hokay...
so i was driving home the other day when i say a policeperson on a bike behind me, signalling me to pul over, so i did.
off the bike hops this baheemoth policeman, who proceeds to my vehicle window and asks me to wind it down. so I do.
"Is this vehicle licensed" he ask's
"yeah mate," i reply "wadda ya want, i got scotch, whiskey, beer... the lot."
he did not think very funny of my mischievious wise-crack so, he replies
"oh! A smart ass eh'? Well ill have you kow anything you say can and will be help against you!"
so i replied...
"Tits!"
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