Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Pink Telepathic Dolphins.

Lucid: I asked CanisLucidus to tell me the meaning of a word in another language, then we went to rob a bank using a banana as our weapon, and he bailed on me at the cash register and ran away like a wimp.

- My mother told me that my pyjamas are way too small and I should switch to a different one.

I would have considered this dream to be completely insignificant but the next morning my mother told my we should buy a spare pyjama for me.

I was describing to someone in detail what they could do to have lucid dreams, without ever considering that, just maybe, I could have been dreaming.

I was trying to escape a hostile situation where people were shooting at me and when I finally did, I got home to find an ACIS (Assessment and Crisis Intervention Services) team waiting for me to take me away because I had imagined the whole thing.

+ buying a pepsi with a coke, my son copy-pasted his entire thesis

+ olympic snow parasailing, the guy stumbles and falls

+(f) something with my dad, getting ready & doing downstairs?

+(thought dream) planning to invade a house, I'll escape by being invisible and faking them out

+ occupying the G house, moving her papers to her room, GB points the way, wrong way at first

+ simulation target practice in a large open office space with blaster pistol, start shooting at kids, semi-lucid DC grab and transform from hideous to hot girl and brief NSFW-time trying to hold the dream during amusing commentary by another DC and lose lucidity

Escape from a train, with a high speed skateboard, on the road.

-Messaging OpheliaBlue about something
-Getting stopped by police but getting off with a warning because of family

I was being chased by a tiger or a lion, I wasn't sure because I couldn't see it but it was some kind of big cat. I then found out that it was, in fact, just a big cat.

+ mixed human/giant baseball, a giant knocks one out of the park, the giants eat the humans?, casting for the next giant/human game it's a TV show

+(f) a guy is messing with my computer print-out, "stop wrinkling it!"

+ computer competition with MO and PMcC, toss off glove and it accidentally hits ctrl-alt-del

+ big people have a purpose: they make great store clerks lifting heavy things, one gathers my order with me in the back, I remember my machete

+(f) rub the completely flat head top of a really big/fat kid, the flatness is due to the haircut

+(f) kids are breastfeeding other kids?

+(f) leaving the seats the kid runs past me to his dad in another row, I stand and bow and let the people past me in the aisle.

The Yoga Army uprising at High School

I was all alone in a dark prison cell, I watched the loneliness slowly push me closer and closer towards insanity. I watched as reality ever so slowly changed and skewed in front of my eyes.

+ (lucid) do a random/habit nose plug in some house and get lucid for a few seconds.

+ the dentist dug too deep, he wants me and my wife to clean his passenger bus Tuesdays and Thursdays, get off, see Mexican restaurant, later gather cleaning materials to return and clean it

+ visit old workplace, see the new lab, old colleagues ignore me, there's taco casserole for lunch

+ using a portable toilet bucket as a container for the sprouting cups

+ yellow-vested subway workers like to ride on the roof

+ see a pile of bright coins outside, see former work colleague out for a jog

I got a letter that was a summons to court to answer charges for a crime I never committed and I tried to tell people that I was innocent but nobody believed me.

A pre-wookie Dark_Merlin bought me lunch :heart:

+ I try to buy a watermelon but they don't take credit cards, the guy says I can sing for it

+ In an opulent furniture store looking at all the tables, sofas, dining sets

+ a (wo?)man buys a large painting from a painter who hates that particular work

+ I'm eating donuts in the office, there are so many available, it's against my diet

+ There's a meeting that's going to kick out my wife I will not recuse myself, they say she earns $124 million / year

+ My wife is giving a lesson and I call her student "that guy" because I can't remember his name, she gets upset at this

All of my sucky social abilities are highlighted, then at the end I make a friend with a girl who was in my class last semester.

Except I didn't. Thanks, scumbag brain.

Forgot to post these yesterday:
The same ex I was hiding from in another dream showed up again, but this time I hugged him?

And having crappy seats to a concert, being pissed when all the good seats up front remained empty.

Last night:
Different ex, and all I remember is the smooching (mainly the tongue).

And another theatrical performance, except this time the dress itself is olive-coloured, but I'm more excited about the adorable PowerPuff Girls shorts I pick out to wear after the show.

+ (lucid, twice) epic, multi-waking, theme: visiting old adult home, some light nightmare scenarios, watering yard, viewing interiors, many WTF moments, some action

+ heading to McD's, accosted by group of young black kids, I berate them, struggle for my wallet/bag.

+ in a house observing neighbours, the houses have common areas

+ playing cards, I drop mine, hand keeps getting bigger, accuse players of sneaking more cards into my hand

+ playing side-scoller video game, I have some trouble controlling the character

+ sad moment at a memorial where I give a speech, then transition to brief fighter jet attack scene

+ I'm in a strength competition doing pull-ups then pushups, I'm an underdog but doing well, transitions to comic book adventure and something about celebrities

This is really, really annoying. I keep having dreams about this guy, and it just feels terribly real that I wake up in such a bad mood after it. Jesus christ what's going on in my head lately.

Futuristic homes.

I just remember being in a store and there was a Samurai Jack-themed drink that was apple-flavored, and ice cream that was ridiculously overpriced.

edit: here's the DJ: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...8-59-60-60340/

+ (DILD) where's Sensei? Fly through the window into stunning vivid scene with trees and water vista

+ (DEILD/FA) slide down tunnel on back head first, break out of box with light saber into dream, non-lucid talent contest, Ronald Reagan is insane

+ (DEILD/FA) tunnel transition again, into inner courtyard, offer my services, ask for which door leads to the hot naked teen girls

+ in a hardware store trying to work a small device, kid sees me his mom appears, I know them we chat for a bit

+ fighter-plane hotdogs with toothpick guns game for disadvantaged kids, spinning pencil with match rockets, contemplating a car's (illegal?) registration sticker

+ returning to a party they're making fun of a girl there without a boyfriend

(edit: the DEILDs were probably actually FAs)

Nice DEILD chain fryingman! poor Ronald XD

edit: just noticed that you do recall alot!

do you only DJ for your recall?