Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

A beautiful hippie woman who studies bugs agrees to have sex with me in the middle of the road to protest the war, but I'm side tracked by the family from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre; I'm supposed to make my escape on an alligator while the senior member who is chasing me becomes distracted by a unicorn, though I don't escape because lol an alligator?

1. A monkey jumps out from inside a cushion, clings to me and refuses to let go while I run around screaming, "Get it off me!"
2. I wait in the car while Dad goes into Burger King and gets me a sandwich that is just bun and meat, then I proceed to have a meltdown over not having any ketchup on my burger.
3. I watch a truck pull up in the driveway and wonder how I can possibly answer the door since I'm not wearing pants.

1. I eat a tasty Vanilla Popsicle while 100 lemurs come out of a van for a procedural circus act.
2. Hank Hill sells water hose advice, and water hose advice accessories.

Eating the Best Vanilla Popsicle while 100 Lemurs Run & Hank Hill Gives Water Hose Advice - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I'm pooping int the middle of the room, and somebody is cleanig it up before i even finish.

Originally Posted by gab

I'm pooping int the middle of the room, and somebody is cleanig it up before i even finish.

Haha, couldn't help but giggle. That's frigging hilarious!

1. Someone on deviantART messages me their password.
2. I'm on a heist with the Sly Cooper gang, then we disguise ourselves as pirates and raid a pirate ship.

Friday: I get lucid after surviving a bus crash into a treetop, and realizing this plus seeing 4 grizzlies, 6 wolves, and 3 bucks on my walk to campus through the forest probably wasn't normal

Today:
-In Spanish class and I have no idea what is going on
-Finding a really old pinball machine that is also a videogame that spits out poker chips depending on how well you played
-In a giant building with parties going on in every room, one guy is making tons of cups of iced beer but I'm paranoid someone has spit in them so I go swimming instead
-There's a disease going around turning people into zombie-like killers, I get locked up because I got infected blood on me even though I'm fine, and a diseased bird with blood streaming out of its eyes and on its feathers tries to eat me so I break its neck

Someone persuades me to put on a sexy red bustier and while I complain that it's too tight, I make someone else get the guy I like so he sees me looking hot.

1. I'm in my class sleeping, then I suddenly wake up screaming and my teacher is staring at me with wide eyes.

2. Me and my class are waiting for a bus on a tall, green hill, then a boy asks if a tsunami would reach us from where we are.

For some reason, I returned to an old job despite where I sold plants instead of the normal products they carried.

A DILD where I was flying around on a broom in the dollar store, and made up a song on the spot that actually rhymed (though I think one or two of the words doesn't actually exist in the English language).

A Disneyesque DILD - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

-I was fighting zombies and wizards in some catacombs with swords and magic
-Apparently the creatures from before were under Martha Stewart's house, and my brother had to kill three dragons by himself because I was trying to be a good guest
-A group of wizards had stolen the Phoenix Medallion from the first dream so we had to fight them, but all I had was a slingshot with a ping pong ball coated in metal

Why are there Nazis on my college campus??

I was driving a car in 'real life' but had to turn off the auto-pilot to park. I ended up on top of a tree.

My job was to transport a corpse from one end of an underwater green glowing railroad to the other, all while not being seen and not coming up for air (despite the dream sounding disturbing, it was actually really pretty).

1. I was spinning around until I got sick, and then wondered why I ever thought that would be a good idea.
2. After watching someone I was in love with die, I realized it was a vision of the future and managed to prevent her death.

1. I'm on DV, and I wonder why there are tons of notifications saying gab has edited about 100 posts.

2. I open a box; wow, a years supply of Pocky!

3. Harry Potter and Severus Snape sending angry tweets at each other at a pool party.

Arnold wants to be left alone.

Attending a concert where all the band members get a funny introduction

1. Obnoxious sales guys.
2. Familiar store.

Cakes all over the floor, boys drinking distilled water and Zelda's final boss.

1. I came across a huge supply of explosives, and just couldn't resist blowing up everything in sight.

2. Someone tried to push me in front of a train.

I was part of the walking dead game by telltale games and when we killed some people, I was in a cave swimming around with my uncle.

Amy Winehouse was my friend and I felt in charge then I lost her at the airport .

1. I AM TARZAN!
2. I practiced my flying by chasing a guy on a motorcycle.