Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Dream signs (actual signposts) have the darndest things on them

last night I was on a mountain hike because i had to get to something very important at the top. It was a very long dream and quite fun but right at the end there was a sign saying "There isnt really anything important up here, WASTED LIFE"

In a non lucid I was in my Dads Denali for some reason and had my foot on the brake and it would move forward and backwards, but the brakes weren't working so I would slam into the garage and then slam into the back wall.

My family was inside wathching a movie and my dad comes out and opens the door.

Dad: "What the jeepers are you doing?"
Me: "The Brake Doesn't Work"
Dad: "What did I tell you about hitting the garage?"
Me: "I told you the brake doesn't work"
Dad: "Let Go"
I let go of the brake and car dissapeared.
Dad: "Oh Boy Now you Done It"

I had a dream this morning that was kind of random and I'm going to post it in here because I never remember any DC dialog.

If any of you have seen the show Dirty Jobs, it's about a guy named Mike Rowe that goes around the country looking for crappy and disgusting jobs. I had a dream that Mike Rowe was talking to two people (a man and a woman) about their job. They had a net and were near water. I don't remember the dialog exactly, but it was sort of like this:

Guy: We use this net to get cats.
Mike: You're talking about the fish, right?
*awkward silence*
Guy: *moves lips making it look like he's saying "Nooooo" in slow motion even though he's not actually saying anything*
Mike: *does the same thing*

It was weird and random, but nowhere near as funny as a lot of the stuff in this thread. Once I have a good lucid, I'll talk to a lot of DC's.

...was on this farm, and there were some horses making fun of each other in 'horse language'...like "nyiaahhh, hreehehehee", etc

Originally Posted by Thatperson

Dream signs (actual signposts) have the darndest things on them

last night I was on a mountain hike because i had to get to something very important at the top. It was a very long dream and quite fun but right at the end there was a sign saying "There isnt really anything important up here, WASTED LIFE"

That's pretty deep, if you think about it.

Originally Posted by Torcher

...was on this farm, and there were some horses making fun of each other in 'horse language'...like "nyiaahhh, hreehehehee", etc

I actually speak fluent horse and, well, I'm hesitant to tell you this but, the horses were making fun of you.

I had another dream last night in which i lacked my pants and was walking around the middle of a spanish looking manchester. Anyways, i walked into this cake shop and the following happened.

Cake Shop Owner - Hello sir, how can i help you
Me - Yes could i please borrow a pair or pants, i'm half naked!
Cake Shop Owner - Certainly, and what flavour did you want?

I did get the pants in the end but i went in the back of the cake shop and saw this really creepy man who threw webs at me.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I actually speak fluent horse and, well, I'm hesitant to tell you this but, the horses were making fun of you.

I'm not sure, Arabian horses have some what different dialect that other types such as Morgan. For instance they use adjectives after nouns, rather than the other way around. So maybe in nyiaahhh could be interpreted as nyiaa as the rout of nyhhhmorria in the passive (audit' II) tense, in this case the horses were actually making fun of a different horse, or possibly a mule.

"Mum can I go to the Game Shop?"

"No, you'll get tempted"

Originally Posted by dodobird

I'm not sure, Arabian horses have some what different dialect that other types such as Morgan. For instance they use adjectives after nouns, rather than the other way around. So maybe in nyiaahhh could be interpreted as nyiaa as the rout of nyhhhmorria in the passive (audit' II) tense, in this case the horses were actually making fun of a different horse, or possibly a mule.

Hahaha

That's brilliant. I completely forgot that various inflections of the Arabian horse dialect - in conjunction with the altered sentence structuring and transitive forms of various verbs - effects the subject/predicate relationship.

Therefor, I stand corrected. I'm such a newb

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I actually speak fluent horse and, well, I'm hesitant to tell you this but, the horses were making fun of you.

LOL

I had stolen some alcohol in red plastic Solo cups from a DC, then later I returned the booze after not drinking any, had the cups in my hands, and she says:

"That's good they're in your hands. It's better than on your face."

Originally Posted by dodobird

I'm not sure, Arabian horses have some what different dialect that other types such as Morgan. For instance they use adjectives after nouns, rather than the other way around. So maybe in nyiaahhh could be interpreted as nyiaa as the rout of nyhhhmorria in the passive (audit' II) tense, in this case the horses were actually making fun of a different horse, or possibly a mule.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Hahaha

That's brilliant. I completely forgot that various inflections of the Arabian horse dialect - in conjunction with the altered sentence structuring and transitive forms of various verbs - effects the subject/predicate relationship.

Therefor, I stand corrected. I'm such a newb

Haha you guys are so funny that made me laugh hard in Real Life.

Ok, this is my mom's dream but I thought it was funny so here.

Mom, talking to a dog that can speak.

Mom: I'm hungry, do you think we should get some lunch?
*dog throws up*
Dog: How's that for a hot lunch?

Originally Posted by Lunalight

Ok, this is my mom's dream but I thought it was funny so here.

Mom, talking to a dog that can speak.

Mom: I'm hungry, do you think we should get some lunch?
*dog throws up*
Dog: How's that for a hot lunch?

Haaaahahaa. awesomely funneh

Originally Posted by Lunalight

Ok, this is my mom's dream but I thought it was funny so here.

Mom, talking to a dog that can speak.

Mom: I'm hungry, do you think we should get some lunch?
*dog throws up*
Dog: How's that for a hot lunch?

That's clever for a dream

That is a funny picture!

I was going camping in the dream, and the instructor said:
"PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES. OTHERWISE THE MOVING TREES MIGHT EAT YOU"

and everyone went like "oh noes, the moving trees"

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I was going camping in the dream, and the instructor said:
"PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES. OTHERWISE THE MOVING TREES MIGHT EAT YOU"

and everyone went like "oh noes, the moving trees"

but were they saying that sarcastically or were they really afraid?

My female cousins shoes were like cowboy boots, but the tops where the toes were had a crab claw that she somehow could make extend and clamp on to someone.

Cousin: "Have you seen these new shoes?"
Sister: "Oh those look really nice I might get a pair"
Me: "Are you serious those look stupid"
Crab Claw extends and pinches my arm hurting bad
Me: "Owww SH** WTH"
Cousin: "Don't be making fun of my shoes"
Me: "Even If don't they still look like crap"
Me: "Swear to god you pinch me one more time I am breaking that off"
Cousin does the double finger snap "Uh-Uh"
Cousin: "You ain't breaking these they cost $400"
Me: "You paid $400 for that? Still you pinch me again I'm breaking it"
Aunt: "Now how you gonna go and break a $400 pair of shoes?"
Cousin: "I'll make your daddy pay for them"
Me: "Like hell you will......"

My female cousins shoes were like cowboy boots, but the tops where the toes were had a crab claw that she somehow could make extend and clamp on to someone.

Cousin: "Have you seen these new shoes?"
Sister: "Oh those look really nice I might get a pair"
Me: "Are you serious those look stupid"
Crab Claw extends and pinches my arm hurting bad
Me: "Owww SH** WTH"
Cousin: "Don't be making fun of my shoes"
Me: "Even I don't they still look like crap"
Me: "Swear to got you pinch me one more time I am breaking that off"
Cousin does the double finger snap "Uh-Uh"
Cousin: "You ain't breaking these they cost $400"
Me: "You paid $400 for that? Still you pinch me again I'm breaking it"
Aunt: "Now how you gonna go and break a $400 pair of shoes?"
Cousin: "I'll make your daddy pay for them"
Me: "Like hell you will......"

Haha, that one's really funny!

Originally Posted by dodobird

but were they saying that sarcastically or were they really afraid?

really afraid; if I remember right, a girl was crying 'cuz of them

I was the only oen to take it sarcastically



another one:

I get home after doing random things in a dream.
Dad: "We have to leave, they're gonna throw an atomic bomb on our house."
I just follow him out lol

Heh, from my second lucid.

"Mom, you're in a dream, did you know that? You're in my dream!"

"Well of couse, I'd think I would know that."

Originally Posted by Out of the Blue

Heh, from my second lucid.

"Mom, you're in a dream, did you know that? You're in my dream!"

"Well of couse, I'd think I would know that."

pretty muc hwhat my mother would say, she doesn't believe it


I think the matter is with ourselves. Lucidity is somethign unexpected: how could we ever consider finding ourselves in a dream? ow could we consider the possibility that the things that we see are not real?

Your mother is pretty much your subconscious, skeptical about being in a dream

This being your second lucid pretty much says it I guess ;P