Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

the weirdest thing DCs have said to me:

I was once told by a group of small elves: The Rules.
Rule #1 Don't eat the leaves
Rule #2 Don't let them CATCH you eating the leaves

and that is an exact quote
...luckily, me and the team of special ops that managed to land in the tree in the park were deemed innocent...

my brother(drunk): I'm the drunkest so you guys have to carry me around
me(drunk): aww, alright.

how very strange.. my DC dont say much.. at least, not that i hear.. mabey they talk behind my back?? stupid DCs!

Some of these are quite weird...

DC1: So, where's the secret doorway?

DC2: Behind the cat.

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DC: Oh I do like to make eat up the driveway (WTF)

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Me: Do you know you're just a fake image conjured up at the back of my sub-concious?

DC: I like a de cheese.

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This is without a doubt the best one:

Me: Hey you, what did the turtle say to the-

DC: TURN OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!

LOL, what were you gonna ask it anyway?

Im soo looking forward to a vivid LD i want to ask some DCs lots of questions!

kid (at a KFC): do you have fried parrot?
kfc guy: hey! this is a joke

me- "do you know this is just my dream, and your just a dream character?"


dc- "whatever, thats cool"








amazing

Here are yet some more-

(I am in black room, with noone else apart from me)

Me: Is anybody there?

Voice: Yes. Go home.

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Me:What's your favourite food?

DC: Keyboards.

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Me: WTFudge, I can't control anything?!?

Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha!


(Please note, I shortly regained control, and shot Nelson with some fireballs...)

I love LD'ing and its strange inhabitants...

Me: dad! the babysitter OD'ed

went into som big pipes in the jungle, and crawled around, i met a guy and a girl, the guy was holding his feet, and told me that they where swollen, he called it “Babykiller”, and told me that it took 1hr to die from it, but 2hrs to drain it out, so he basicly had no chance at all..

Me: Is this real?

DC: Yes.

Me: But you don't really exist?

DC: Yes I do.

Me (lucid): increase lucidity!
Voice: No

Me after having done some naughty things with a guy lol (not a LD):

"Now we can do anything. We can still eat chips together."

Me: What is the name of that native guy on the reserve in (nearby town) who has the sweatlodge rocks we need...i want to call him for directions (taking out my cell), so i don't get lost like last time?

DC: His name is 'Scientific Citizen to the World.'

Me: duh...

Underwater, a DC grabs a triangular fish and says "Hey, look! They make them aerodynamic now!" and throws it at me.

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"Freestyle electric microwave!"

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"What about the physics of the situation?"

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One DC to another: "Let's have a citric acid flavoured fight!"

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

Me (lucid): increase lucidity!
Voice: No
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Ha!


Zombies banging on the kitchen window

Dad: Well, im not getting the fish and chips today.

Swimming couch(to me and my brother): Ok boys your ready for the final test, you have to swim underwater and (dogs name I forgot) is going to come and butt rape you, don't worrie she's been butt raped before.

I was in a dream (non-lucid) where I had a conversation with a girl I liked. I had several dreams, though, but she didn't really say nice stuff to me in my dreams.

"I see you weren't at school today. You're getting too fat this way."
"I'm not even overweight..."
"Crying man, marry your 22" June looking eyes."

I was like... "Wtf is she trying to say?"

I asked a seller in a grocery store: "what is the meaning of life?"
He said: "Occasionally."

This is by far the best thread I have ever read, followed by "Dirtiest Lines in harry Potter" on the IMDB boards. I need to pay attention to those Dcs. I never notice my conversations in dreams.

LOL this is funny stuff guys.

I was sitting in my car at a stoplight with a DC.

DC: You're dreaming now.
Me: What makes you think so?
DC: Look at the stop light.
I look and it is normal.
Me: So. What about it?
DC: Look again.
I look again and in place of the green light is a series of numbers.
Me: Cool!!

The coolest thing was that I had just put in my dream journal that I wished a DC would just come up to me and tell me I was lucid, because that would be so much easier.

Me - flying about looping the loop etc, showing off to a crowd of jocks.

DC: We're ignoring you by the way.
Me: Why?
DC: (in a camp French-American accent) Flying is soooo passe!

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DC (demon-witch): Tony is so expensive to feed - I have to mix the babies with strawberry icecream otherwise he won't eat them!

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Me (sleeptalking report from my Mum): All those hundreds of thousands of people dying at one flick of the nose!

hehe,this is cool.

When I was younger, I had a dream that Lampchop married Charlie Horse (From that awesome TV show x3)

And Charlie Horse comes up to me and says:
Charlie: You're married now! You can call people by their first names!
(Since kids have to say "mr." and "Mrs."
Me: Thank you Wall, Thank you Toilet, thank you lightswitch.

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The world's ending and a guy says:
Guy: The souls of a thousand men are in this orb
<gives me a jaw-breaker>

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I&#39;m dead and my mom writes a letter to my piano teacher gravely informing her. My piano teacher replies:
PTeacher: Yes, Daniel would like to sit in the right hand corner of the room.
(WTF?&#33

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