Thread: A 100000 ways to troll DC's!

212. Drive around a very expensive car, get out, and beg for money while leaning against the car.
213. Have a cookout, but tell every DC that they're not invited OR Bring them all and Eat everything in front of their faces

214. Throw trash in their faces
215. Tell them that if they kill themselves they will earn a free cookie.
216. Why not put the radio at max volu- AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE NOISE!!!!
217. Get a pen and draw "i´m stupid" on their face
218. Send them to the time when there was no universe.
219. If they´re hurt, hurt them more with the "cure-it-all". If not, hurt them then do it.
220. Use cryokinesis to turn them into ice (go check out Miracle Mastery if you want that in real life )
221. Now use poyrokinesis to melt them (same thing)
222. Drop them into an infinite hole.

223. Grant a DC omniscience. Cue them going crazy that the knowledge.
224. Convince a DC they're lucid dreaming, and follow them silently on their exploits, only to have their power fail and get them killed at a critical moment.

225. Be in a car with a DC, parked on the roof of a skyscraper. Now drive off, and both of you crash. No flying out allowed!

226. Use telekinesis to steal their hat and dangle it in front of their face

Dunno if this was already posted but not likely:

227. Tell an old man you are his daddy/mommy, hug him and watch him cry over the reunion he waited for all of his life.

228: Eat food in front of a really hungry DC.

Originally Posted by lsddream

228: Eat a feast in front of a really hungry DC.

229. Throw them into a mirror.

230. Keep calling them Dave and telling them that they are your wife (especially effective against DC's that aren't called Dave).
231. Throw a bicycle at them.
232. Play the "Brown noise" loud.
233. Convince them that they are constantly being watched by a giraffe.

234. Go to the Olympics, and trip the participants of the Track events.
235. Again, go to the Olympics, and go to an Archery event, go invisible, and constantly push their bows / crossbows so they miss
236. Go invisible, go to school, and actually put a tack on your teachers chair.
237. Have a barbecue in the middle of a village in Africa, and put a forcefield around your house / yard.
238. Cover a DC's shoes with hot motor oil while he walks down the road (incredibly slippery at high temperatures).
239. Go to a Restaurant and replace their BBQ Sauce / Ketchup with Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce (670,000 Scoville)
240. Release the Virus.
241. Make Obama Pee His pants during a speech.
242. Give Justin Bieber a grammy.
243. Give sharks the ability to walk on land. And breathe air.
244. Shut down facebook and see what happens.
245. Change the world so there are no 3rd world countries to outsource to, and see how it effects the economy, and the world.
246. Remove a DC's depth perception. Observe.
247. Turn all traffic lights in New York City red.
248. Fire a meteor at earth and have it miss by few thousand kilometers. Pay attention to predictions and see if the government tells citizens etc.
249. Add laxatives to the food at every McDonalds in the world.
250. E.M.P. The U.S. and watch how the people, and the government react.

These might not be the best I just came up with em off the top of my head at 4:30 in the morning because i messed up a WBTB

251. Gutalax.

I NEED to fix this...

Originally Posted by Shantak

230. Keep calling them Dave and telling them that they are your wife (especially effective against DC's that aren't called Dave and are male).231. Throw 20 bicycles at them.232. Play the "Brown noise", while getting it to be extremely loud.233. Convince them that they are constantly being watched by over 9000 giraffes.

Yay!P.S. Yes, i used a meme.

I NEED to fix this...
Quote Originally Posted by Shantak View Post
230. Keep calling them Dave and telling them that they are your wife (especially effective against DC's that aren't called Dave and are male).231. Throw 20 bicycles at them.232. Play the "Brown noise", while getting it to be extremely loud.233. Convince them that they are constantly being watched by over 9000 giraffes.
Yay!P.S. Yes, i used a meme.

So...how about this then?

252. Throw a DC at 20 bicycles.
253. Summon over 9000 giraffes near a DC (should troll them irrespective of if they are watching the DC or not).

And a meme based one;

254. Say to one "You have no chance to survive make your time", and then get somebody to set up them the bomb, and after it goes off finish with "Hahahaha".

255. While they're sleeping, move their bed into the middle of the ocean, or onto a river.

256. slap the dc in the back of the head and blame the guy behind you then do it again

257: Convince a DC that the world is upside down

U guys think way too much lol
Just
258: fart in a DC's face.

I'd settle for that

Careful not to poop urself in reality

259: Hold a mass murder of every DC you can find.

I personally find it fun, running around killing every DC you come across.

That one I like

Originally Posted by Shantak

So...how about this then?252. Throw a DC at 20 moving bicycles on fire, which are about to go off a cliff.253. Summon over 9000 giraffes near a DC (should troll them irrespective of if they are watching the DC or not).And a meme based one;254. Say to one "You have no chance to survive make your time", and then get somebody to set up them the bomb, and after it goes off finish with "Hahahaha".

WTF-boom HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

300: Tell your DC compassionately that you want to show them the beautiful marvels of the world, and then summon a scene that is a rap video with big bootys twerking.

I´m doing 300. Now...

301. Tell a DC that they will die if you think they will, and tell them you just did. Look at them screaming, thinking they died.
302. Make one bump into every thing he/she sees.

Wow, we reached so much in just about 2 months. I wish this was a sticky Lol.

303. Be a "dentist" XD during wisdom teeth removal or something and take all of the teeth out applying minimal anesthetic. Be there when the patient wakes up
304. Slap one in the face, use the neuralyzer on it and repeat.
305. Promise a redneck DC (no offense lol) that you will take them to the best fishing on earth and that they will catch at least ten 100 pounders. On the way there (or back for more effect) get the truck you are riding stuck and sunk down in pluff mud.

I have no idea how I thought up the last one but it sounds interesting

306. Shrink a DC and then put them in a microwave.

307. Go into a busy office. Then, rig a printer with a bomb that will go off when someone uses it.
308. Go to a duck pond. When you see someone feeding the ducks, shove them into the water from behind. Then, transform into a duck and act innocent.
309. Give someone a winning lottery ticket. Then, set the ticket on fire.
310. Throw tomatoes at random DCs.
311. Poke random DCs.
312. Slap random DCs.
313. Throw bananas at random DCs.
314. Go into a school/store, and play The Pi Song on the intercom.
315. Make a new law that all forms of social networking websites must be shut down. Instant chaos.
316. Go to a busy highway and turn into a frog. Time to play Frogger: Dream Edition! (For bonus points, turn into a giant frog)
317. Go to a busy highway and drop giant Tetris blocks. Time to play Tetris: Dream Edition! (For bonus points, try to land them on cars)