Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by hopefullninja

To my mom in a nightmare:
Me:Am I dreaming?
Mom:Well, probably, but who the hell knows. And I'm going to kill you now, just a heads up.

Ohmigod, that is the funniest one yet.

Mark Ruffalo to Jennifer Garner: The problem is, there's a reason for everything.

I was in my basement when my dad walked up to me and said:

My dad: Pass me the potato.
Me: What potato?
My dad: *Throws a potato at my head* That potato!

It didn't take me long to become lucid after that :p!

Originally Posted by Spartiate

I was in my basement when my dad walked up to me and said:

My dad: Pass me the potato.
Me: What potato?
My dad: *Throws a potato at my head* That potato!

It didn't take me long to become lucid after that :p!

This one's very funny

This actually makes sense, but it's the most recent good one I have...

some soldiers, after having been issued some new bright green hats: "These hats are going to be the death of us"

"It's like bottles...."

- A DC based on an inexperienced lucid dreamer while walking on water.

Originally Posted by Lucid Seeker

Cake Shop Owner - Hello sir, how can i help you
Me - Yes could i please borrow a pair or pants, i'm half naked!
Cake Shop Owner - Certainly, and what flavour did you want?

Best post yet. So hilarious.

I was discussing movies with a DC while Lucid.

Me: So what did you think about the Ninja Turtles?
DC: They were very good I think they need a new age twist though.
Me: Really what did you have in mi........

I look down the hallway next to th caefeteria and low behold there are all of the Ninja turtles wearing bright silk Jerseys to match their colors with baggy basketball shorts and gold chains and fur hats.

DC: Hey now that's what I was thinking.
Me: Really? I mean Rapheal is doing the moon walk!

I was discussing movies with a DC while Lucid.

Me: So what did you think about the Ninja Turtles?
DC: They were very good I think they need a new age twist though.
Me: Really what did you have in mi........

I look down the hallway next to th caefeteria and low behold there are all of the Ninja turtles wearing bright silk Jerseys to match their colors with baggy basketball shorts and gold chains and fur hats.

DC: Hey now that's what I was thinking.
Me: Really? I mean Rapheal is doing the moon walk!

Wow, Brandon Heat, you remember a lot of dialogue!

Originally Posted by weelilhazel

Wow, Brandon Heat, you remember a lot of dialogue!

It was a harry potter type dream and we were adding up scores for who cast Avada Kedavra the most times.

Me: This here says that I cast it 527 times.
DC: Wow I think that's the highest score we've had yet.
Teacher: I think your right.

A bell dings three times.

Teacher: Oh look at that we have a new high score, and the total is?

After a slight pause.

Teacher: My my look at that 749 looks like we have a winner!
Me: But that's not...... wait a minute.

I reach in my pocket and remember I used Expelliarmus and Accio Wand to take many wands which I used to cast Avada Kadavra

Me: Teacher can you add the totals from these to?
Teacher: Oh my 5 wands? That's quite an accomplishment.

After some adding up.

Teacher: Dear me you casted it 1256 times? Looks like you win.
Me: Told you so!

That's awesome, Brandon.

Last night I had a dream and towards the end I was eating eggs. Suddenly I had a vision of old "mouldy" eggs, and a narrators voice said that old eggs tend to me mouldy. But instead of mould, the eggs looked like egg sized roosters!

I'm in my bathroom, drying my dog off with a towel.

ME: Come here.
DOG: Come here! (doggy voice)
ME: Ahhhh!!

I go outside, my mother is standing near the stairs.

ME: What are you giving that dog?!
HER: Steroids. *EVIL SMILE*

ME = LUCIDITY!

Originally Posted by Drasnus

I'm in my bathroom, drying my dog off with a towel.

ME: Come here.
DOG: Come here! (doggy voice)
ME: Ahhhh!!

I go outside, my mother is standing near the stairs.

ME: What are you giving that dog?!
HER: Steroids. *EVIL SMILE*

ME = LUCIDITY!

Hmm. Maybe you were thinking about that lucid task where you had to talk to your pet.

Originally Posted by 1342576

Hmm. Maybe you were thinking about that lucid task where you had to talk to your pet.

I forgot all about that... It doesn't count though, I wasn't lucid there.

It got even scarier (the dream had a realistic theme unlike normal dream logic and I pretty much shat myself) when I woke up from the lucid dream (I attempted to go to the wedding but I felt it slip away), I tried to push my finger through my hand - nothing. I turned over and my brother was watching a movie on my t.v. I said "Oh crap, that dream was freaky!" And I explained it. Then I closed my eyes for a second and he vanished! It was then that I woke up for real this time...

My brother had started reading a book, and I became the main character. When the book ended, my brother shut it and said, "The End!" I snapped back into the room with him and was shaking because of what had happened in the book. He said, "What's wrong with you, you're shaking!"

I replied, "Why wouldn't I be, with all that just happened!"

He said, "It was just a sombrerro!"

I have no clue what he was talking about.

I finally rejoin the group I was with (cities are labyrinthic in my dreams).

DC1: Omg, how did you get here this fast? It took us hours!
Me: I dunno, I just got lost and ended up here.
DC2: Oh yeah, your way is so much easier!

DC 1: Dude where have you been your late to class
ME: F*** dude you won't believed what happened
DC 2: What did you trip and fall?
DC 3: No man you should of seen it.
Me: I was running right and jumped and I freaking flew over the roof clipped a edge rolled on the gravel on the roof and fell off the other side and hit a brick wall.
DC 1: Damn dude your gonna have to show me after school
Me:........Did that sound fun?

And then the teacher entered the room.

I'm chasing a woman, she is running from me I think.
She runs to a building where she wants to hide. The building reads "universal intergrated communists." where many many communists are inside the building waiting for her with welcoming arms...
I caught up with her, and said something like Hey!

Her: I'm running cause they're after me for being different!
Me: Isn't that a little hypocritical? Your a communist!!! Lol thats too funny. (I say lol not laugh out loud heh)

I got the feeling it was like from a bad jerry sienfield joke...then she went inside and laughed with her communist friends about me saying she was a hypocrit.

DC: "Yay! I'm decomposing!"
*pulls book off his knee*

had a real upper last night...

random disembodied voice: "Violence, Misery and Death leave no one untouched."

way fun, no?

while i was tryna fall asleep one night, i was getting some intense hypnogogic voices going...this one woke me right up

voice of saw (from the movies 'Saw'): "Do You Smell The Sound Of Easter Egg?"

it was no where near easter either...but i had recently watched Saw.

I was going through a drive through and I ordered some chicken legs. I pulled up to the window and the lady asked me if I ordered some legs. I said "yes," and she stuck her legs out the window.

Hahaha! That's well ace.

Originally Posted by james_jlc

while i was tryna fall asleep one night, i was getting some intense hypnogogic voices going...this one woke me right up

voice of saw (from the movies 'Saw'): "Do You Smell The Sound Of Easter Egg?"

it was no where near easter either...but i had recently watched Saw.

lol. WTF is the sound of an egg? gurgle?