Thread: Tell me about your love life

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I have had one girlfriend.
I didn't even really like her. I was 17 and she was 23 I think.
She was obsessed with me and it made it even worse. I could have probably liked her if she wasn't so intense.

I've had sex twice. Sort of. This is what I mentioned a while ago. I said that I have "sort of had sex" or something like that.
Kind of embarrassing, but I was drunk both times and I could get it up to save my life.
With the second girl I actually pleasured her, despite this fact lol She was Asian, so I guess that was enough haha

But yeah, I can't love anyone properly. The one girl I really love, I fucked that up by getting drunk and sending depressed txt messages.
The fucked up thing is she actually did like me before I became a retard during my awkward, anxious, depressed teenage years.
So I am sort of stuck not fully loving anyone else.

Mostly the girls who like me are the ones I don't like.

That's about it.

Oh and

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

Wow Dianeva, such a nice story!!

So sad and bleak in the beginning- it's obviously all wet and drippy in that 1st pic - so unpleasant!!

Very intriguing sexual fetish in the 2nd one though...

Which apparently brought joy into your drizzly life - evidenced by the vision of you materializing on the beach in what I assume was a beautiful lucid dream.

And such a lovely coaster - made by a child, or were you taking a ceramics class?

Then an X-Ray Nautiloid shell. Nice nostalgic journey to the past!

And then I see roses beginning to bloom. Might want to water the lawn though.

And finally we arrive at a nice dry landscape, bringing us full circle but you've now conquered the nasty moisture problem you were dealing with in the beginning.

Brilliant!! Thank you for sharing your triumph!!

this was fucking genius lol Thanks dark!

Lol my love life is 0....

.. I have gf's etc like any other normal person but I find it really hard to connect with someone really well, so its not often I find someone i can comfortably start a relationship with.

I have my fun, dont get me wrong. But it just doesn't satisfy me anymore, i want a relationship oh well.
lol

Originally Posted by tommo

I have had one girlfriend.
I didn't even really like her. I was 17 and she was 23 I think.
She was obsessed with me and it made it even worse. I could have probably liked her if she wasn't so intense.

I've had sex twice. Sort of. This is what I mentioned a while ago. I said that I have "sort of had sex" or something like that.
Kind of embarrassing, but I was drunk both times and I could get it up to save my life.
With the second girl I actually pleasured her, despite this fact lol She was Asian, so I guess that was enough haha

But yeah, I can't love anyone properly. The one girl I really love, I fucked that up by getting drunk and sending depressed txt messages.
The fucked up thing is she actually did like me before I became a retard during my awkward, anxious, depressed teenage years.
So I am sort of stuck not fully loving anyone else.

Mostly the girls who like me are the ones I don't like.

That's about it.

Oh and

this was fucking genius lol Thanks dark!

That's how I was the first time I had sex. I drunk as hell, and I was able to get it up, but I couldnt finish for the life of me. She kept looking to see if I had finished because she thought I was gay because I was listening to techno lol. I was like, im NOT gay, cuz she kept saying that lol. I think not finishing didnt help either. Worst first sex experience. Also, she was a pretty big girl. She wasn't like hella fat like my friend kept saying after, but she was bigger than I would prefer if I had been sober. Luckily I had beer goggles on, because I dont think she was that great either. Wort part is that my friend went to school with her, and he told her she took my V-card lol. I never saw her since though, which is good cuz I avoided a awkward moment.
Wow tommo, u sound just like me. I also ruined my chances with a chick cuz I kept calling her one tight when I was hella drunk and her friend answered and said she doesn't wanna talk. I wont even tell u about the time I went to house blacked out basically and started banging on her window at like 3 am lol. And that was during high school, so she was living with her parents. She had to drive me home that night and my parents were waiting for me and I got into a fight with my dad as i was shitfaced. Not a good night lol

My love life? Turbulent.
I had one long-term relationship, one pseudo-relationship and two romances.

What's my love-life been like? Nearly non-existant.

I've been through most of my life without getting talking to girls my age too often. I've often fantasized about what it would be like, based on references to reading books, watching movies, and looking at personal opinions from other people online. In my dreams, I've actually experienced kissing and having sex, which is quite contrary to my real-life situation, in which I've never done either. What a crazy life I'm living.

'...'

So far, it's been nothing but several first dates, from online sites, though I did have one second date. No kissing, no sex, just awkward small talk and goodbye hugs. Once I move to California, though, I expect to have a much more successful and rewarding social AND love life. I'm not even trying to look here anymore.

I'm trying to find Zelda and save her from Ganondorf and his demons, I'm only on like the first temple though.

The feeling of love is a lot like pain - a tight clenching of your heart by an unseen force your whole universe revolves around.

srsly

Originally Posted by Xox

The feeling of love is a lot like pain - a tight clenching of your heart by an unseen force your whole universe revolves around.

I don't think that's love, more like a medical emergency. =P
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I don't think this thread needed to be moved to The Lounge from the Ask/Tell Me About section. Or is that section only for specific queries? =/