Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by 1342576

I just had a lucid dream.

I was having sex with a girl with long black hair. When I looked up at her face, she had suddenly changed into a girl I know. I didn't mind much, but then she started moaning/ screaming: "Oh God yes! It's such good cheese! Oh what a fantastic cheese!" and so on.

Now that is funny.

Dureing a LD I went up to a DC and said "Do you like me"
they just stared at me for a second and said "No" then it walked away....they're so mean

DC's are mean.
A twin version of me beat me up in a dream last night.
Non lucid but it goes to show, DCs can be evil.

You know Aunt B off of the Andy Griffith Show? Well one time my mom dreamed Aunt B was chasing her with a butcher knife!

Edit: Hey, Vex! Just one more post and you'll have 2000!

One of my friends pointed to the ceiling of my room and said, "What the hell, there aren't enough bananas growing up there! I expected, like, two hundred!"

Made me lucid.

"I can't believe you didn't know I wanted you do forfeit the race to put my shoes neatly on a cactus! I can't look at you right now! You're sleeping in the citadel tonight!"

A DC of mine said that as I overtook him in a marathon in a mexican desert last night for some reason.

Later in the same dream a DC who looked like Tornado Joe very proudly told me "My car is now made of wood".

Originally Posted by weelilhazel

Edit: Hey, Vex! Just one more post and you'll have 2000!

Yeah, just got that little milestone out of the way.



Haha @ Alex D.
Why can't my DC's say anything interesting?

From a recent dream where I was with a friend who introduced me to an old woman:

Friend: "This is my assistant."
Woman: (to me) "You musn't be as clever as her, then!"

That's the first time a DC has said something genuinely funny.

Dc 1: How are you?
Dc 2: Totally lifelike!
Me: With free accesories!

Was at some slideshow presentation a DC was giving. For some reason I had no pants. The DC giving the presentation didn't have a shirt.

DC: "You're ok, at least you have a shirt on."

I like the DCs that correct my English! I still don't remember who was right. Although I suppose I was.

Originally Posted by Man.vs.Mind

I did before registering and laughed my ass off for 2 hours straight my favorite was the one with the knights and the stacks of loam:p

Yay! Mine was someone's favorite!

But yeah, I have to say, this thread is made of 300% win. If every thread in every forums on the internets were destroyed except this one, it wouldn't be much of a loss.

DC ghost sister (who is actually a friend IRL): They have loved you forever. I have loved you through 298 treatments.

She said that after my family found me (after I had been missing for 15 years!) and I wasn't sure if they would still love me or not. She died because of some sickness or injury (don't remember which one she said) so apparently that what she meant by 298 treatments. (And after all those treatments she was dead! )

Originally Posted by weelilhazel

DC ghost sister (who is actually a friend IRL): They have loved you forever. I have loved you through 298 treatments.

She said that after my family found me (after I had been missing for 15 years!) and I wasn't sure if they would still love me or not. She died because of some sickness or injury (don't remember which one she said) so apparently that what she meant by 298 treatments. (And after all those treatments she was dead! )

Uh... creepy... :S

Originally Posted by technicallysound

I like the DCs that correct my English! I still don't remember who was right. Although I suppose I was.

I love having to talk English in dreams to some DC's... Because my grammar, spelling and almost everything is fine, EXCEPT pronunciation. Don't know if it would actually help my English to talk in dreams though...

I was talking to this girl once about music (in English) and at one moment she interrupted me and said 'This isn't going to work. Either let's have sex now or shut up and go away'

For some reason I did the latter.

I was in a car and the car was full of balloons. A DC walked by and said, "If all the balloons are gone, you, too, will die!"

Looking through my dream archives, I find this:

There was a crow couple. One was having an affair with a baron crow, and when the other crow found out he was really upset, but actually he had been watching them through a peephole in the wall.
Then the dream shifted a bit, and the crows were now in human form. One of them went past the side of the house into the backyard, trying not to attract attention, but they had to eventually, as they were holding a big oar vertically in the middle of the backyard. The other one came out, and the conversation went like this:
Crow 2: What are you doing?
Crow 1: Measuring the wind from the sunlight.
Crow 2: Well, the wind is blowing to the north-ea...
Crow 1: The SOLAR wind.
Crow 2: That's silly.

I was having lunch at a sidewalk cafe with Robert Dinero in New York.
We were chatting, drinking martini's, eating sandwiches.
I asked him if he knew I was LD'ing.
He said, "What the F---!, do I look like some kind of psychic?"
He gave me that look that only he can give, I didnt answer back.

DC to me: "You are a wellspring of vuggary"

I was standing on a street corner and noticed a guy sitting on the ground. Now for some reason the loads of people didn't notice him so I walked up to him...

Me: W-what are you doing?
Him: Why?
Me:.. What?
Him: Why do you look at me as if I'm rubber?
Me:.. Ok... your kinda screwed up...
Him: Do you like cupcakes?
Me:....

As I began to walk away, I decided to turn around one last time to see his and he had turned into a knight. He held his sword high and asked: "Good Evening, has thou yet soaked thine underwear?"

I couldn't stand it.. I ran over to him to squeeze his sholder..(don't ask why) and I ripped him arm off.. O.O Then he squealed in agony as blood poured from his arm knob and right before he died he said... "I don't want to eat that peanut... where has it been?"

I'll never go 28 hours without sleep again...

Not so much what a DC said, but I was sorta a DC in this dream because I had a different voice and wasn't lucid...

I was supposedly a witness in a trial against one of my good friends.

Judge (to me): and how can you PROVE she's guilty!

Me: I know she's guilty because all guilty people lick the side of their faces!

After this happened, I hear the sound of a record needle being taken off and I wake up angry at myself.

two cards, leave them on the table or i bring a plague of locusts apon your head..
i thought that one was sort of odd

Originally Posted by Vivid

I was standing on a street corner and noticed a guy sitting on the ground. Now for some reason the loads of people didn't notice him so I walked up to him...

Me: W-what are you doing?
Him: Why?
Me:.. What?
Him: Why do you look at me as if I'm rubber?
Me:.. Ok... your kinda screwed up...
Him: Do you like cupcakes?
Me:....

As I began to walk away, I decided to turn around one last time to see his and he had turned into a knight. He held his sword high and asked: "Good Evening, has thou yet soaked thine underwear?"

I couldn't stand it.. I ran over to him to squeeze his sholder..(don't ask why) and I ripped him arm off.. O.O Then he squealed in agony as blood poured from his arm knob and right before he died he said... "I don't want to eat that peanut... where has it been?"

I'll never go 28 hours without sleep again...

eieieieiei.
funny.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

There was a crow couple. One was having an affair with a baron crow, and when the other crow found out he was really upset, but actually he had been watching them through a peephole in the wall.
Then the dream shifted a bit, and the crows were now in human form. One of them went past the side of the house into the backyard, trying not to attract attention, but they had to eventually, as they were holding a big oar vertically in the middle of the backyard. The other one came out, and the conversation went like this:
Crow 2: What are you doing?
Crow 1: Measuring the wind from the sunlight.
Crow 2: Well, the wind is blowing to the north-ea...
Crow 1: The SOLAR wind.
Crow 2: That's silly.

Ha ha, this could make a nice cartoon dialog.