The strangest thing happened tonight.

I woke up at 5-6 in the night, had a trip to the WC before going to bed again. I had taken 500mg of B6 and filled my stomach with cheddar cheese for one last, desperate attempt with the supplements. Then it happened.

I have no idea whether I was dreaming about lucid dreaming or actually about to become so, but out of the blue I could feel my body tickling as it gradually got heavier. I decided not to open my eyes in fear of what could happen, and tried my best at relaxing (which was seriously hard with all these physical feelings interrupting - is that normal?).

After a little while I found myself standing on a grassy plain. Most of the scenery was just completely white (like a paper sheet) except for the green, apparently hand-drawn dots of grass around me. I tried pinching/breathing through my nose. Success! From here on I started rubbing my hands together while circling around, but to no avail. My view gradually got more white and blurry, and in the end, I woke up.

Except I didn't.

I opened my eyes, only to find three guys sitting by my bed and discussing sleep paralysis with Obama. They reached the conclusion that the concepts of lucidity and SP were completely ridiculous, and couldn't possibly exist. I was slightly annoyed/skeptical at first, but then good old dream logic kicked in and made me derp completely. ''Oh, okay'' went my mind. Then I spotted that one of the guys' faces was lit up green. When I asked him why, he responded by saying that ''members of *my future school were not allowed to hear that''. Yet another (polite) derp on my part, before waking up for real.

I was completely furious at my subconscious for five minutes, before jotting down the fragments I remembered. I'm not sure if it was a lucid dream or not, as it wasn't particularly vivid, but I still have no idea what happened. Did I perhaps dream about falling asleep, or did my brain throw me out?