Thread: Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

Originally Posted by Loaf

Nice DJ. Although I am kind of wondering why all of you are thanking every single post you make.

Thank you.

...and I thank people because I really do appreciate comments in my DJ.

Sorry, everyone, for the lack of entry today...I had a few fragments that promptly slipped right through my grasp upon waking. Maybe tomorrow. ...I really need to work on my recall. No more 2 a.m. spam fests for me.

Coz we are the power pals...

Speaking of which... Why am I being negged recently? :/

Negged? I'm still thanking you...

Power Pals, Go!

02.06.2010

Missile Chase! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID





I was flying through space with my family aboard a helicopter. We found a small planet to land on temporarily. We brought our helicopter in close, and somehow made it to the ground. The chopper was set on autopilot and programmed to hover there while we looked around.

The small bit of land we landed on was very unusual. There was a beach, some pine trees, and an eerily-familiar house. A few natives ended up throwing stones at the helicopter, which didn't do much at all.

We ended up sitting at the beach in front of this large console containing three buttons. That's when the copter fell right out of the sky for seemingly no reason at all. Figuring I had nothing else to lose, I pressed one of the green buttons. There was the sound of a missile being launched, and soon after, a faint "pop." I pressed the button again. Again, the same sound and short "pop." There was a whitish-peach button with a bit of grime on it. I pressed this, and a different sort of missile-launching sound came, and the same "pop." There was a very large, red button on the panel, but I dared not touch it.

My first thought after hearing the missiles was "secret passageway." It made sense, really...missiles being launched at the location of a trap door. It was a good puzzle. I pressed the button once more, and a missile blasted itself somewhat behind me and to the right. I turned around and saw the missile in the picture spazzing out. It was twisting and flopping, and doing all but exploding. It flipped around and started coming right at me. I stepped to the side and it sped right past, out into the water. Something was wrong in its design, as it pulled left and made a full circle back to me. Now it was actually chasing me. I leapt up on a sort of metal cage, but the missile sort of randomly twisted into the air. I leapt down and started running through the pine trees. The missile followed. I jumped out of the way, and it ran into a big lake, where it again gained speed. It was making the exact same sound as the missile did in The Great Race.

Again, the missile pulled to the right, and again I found myself running for my life. This was one determined bugger. I ran up a flight of stairs, which the missile handled without problems. At the top, I slammed the door shut, and the dream ended.

A space dream! Is that your first one? I've had many of them but they were more freaky then violent, just because it's empty space (space in both meanings, lulz).

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

they were more freaky then violent, just because it's empty space.

I had that issue a while back, I managed to get over it though.

Originally Posted by Loaf

I had that issue a while back, I managed to get over it though.

If you're talking about in LD's, I've never had a LD where I was in space before. I don't want to! So, it's not like I get the choice to change my feelings about space in my regular dreams, if you know what I mean.

fREAKING aWESOME, GOOD SIR!

HEHE, caps lock. shit.

02.07.2010

Arrrrgh! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was somewhere in the 1600's, I think, or whenever there were pirates left in the world. This great sea monster was terrorizing all the ships, and it was my duty to slay this foul beast. I was assigned to a master to train.

-skip-

After what was seemingly a sufficient training session, I arrived on the deck of one of the ships. I had a mighty sword and battle armor made from the tough, green skin of the beast itself. It showed itself, leaping out of the water with great force. The monster was a brilliant shade of lime green. The fact that it spoke English revealed the creaeture's intelligence. I charged fiercely. The creature slashed with tentacles, claws, razor-sharp nails, all of which I dodged or severed. I made it to the head, which I lopped off. There was no blood; just the sound of the head hitting the water below. The monster's carcass paused a moment, then fell back into the sea.

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02.07.2010

Survivor: WTF Islands (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place entirely from a third-person omnisicent point of view...similar to being invisible and intangible...like TV, but if you could actually insert yourself into the story, move about within the picture, and not interfere in the flow of the show.

The dream was very similar to the show Survivor. There were two camps on two different islands. Each island was somewhat large, and had a river that ran through it. The interesting thing was that the terrain could be moved around at will. I saw a steady progression of the islands coming together, which was somehow disturbing the natural flow of the rivers. The camps seemed to be divided on the basis of gender. A woman on one island decided that she absolutely needed to see her husband on the other. She crossed a narrow bridge without hand rails, made entirely out of what appeared to be plastic or fiberglass, and cut through the other island's jungle.

She found her husband, and brought with her some sort of powerpoint. Where she got it or how she made it, or how it was even able to exist outside the computer, I shall never know. It contained an animated gif (printed out onto a moving picture) displaying Mario going postal on some monster. She decided to bring her hubby back to her camp, and so the couple began gathering up his things. *fade out*

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02.07.2010

LDS's Powerpoint (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The dream is a tad fuzzy, but I remember two things for sure: LDS was there (and looking very cute, too), and she was instructing me on how to build a powerpoint. Not much beyond this. I made a very nice presentation, about 15 slides long, I think.

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02.07.2010

Water Bottle Bomb Museum (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Interesting dream, to say the least. There was this museum devoted to bombs, especially of the older type. In one display case, there were bottles sort of shaped like bombs. I moved the glass and nabbed one of the bottles...the water inside was still fresh. I took a swig, then considered the possibility that the fluid inside was nitroglycerin. I froze, then realized that I was dead either way, so I went ahead and set the bottle back in the display. *fade out*

4 dreams in one night. Best I've done in a long time!

Did you see me? I mean, were we in the same room?

Ayup! I did. You were very pretty.

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

Thanks! I love actiony dream fighting.

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

Agreed! Good readin', Mario!

very fun missle dream!

Originally Posted by Mario92

Spoiler for Dream Journal Entries:

02.07.2010

Spoiler for Dream Journal Entries:

Arrrrgh! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was somewhere in the 1600's, I think, or whenever there were pirates left in the world. This great sea monster was terrorizing all the ships, and it was my duty to slay this foul beast. I was assigned to a master to train.

-skip-

After what was seemingly a sufficient training session, I arrived on the deck of one of the ships. I had a mighty sword and battle armor made from the tough, green skin of the beast itself. It showed itself, leaping out of the water with great force. The monster was a brilliant shade of lime green. The fact that it spoke English revealed the creaeture's intelligence. I charged fiercely. The creature slashed with tentacles, claws, razor-sharp nails, all of which I dodged or severed. I made it to the head, which I lopped off. There was no blood; just the sound of the head hitting the water below. The monster's carcass paused a moment, then fell back into the sea.

Spoiler for Dream Journal Entries:

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02.07.2010

Survivor: WTF Islands (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place entirely from a third-person omnisicent point of view...similar to being invisible and intangible...like TV, but if you could actually insert yourself into the story, move about within the picture, and not interfere in the flow of the show.

The dream was very similar to the show Survivor. There were two camps on two different islands. Each island was somewhat large, and had a river that ran through it. The interesting thing was that the terrain could be moved around at will. I saw a steady progression of the islands coming together, which was somehow disturbing the natural flow of the rivers. The camps seemed to be divided on the basis of gender. A woman on one island decided that she absolutely needed to see her husband on the other. She crossed a narrow bridge without hand rails, made entirely out of what appeared to be plastic or fiberglass, and cut through the other island's jungle.

She found her husband, and brought with her some sort of powerpoint. Where she got it or how she made it, or how it was even able to exist outside the computer, I shall never know. It contained an animated gif (printed out onto a moving picture) displaying Mario going postal on some monster. She decided to bring her hubby back to her camp, and so the couple began gathering up his things. *fade out*

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02.07.2010

LDS's Powerpoint (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The dream is a tad fuzzy, but I remember two things for sure: LDS was there (and looking very cute, too), and she was instructing me on how to build a powerpoint. Not much beyond this. I made a very nice presentation, about 15 slides long, I think.

_________________________

02.07.2010

Water Bottle Bomb Museum (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Interesting dream, to say the least. There was this museum devoted to bombs, especially of the older type. In one display case, there were bottles sort of shaped like bombs. I moved the glass and nabbed one of the bottles...the water inside was still fresh. I took a swig, then considered the possibility that the fluid inside was nitroglycerin. I froze, then realized that I was dead either way, so I went ahead and set the bottle back in the display. *fade out*

4 dreams in one night. Best I've done in a long time!

Wow, those are all really interesting! Good job remembering 4 dreams in one night!

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

Originally Posted by Xedan

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

Woh, Holy Crap. Congratz mario!!

Originally Posted by J.D.

Agreed! Good readin', Mario!

Thanks, mate!

Originally Posted by beachgirl

very fun missle dream!

Aye, it was.

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Wow, those are all really interesting! Good job remembering 4 dreams in one night!

Thank you so much! I think it also sort of kick-started my motivation.

Originally Posted by Xedan

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

...holy feck, are you serious?

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Woh, Holy Crap. Congratz mario!!

Thanks, man! Thank yourself, too. I'm so grateful to be getting so many readers and comments!

oh, and btw, I added media to every post in my DJ. I will become number one!

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

This. O.O I've been missing out! Subscribed.

Awesome titles too. "Frosty the Weirdo," "Water Bottle Bomb Museum"... Love it. =)

Originally Posted by Hidden

This. O.O I've been missing out! Subscribed.

Awesome titles too. "Frosty the Weirdo," "Water Bottle Bomb Museum"... Love it. =)

You people just keep making my day.

02.09.2010

GIFfing Around (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Woke up with a few dreams, most of which I've forgotten. :/

In this dream, I was logged on to both Dream Views and Imageshack. I was locked in contest with some guy named Dave; we were seeing who coud either build or find the coolest gif movie on the internet. It started out light, with a few emotes, but it wasn't long before he was ramping it up. I was forced to build some of my own and add in matching sound. He responded likewise. At the end of it, we both had 30-minute-long files. Invader was there to judge, as well as a few other DV members. I believe Invader liked mine the best, but Loaf took Dave's side.

02.10.2010

Wood in the Sky Keeps Me Yearnin' (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Very vivid dream. I was on the campus of my local community college, chatting on some sort of modified IRC-based forum. There were a few people online, and I believe I was asking them about lucid dreaming, etc. Some of them went off to change avatars, or yak about the latest movies. One guy, though, kept talking with me. After a bit, I hung up and left. I walked outside; the sky was lit up in a beautiful sunset display, mostly blues and purples. A large, wooden block was floating in the sky...similar to what might be encountered in Super Mario Galaxy. I remember thinking that if only I were lucid, I would fly up and walk about the giant block. I stumbled about the dream scape, trying to get closer to the block...in the process, I got sort of stuck betweent this post and a big truck. After a bit of wiggling and sucking exhaust, I went around. The dream fades into fuzziness.

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02.10.2010

Pope-Fap and Banhurt (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Simple dream. I posted a comment in the "nodding smiley" thread a bit back about how we should have the pope fap emote. I came back to the thread, only to find that Banhurt had fixed and added it, along with many others. Hovering over the emote revealed a message such as: "Yet another emote fixed by Banhurt for Mario92."