Quote Originally Posted by CanisLucidus View Post
I'm sitting on the toilet with a laptop computer. I know that I cannot get off of the toilet until I complete the entire "Ultima" computer game series from beginning to end. Amazingly, I succeed, beating some nameless final boss. I'm overjoyed to finally be allowed off of the can. This all suddenly feels strange to me and I think about doing a reality check. But then I'm filled with fear that my sleeping body is back in bed, resting on a gigantic pile of poop. I say "I just cannot deal with that" and decide that I'd better not reality check after all.

OMG that's my favorite LMAO. I'm glad I'm not the only one to have toilet dreams!