so fuck you!" She changed to a gryphon, and everything went 2D. I was a heiroglyph, an Egyptian leopard god. Morrigan was a woman in a white dress with dark brown skin. She was carrying a jar of water.
"Thank you for the gift of the wine," I said in obnoxiously horribe English accent.
"This isn't wine, this is water! I mean this is a weapon... or it's supposed to be? What the hell?"
"Thank you for the sacrifice of wine, to I, the Lepoard God, my servant. You may set your sacrifice of there."
Morrigan got confused. "Uh, okay." She set the jar down, and I made a temple appear around us. I changed into a statue and grinned. Everything was 3D again. "You have appeased the Jaguar God."
"Don't you mean Leopoard God?"
"Yes, that is what I said!" I laughed.
"This water is still water," she said. "You're a big fraud!"
"Hey, watch this." I waved a wand over the water, and changed it purple. I summoned a cup and gave it to her. She took a scoop. She drank it, and thought about it. "Hey, this is really good- grape juice. It is really good, but it's grape juice!"
"Well, at least I tried!" I shrugged.
"You're not a god! You're Nomad from the forums, aren't you?"
"Nope," I said.
"Are you fucking with me?" she wagged her finger at me, and she looked like a cartoon Barbie doll wearing red boots, a red miniskirt, a sweater and a vest. She had on sparkly red sunglasses, and he skirt and boots were all the same sparkly red. She had sparkly red hair that changed to blue. She was wearing a pastel nurse's cap, with a pastel lime green cross on it. Then, he skin changed to blue, and she had on green lipstick, shewas just green and purple, as if she was under blacklight. There was orange and yellow swirls spinning behind her.
"No!" I chuckled. I shook my head and pounded the ground with my paw. The dream still had that swirly thing in the background, but I charged at her, with every bound, the dream would have more of a 3D setting. I heard some strange chanting, like "nana ga ey, naga na aum. nana nana, nana ga ey, nana ga aum." On a hill were three Tibetan monks chanting, and they looked like cartoons.
Everything was so insane I slipped into semi-lucidity. The background changed to a swirling black and white portal. NA NA NA NA! The monks were throat singing. I heard the voice of children in the music. I rolled around on on the ground that was not there. I put my paws over my ears. I was a light grey jaguar with huge dark grey spots. NA NA GA EY! I stopped rolling around. I focused on Morrigan. She was charging up her energy to attack me. I bounded to her. NAGA NA AUM! I pounced at her. She flinched for a second, then she held he ground. I made head grow giant and slow, a purple giant cartoon kitten. She looked at my mouth. I made my mouth full of teeth. I opened my mouth wide to eat her NAGA NA EY! She covered her head with her arms. NAGA NA AUM! I closed my mouth upon her, changing transparent. She stopped cowering and said, "Fuck this, this is a dream!" NAGA NA EY NAGA NA AUM! She blasted her energy up at my mouth, and I flew up into the sky. All around me was 2D black and white swirl. I was a cartoon cat wearing a bathrobe that changed colors.
"Pow, right in the kisser!" I said "good one!"
I saw MoSh appear suddenly next to Morrigan. I changed into Nomad form, then multiplied myself wielding hooked staves, which were green and white, or blue and white, the, Egyptian shepherd's staff. Everything was an orange and brown swirl. The music changed to a trance song with a woman singing, "Deeeeelighted. I am so, delighted! Delighted to see you!"
I was a swarm of tiny Nomads. I ran over MoSh and Morrigan. MoSh bugged out his eyes. Morrigan waved her hands. "Get offa me!" she said. I returned to my whole self, and changed into something like Moon Knight. I embraced Morrigan and MoSh. "Ah, fellow, dreamers," I grinned, "one day we shall all be lucid."
Originally Posted by Morrigan
Amazing.But embarassing.
For the record, the Dream where a friend was attacked was about a year ago, dream-sharing on another forum. Can you have dream flashbacks? I have no clue.
Nomad's dream makes me think this can, indeed, happen.Go figure.
Morrigan
Note: I was in a state in which I call Deep Dreaming. I have high awareness of the dream, but almost no awareness of the physical world. I was mad with the godlike power.
Note 2: I recalled this dream after reading Morrigan's DJ. It all came flooding back to me.
Note 3: I am not sure if it was me fighting Mosh in his dream, but it could have been our perceptions were very different. I have some other theories on these strange occurrences.
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