Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Was making myself lunch, then someone was playing games at a N64 like console, watched a movie, played again, went to space, came back down to earth and some voice explained me interesting physics like in a documentary.

The full dream: A story of mensa knives, bad movies, strange videogames and of course rocket science - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Team-building excercise that involved handing out what I thought were fruit rollups, but somehow turned out to be badges with motivational sayings on them like "TeamBest" and "pass all your pistachios to the person at stage left!".



/shrugs
I just wanted to eat them at the time.

Originally Posted by acatalephobic

"pass all your pistachios to the person at stage left!"

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I dunno, my mind's always spewing out nonsensical stuff like that.
For a minute i even had to stop and think which left was the right left, and yet somehow i forgot to realize the whole thing was completely absurd.

/sigh
'nother lost opportunity.

I kept getting attacked by a giant dog.

I was on a train when I was harrassed by a shady character who wanted me to solve his puzzle, which I couldn't, so he forced me to jump off of a cliff inside a building, leaving me free falling for a bit, until I got off of it and found myself in a jungle of conifer trees, in which I wandered around for a bit until I was hit by a beam of light that slowly turned me into a Parasaurolophus. I honestly have no clue. My head is full of weird $#!+.

I was able to alter time to my advantage

Show & Tell at my job I brought a miniture whale in a fish bowl. He started throwing up pink slime (Ghostbusters 2) that flooded the office and I rode on his back like a dragon all the way back home.

I was yet again playing a game about space colonization within my dreams.

I was on a small plane, which my mother piloted, going to vacation when I noticed I forgot my wallet and the plane was landed in city for me.

I had a long but not too interesting dream, in which I jumped over trains and stuff.

I was making sweet, sweet love to a demoness in one room, when all was done, I went into another room where my girlfriend (in the dream anyways) was, in a gangbang with five famous rappers!

I probably shouldn't look too much into this one.

I went to waffle house, saw Freddie Mercury and had him sing me Bohemian Rhapsody.

Some planets had aligned in the night sky, and I pointed out they were only halfway there. And then some (shooting stars).

Exploring this wonderful old house and it's contents until my mother dropped by to ask me if i support the legalization of marijuana...but since i could tell right away we weren't going to agree i opted instead to give her back the corsage she had bought me.

A silly battle between me and my chief- none of us wanted to hurt the other and win; and all this for a wash basin which I had put on a stick, and he didn't agree with that.

Shiny jungle, then went in floating clouds that girl had made out of origami, then I got blasted in the face by a girl shooting a matrix tentacle out of her hand.

I was about to have some fun with my girlfriend when a bunch of very unappreciated DCs came across.

I run into Neil Patrick Harris at school who's working in an alien studies project and starts walking with me assuming that I'm going to be in some sort of alien autopsy study that I never agreed to, occasionally stealing quick glances at me and saying things like "thanks for doing this", "you'll probably be fine", and "I think they fixed that", but when we get to the equipment room he turns himself invisible for the sake of a magic trick where he ties branches of grapes and cherries together to form something that looks kind of like a dragon and makes a screeching sound for it to boot while his assistant sits in the back and watches in amazement, finally finishing off with turning visible again and handing me a piece of paper that says not to be so nervous all the time and just take life as it comes.

I saw the number 101 and 143 , nothing more , weird.

A guy goes around talking to girls with pink shirts which means they have a boyfriend and he tries to rip two pink shirts off of this one black girl because he thinks she is a *whore*

I was dead, Wheatley from Portal 2 was an incompetent shinigami, and I kept sneaking away from him so I could use my newfound ghostly invisibility to sneak into places like a nightclub where Catwoman was singing... and then into her dressing room after the performance.

I was with two girls (non-sexual) and a guy (still non-sexual) and one of the girls was saying what she thought of each of my tattoos using one word, then the other girl did it, then the guy started to, but when he got to my question mark tattoo and said "this guy was a dumb fucker anyways" and before he could say anything else, I put him in a chokehold and started driving his face into the street until there was nothing left of it.

Needless to say, that question mark tattoo means a lot to me, who it represented and what it represents to me. Bet that DC won't be talking smack anymore.

Tried leaving house lucid, went dark and I appeared in my basement, so I turned on the tv to watch some weird porn.