Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

This one came from a dream where I remember the dialogue word for word, probably because it was SO weird. I wasn't lucid, if I were I would have never even thought up this insanity, let alone said it!

When I glance back, he is now holding a trumpet. He lets out a terrible, loud, off-key note and asks if we’d like to hear a joke. We all sort of stand there, so he blows again on the trumpet and then tells us about these people who would ask you to take off your clothes and shoes so that they could sniff them. There is nothing sexual about this and the scene changes for a few seconds as I “imagine” this and actually experience men in trench coats sniffing peoples’ clothes and hats and shoes. Now the photo teacher tells us, “And that’s how they found out that the SWEDES HAVE CONTAGIOUS MUCOUS!” and I am astounded by this incredible research. One of the girls in our group suddenly exclaims, “Is THAT why they’re worried about the puppies?!?!?” She seems to be your sort of typical average clueless blonde, so I turn to her and sneer, “Oh, so you’re only worried about the CUTE puppies then, huh?!” and this guy next to me adds, “Only worried about the cute puppies?! And they’re more worried about the AVIAN FLU!” I turn and scream at her, “THEY HAVE GREATER CONCERNS!” and then I wake up.

Good times!

i tell my brother about "giant waves" just about nightly. no recollection of it.

am i dreaming?

dead people eat potatoes with cheese.

Some DC guy told a DC youngster to get me some meat...

"Runt, go get our guest [me], some meat from the basement"

...totally random, hhaha

“That it for licking her hand and peeing the water dish, you are no longer cowboy hat worthy" -my DC friend said that to a magenta bunny

After stopping at a health food store to buy some natural medicine for my friend, a girl in the store told me that "America's Grapefruit is just another name for a glass basket of fruit."

Lol, to me, the guy from Dr. Bean (not Bean) - "Out the way Gutso"

From a dragon - "I AM A RIGHT ANGLE DRAGON"

Hm. Right Angle Dragon....Sounds suspiciously cute. Like something Mooshoo from Mulan would say.

Some cooking advice from a DC last night (and the only fragment I recall from that dream):

"Don't put butter in the salsa!"

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Some cooking advice from a DC last night (and the only fragment I recall from that dream):

"Don't put butter in the salsa!"

Ahh, doing cookery?

The funniest one I've ever heard was last night, I was actually laughing when I woke up. I saw a poster on a wall for a game-
I asked- "What's that?"
and my Gym teacher replied-
"It's a new game based on hypothermia, you make a hole through the palm of your hand and you need to try and hold a marble as long as you can."

Funnier still, this seemed perfectly normal to me and I didn't have a lucid haha

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Ahh, doing cookery?

I don't remember what I was doing. I was with a small group of people and someone just wanted to let us/me know that salsa and butter don't go together. Apparently someone/I (?) had done that before..

It was one of those times where you remember part of the dream and you almost remember the rest of it, but it just slips out of your hand and is gone into oblivion

Me, talking rather girlishly to my friend Charlie: "Men aren't pretty. They're hairy, they're sweaty, they're smelly, they're rough. Not to mention their behavior. Don't even go there, sister."

...

Watch out!!! rabid pine cones are attacking!!!

in my dream i was at school and this really overweight kid yelled at some random girl "your fat!!!" she was actually very skinny looking. she then began to beat the living crap out of him. then about 4 other guys tried to help him and they all got beat up to.
it was hilariously realistic and the sounds were bone-crunchingly painful.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

I was walking down a street in a regular (non-lucid) dream, when a man came towards me, shoved a picture in my face and said: "This picture is a fake! The Eiffel Tower doesn't have two guards, it has four!", and then he left...

LOL
LOLOLOLOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That made me laugh so hard!

I love it!

Lmaolmaolmao :p

Me: "I hear everything"!

Voice: "I am everything"...
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Another

DC: Dude im a beetle!

I then look at him jump on a wall and then the song 'jitterbug' started playing...

DC: I'm gonna fuck you up.
DC: As opposed to fucking me down?

I'm in an auditorium, as it was packed. Everybody is talking, then the lights go thiner, the people go calmer and a man in a white coat climbs to the stage and says:

"Ahem... And so, the scientific community has all agreed and arrived into a conclusion. Since shrimps can be peeled they should be considered a Fruit."

*the scientic community roars and starts to applaude*

I only could drown my awe in the silence of my own stupidity, as I struggled to decide inside my dream whether that statement was true or false.

"Give me your money".

LMAO! Great thread!

Non-lucid:
I'm really pissed at my family 'cause nobody is listening to what I say. I'm arguing with my mother about it. Her answer:
"Don't waste your breath, I can´t hear a thing without my glasses."

My cousin (after contracting a disease which kills your morality and turns you into a mindless human whose only goal is to spread the disease):

"Chop Chop is dead!"

i still remember that one from like 9 years ago lol

Originally Posted by Sandform

DC: I'm gonna fuck you up.
DC: As opposed to fucking me down?

lmao I cant stop laughing