Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by Noske

While playing indoor cricket with the Australian cricket team (and for some reason standing really close to Dr Temperance Brennan from the Bones TV series)...

Me: -Snort.- "Lesbians..."
Dr Brennan: "OH MY GOD! Doesn't ANYBODY have an erection around here?!"

If she was there I'm sure everyone had an erection, cause she is Hot, btw I can't seem to wrap my mind around her saying that, it seems like that is the last thing that would come out of her mouth.

Which is exactly why it's hilarious. I think she thought that I was somehow hitting on her by telling her that the bowler was throwing like a woman, which in turn somehow made me think of lesbians, which caused her to say that and throw her hands up in the air because she wanted more men around for some reason.

I dunno. It was weird enough just playing cricket and trying not to smack her in the shins because she was standing that close.

But yes. She IS hot. >=]

Originally Posted by yuriythebest

(today) I was in a scissor fight with this DC in a nonlucid. Our open scissors interlocked and he said

"we are now in binary"

Computer reference! (Fist pumps) Yes!

From an odd non-lucid (which was part of a very long dream in which I went in and out of lucidity) last night:

I was in a city in which the police had little power, and weren't considered terribly important.
A few friends and I were being chased by a homicidal lunatic for some reason. I, who was new to the city suggested, "Shouldn't we call the police?"
Friend 1: *scoffing* "Like they could help!"
Friend 2: "Who even knows their phone number anyway?"
Me: *embarrassed* "That's right, their number is long and complicated, isn't it?"

O.o

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Originally Posted by Ynot

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SWEETS!


anyways.
this morning:


Me: "oh man, i totally peed in your chips."
Friend: "oh yeah, i guess you did."

On stage in front of a auditorium full of DC's when I angered them.

DC 1: "Boo! Get off the stage!."
Me: "Shut the **** up what do you know your a tea bag!"

And quite true to the sentence it was a literally a talking tea bag with lips.

After just having proven to a DC that I'm dreaming:

"Everyone else who told me that just punched me in the face."

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

On stage in front of a auditorium full of DC's when I angered them.

DC 1: "Boo! Get off the stage!."
Me: "Shut the **** up what do you know your a tea bag!"

And quite true to the sentence it was a literally a talking tea bag with lips.

Lmao, I love that, Heat.

In a NLD of mine.
Little brother: Dad, what's this shotgun?
Dad: Well, that's a * input shotgun name and specs here *
Little brother: oh yeah! I saw them selling those at Best Buy
Dad: Well son, companies have to do that sometimes when they go out of business.

lol oniman XD

most recently my mom said...

"Hey Chewbacca, where's your mama?"

I woke up laughing. X3

Sexy Hot Scientist Lady Whom I Saved From the Apocalyptic Cluthes of an Evil Alien God: "Matter is honored with the right of being a physical form and representation of energy through the universe, even though it is warped over time by its own mass and space. While energy is something our consciousness observes, and it is a representation of...well...give us more time and we'll figure that out."

She winked, and I came.

Also...

Hitler: Stop riding tanks on the train tracks! You're turning them into rivers!

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

Sexy Hot Scientist Lady Whom I Saved From the Apocalyptic Cluthes of an Evil Alien God: "Matter is honored with the right of being a physical form and representation of energy through the universe, even though it is warped over time by its own mass and space. While energy is something our consciousness observes, and it is a representation of...well...give us more time and we'll figure that out."

Maybe your subconscious is a genius! You might have some kind of latent intellectual prowess, or something . . .

I forgot to post this one. A couple of nights ago I became lucid standing on the edge of a lake in a forest with one of my relatives. My first impulse was to try to run across the surface of the water since I've seen it as a task so often, and I did so very quickly and with no difficulties whatsoever. When I finally stopped and turned to look back at him I was so ecstatic I just yelled, "I'm like JESUS!" and woke up giggling

DC: "Oh it's no problem at all. I'll just post a thumbnail over his head using the television."

Tina Faye recently said to me in a dream:

"Oh, and by the way, I don't have boobs!"

This is pretty dorky so you might not even get it. But I had a dream I was at some sort of very-rare-animal park and animals kept attacking people. For example, a toddler crawled into the polar bear tank and the cub was going to tear his head off so I shot it. After killing like 8 different animals one of my biology professors was there with me and said, "It's nice that you're saving people and everything, but these animals ARE on the brink of extinction. You think we could, you know, try to preserve biodiversity or something?" And I could see all these conservationists glaring at me haha

Ha! Did you throw them in the elephant cage?

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Ha! Did you throw them in the elephant cage?

Haha, I should've! I wasn't lucid, though I just kind of nodded, everyone else really liked that I was killing all the animals, though. They were selling weird things at kiosks like targets with jousting horses on them (apparently this is one animal, complete with sword, that is very dangerous and you should be shooting?)
But yea I was just weirded out that this particular prof had showed up in my dreams It's good to RC when I see him in the bio department, though

In my dream last night, I met this yodeling quartet.

Don't ask.

Anyway, they were singing this song. I can't remember how it went, but it was pretty good, and, though I did not notice it at the time, they were not actually yodeling. Then this person started explaining to me how to yodel.

"Shout the first syllable of a word and sing the second. What you get partway between the two is yodeling."

In the dream, this made perfect sense to me.

I was discussing with my stepdad the differences between two different Japanese Steakhouses:

I said, “But that one is infini… That one is twice as good as this one here.”
Rick asked, “Infinitely better?”
Then I said, “No. I’m infinitely sure that it is twice as good.”
He now looked like he was going to try to prove me wrong. He said, “Okay. Name your two favorite restaurants. Fast food restaurants.”
I said, “First Wok. That’s essentially a Chinese fast food restaurant.”
He said, “Okay.”
Then I said, “Jade Garden… Well no that’s not really fast food.”
Then Rick said some restaurant I’d never heard of.
I said, “No. I’ve never heard of that one.”
Rick said, “What about Red Lobster Call.”
I said, “No. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that.”
He said, “No. That still exists.”
I said, “Oh. Okay.”

LOL my favorite is the one "If it was a different time of the year i'd be grazing" it was posted awhile back tho. XD hmm as for me in a non-lucid dream i went on an highspeed chase on the highway (which was narrated softly "and the chase costed up to 80,000 in damages...") and crashed into the front wall of my house jumped out. and then 2 sec later the cops arrived at the door next to the car in the HUGE hole it broke in the wall and asked if i was there cause i was suspected for the chase an all. and my mom answered "What? im sorry she just painted her nails and couldnt play for 2 hours so it cant be her. do you want to see her?" police officer *totally believes her* "OH! no that wont be nessacery" *walks past hole in front wall* mom whispers to me "I wasnt covering for you just so you know...*Shocked look* WTF where did that car come from?!." WTF?! ~_~

Non-lucid:
I was moving to a new school, and apparently this had me carrying my belongs through the science building. It was like being at the airport where you have to put your computer and your shampoo into a plastic bin.

I dropped my cologne on the floor, oddly enough it didn't break.

DC: Here man, you dropped this.
Me: Oh thanks, it's a wonder it did not break.
DC: "Vera Wang for men"...what kind of gay crap is this?
Me: Haha, idiot. Vee Doubleyou get's me all of the women all of the time. You flaming douchebag.
DC: Did you just call me a QUEER?!?!
Me: , no I just called you a fucking idiot!

The DC and his friends proceed to push me around like a ragdoll as I laughed in their faces.

False awakening, lucid:
I wake up in my bed, I hear my lucidity "click" and I am lucid. Next I hear the sound of someone cutting strips of paper beside my bed so loudly I can hear them falling to the floor. I'm too chicken to turn over in bed and look to see what or who is in my room, so I ask nervously.

Me, extremely distraught: Miguel, is that you?
*silence, slicing continues*
Me, louder: Miguel. Hey! Are you cutting paper or something?
*still nothing, cutting continues*
Me, shouting: HEY! MIGUEL! IS THAT YOU CUTTING PAPER?!
Miguel: Yes it's me.
Me: Oh....well stop it.
Miguel: Stop what? I'm not cutting paper.
Me: Oh. Well, then...never mind.*goes back to sleep*

Last night a DC sang a song I had only heard once...

Perfect words too.