Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

If it's a her you could of had an......

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

I think it was NeAvO. Lol no it wasn't, I think it was one of the staff in general. He was wearing a light blue coat (or something else which is light blue). Just saw him walking into his opening gate infront of his house. The whole place was like the cartoon Ed, Edd 'n Eddy (y'know, friendly neighbourhood).

I don't have a bald patch :p

Hahahaha I know you don't

I don't think it was a lucid dream, but me and my two best buddies were standing right next to my pool. Some of the lifegaurds were throwing quarters into the pool so people could dive down and get them.
My friend then points to the pool and shouts "hotdog!" and dives in. I found it hilarious.

My dad came into and said "Why are you fighting a Giant Panda forgod sake!"

Lol no, he came in a minute ago whal I was playing Tekken Five.

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

My dad came into and said "Why are you fighting a Giant Panda forgod sake!"

Lol no, he came in a minute ago whal I was playing Tekken Five.

Ohh, that's what I said... Lol

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

In a non lucid I was in my Dads Denali for some reason and had my foot on the brake and it would move forward and backwards, but the brakes weren't working so I would slam into the garage and then slam into the back wall.

My family was inside wathching a movie and my dad comes out and opens the door.

Dad: "What the jeepers are you doing?"
Me: "The Brake Doesn't Work"
Dad: "What did I tell you about hitting the garage?"
Me: "I told you the brake doesn't work"
Dad: "Let Go"
I let go of the brake and car dissapeared.
Dad: "Oh Boy Now you Done It"

OMG thats hilarious!!!! LOL!

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

My female cousins shoes were like cowboy boots, but the tops where the toes were had a crab claw that she somehow could make extend and clamp on to someone.

Cousin: "Have you seen these new shoes?"
Sister: "Oh those look really nice I might get a pair"
Me: "Are you serious those look stupid"
Crab Claw extends and pinches my arm hurting bad
Me: "Owww SH** WTH"
Cousin: "Don't be making fun of my shoes"
Me: "Even If don't they still look like crap"
Me: "Swear to god you pinch me one more time I am breaking that off"
Cousin does the double finger snap "Uh-Uh"
Cousin: "You ain't breaking these they cost $400"
Me: "You paid $400 for that? Still you pinch me again I'm breaking it"
Aunt: "Now how you gonna go and break a $400 pair of shoes?"
Cousin: "I'll make your daddy pay for them"
Me: "Like hell you will......"

HAHAHAHAHA omg brandon your dreams are soo funny!

Okay in this dream I was like a Demon could transform into one and had demon wings etc. And I was fighting 3 other demons in this huge castle with lava and stuff it was Non-Lucid.

Me: "Alright it's time to take you down!"
DC 1: "Ha so the silver creeper wants to challenge me?"
DC 2: "So we meet at last"
DC 3: "Things have come full cirlce prepare yourselves!"

DC 1 and DC 3 start fighting and bust through a wall and leave me and the other demon DC to fight. As we are fighting I choke him and hold him under the lava and it gets reversed and I am under the lava.

Me: "Okay okay okay 1 second!"
DC 2: "This is live or die!"

Somehow I pause the dream and a menu screen comes up and he stops moving and some other DC's arrive.

DC 4: "What in the hell?"
DC 5: "Did he just pause it?"
DC 6: "I think that's cheating"
DC 4: "I bet your right"

So I look at my move list and then un-pause the dream reverse him and put him back in the lava and finish him off. Once he dies he turns back into a human and I hand him to the DC's.

Me: "Umm.... here you take him!"
DC 4: "Why does this always happen?"
DC 5: "......."
DC 6: "I gotta stop hanging out with you guys"

So then I fly off and meet up with the other two and join sides with one of the demons and together we attempt to take down the Demon when my partner turns into superman.

Me: "How in the hell?"
DC 1: "I AM THE MAN OF STEEL!"
DC 3: *Laughs*

DC 1 get's smacked into a wall and just like vanishes so he's out of the picture and then I went lucid because I realized how odd everything had been and then the dream took a different course so I won't go into detail on that bit.

My dad took me, my sister and my mother to a Red Sox game. My uncle was up to bat (he's not a baseball player in real life). My uncle batted, my dad was ready to leave but I wasn't. We got into a big fight:

Me: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HIT ME?!"
My Dad: "NO, I'LL GET SO MAD THAT I'LL THROW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS!"

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

DC 6: "I gotta stop hanging out with you guys"

LOOOOOOOL Smart thing to do! Dream characters are never good people to have around!

I was in a car with my mother...running away from who we thought was my gandmother/her mom, and I turn to her and ask

"How did you escape her the first time?", to which she responds,
"I wish I knew."

How is that funny?

Originally Posted by 1342576

How is that funny?

My grandmother is psycho, and my mother moved to Florida when i was like 8 to avoid her..."escaping her." Its funny to me...


Just remember another, I was lucid, and I was in school...I went over to some dream charectors of these girls I know...and I asked them

"do you think?"
she responds, "no."

Originally Posted by 1342576

How is that funny?

Well, if you have better ones, please post them so we can laugh, too...

dreamed that there was a well-dressed gorilla who ran a pest-control business. The way the business worked was that humans had to acquire an animal to work for them. Some people had birds that caught bugs, turtles that ate stuff, there was an eagle that had a few roach motels tied to it and it would fly around and somehow that worked. Apparently, more agressive animals brought in more money, so people started catching alligators and snakes and hired them: then someone marched in a load of kittens and baby tapirs...

DC1 - "Them are going to get eaten" (referring to the tapirs and kittens)

DC2 is wrestling down an alligator in the mud, "Naw, they be fine"

Mes Tarrant - "Bitch!" While loosing on Tetris.

I was watching her play Tetris and in my view it was Full Screen!

They look at me and say something like "hi there".
I reply by saying "hello"
Then the other man says, "ignore him, he's just a teenager, he has a deep voice." I then feel annoyed and walk away

Aww, that's sad!

while walking under the ocean, a fish swam up with whoopi goldbhergs head: "have you ever masturbated with a hand full of crushed skittles?" (enter key doesnt work) This one time i was standing next to my friend bob and i suddenly became lucid, and had this huge discussion with him, just rambling on and on about how amazing everything was. then i stop and go "what do you think?" and he pauses and goes "...do you have any waffles?"

you made him loose lucidity you bastard! For The Lucidity Republic!

*Strangles FooFightersKid*

It's either that or you two wheren't shared dreaming.

Back when I was younger, I had some random dream about my school. For whatever reason, I started to fly around indoors EXTREMELY slowly.

I drifted over into a doorway where a teacher was standing. She was writing on a clipboard, very serious-like. I shouted at her that I was flying.

Her response:

(Without looking away from clipboard) "No, you're not. You're floating."

She then smacked me with the clipboard, knocking me to the ground. As I was waking up, I'm almost positive I heard her call me a noob.

I haven't been able to fly since then.

DC making an order to a cook/waitress person.

DC: No pork!!! Brussel sprouts are ok, but no sausages!!!