Thread: crappy dreams we all have

i had a dream where friday was coming on

Originally Posted by Gr8God

Once I had a dream where I was having sex with this hot chick then just before I let it all out I wake up D: CMON!!!

Thats what happens for everyone. One of three things can happen at that point:

1) You wake up, blueballs
2)Jizz, then wake up and it's for real
3)Jizz, and voila! It's all clean

You got the lesser of two sticky pants.

Very true.

It's so good when you wake up and you're like "ohhhh, that was so good, but fuck now I'm going to have to stealth my way to the laundry and.... oh FUCK YES it's clean!" haha

Get the best of both worlds lol

Either that, or wear protection before you go to sleep.

You know, so you don't get dream AIDS.

I always have nonsense dreams that I can't describe them...just like "Walrus" from the Beatles. I hate those dreams as I have NO idea what they are(I hate it when I don't even understand MYSELF)...but there are some images in my head.
For couple of times I dreamed about having low grades, and getting scolded from teachers, I wake up feeling "Luckily they weren't real!!"

Everyone's dreams are random, to a point. They reflect what means most to you in real life, but thats it. Last night I dreamed about messing about in a video game, going to a burnt down house then chasing the arsonist to a pond filled with cartoon fish.

Dreams mean nothing, they only show you what means most to you in your real life.

Pfft, it's awful but I couldn't help but laugh at a few of these. I agree with a lot of others that said 'writing down their dreams only to wake up and realize it was all a dream'. Also ones where you're given something special or someone imparts some special knowledge to you only for you to wake up and realize it was just a dream...

Oh I hate the FAs where I write down my dreams. Pisses me off so much when I realize I have to write it... again xD

Anything similar to the above sucks, whether it's like schoolwork or some task you have to get done.

I think the absolute worst that I get a lot is when I'm just about to eat something... and then it ends xD

Right now, all my dreams are crappy. I have about 2 dreamsigns: Game related dreams and dreams with Helicopters in them (I don't have/fly one).

Pretty much every night I have a dream involving at least one of these, they are that reliable. But I never realize them!

Dreams where I need to get something or find something in some random basement or weird tomb and then it happens to be that the basement or tomb is impossible paradoxial huge and darkend, and I need to get something way out there. And I can feel like 1001 eyes watching me as I walk thru it, after that wispers and all kinds of eye corner movements, and then BAM

These creep the shit out of me

Lately, I've been having a lot of dreams about being back in high-school. Which I graduated back in '07.

But to top that, I had a dream that I was in a coma. Now -that- was a boring dream.