Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was in my bedroom, everything was normal except for the fact my lamp was missing and there was some pipe growing out of my roof, I tried to gather the rest of my sleep even though I was sleeping already, but as I became really suspicious about that pipe (right before become lucid probably) my alarm woke me up

I was in a village house, the yard was overgrown with weeds, trees, and bushes, and when I went out of the house, one man had set a nice fire on the ground.

So much different stuff, but strangely enough I forgot so much of this nights dreams, it was a different night than usual...

What I recall: There was this blue sort of small ape thing someone had as a pet and it was pretty much about to die, I (successfully) raised the mood with inadequate jokes, and through giving a few normal monkeys a military greeting which they returned (why am I always dreaming this random stuff...).

A group of women with claws were chasing me through a blue alleyway, but I escaped them by hanging onto a helicopter and throwing Pokéballs at them with Uncle Sam, who wasn't wearing a shirt. Wait, what?

I was at dark spacious cave with 2 relatives who started to run away after hearing creepy voices, however I on the other hand started to make creepy voices myself to scare the guy making noise

I had sex with my best friend.

I feel guilty even though it was only a dream.

Originally Posted by Quantiq

I had sex with my best friend.

I feel guilty even though it was only a dream.

I feel you. I apologized to a guy I barely knew in my English class once because I accidentally stabbed him in a dream lol.

1. Lucid where I summoned Michael Fassbender and Jake Gyllenhaal and we made levitating, invisible bobsleds which we proceeded to ride down a steep, British Columbia-esque mountain on... head-first.

2. I was in a small, dark room lying in bed and the door slowly opened; I was under the covers but they were transparent, so I saw a big dalmation scamper in and jump on top of me, trying to lick my face under the covers.

I was fighting a big skirmish, alone against a bunch of enemy soldiers and tanks, the twist; I was a lot bigger than them, had a blast-sniper (only looking like a wire though) and abused their TANKS AS KNUCKLEDUSTERS

i was playing a video game and i bought a strength upgrade and my dad yelled at me

My best friend tried to suffocate me in my sleep, and I became lucid while watching an extremely fat woman fly across a highway in an untethered carnival ride car.

Apologizing to a strangely familiar stranger in sunglasses for taking up space in "reality"...a place that felt to me like some kind of jigsaw puzzle made out of books.


p.s. it felt nice to remember something, and to be able to write out something way longer than a sentence for a change.

Hanging out on a houseboat with a cray old guy and a bunch of strange animals, attacked by a bird with an unusually long beak, then I had to defend myself from an angry attack dog.

Martha Stewart was my best friends mother and she called two killers to... well.. kill us.

Originally Posted by anderj101

then I had to defend myself from an angry attack dog.

And I was harassed by a dog, so I cut his penis off; then grandpa came and shouted at me "Why should you cripple that mild-tempered animal?"

so I decided to cut his penis

I remember my dream has something to do with guns or robots

An amazing and intricate Nightmare on Elm Street plot that I can only half-remember, which led to a great showdown in the woods, between Freddy and a young Alice.

(Scary as hell, but a nice return to the awesomeness, after such a shitty run of horrible recall. )

I had obtained a spaceship and decided that it would be a wonderful idea to ride it down a waterslide.

It was not.

I went hanggliding above mountains.

I had to bury my evil zombie family that I'd just killed in sacred ground so they wouldn't become zombies again, but there was hardly any room underground with all the other bones in there...

Starting in 3rd person view I saw (pretty much everything anime-like) 3 girls alone in a classroom, and 2 of them then started running outside, sort of chased (without harmful intend) by the 3rd, I then assumed the view of one of the girls and got to see how the dream switched from anime to real and suddenly I was myself, with a liquid transition but no relation to the plot before.

Originally Posted by sinoblak

I was in a village house, the yard was overgrown with weeds, trees, and bushes, and when I went out of the house, one man had set a nice fire on the ground.

The same man again, the same scenery, but now he led me to the 'model level" where he showed me how to remodel reality.

at my local flower shop and they gave my friends paintball guns I couldn't have one because I wasnt 16 then my friend was getting assaulted by Jay out of big brother with a football.