Thread: the guys rules

our rules arent that bad. and there are only 24 of them



i can only imagine how many women rules there are! i dont think they would fit in one topic.

Why most relationships fail.
Along with this thread.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Haha, good stuff freefire. Sekhmet, if you were even anything near approximating serious, you should sit back and rethink your life. You need more guy time.

Uh no. Epic fail.

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

*wipes my ass with the guy's rules*

Get

Originally Posted by Sekhmet

Um, no. I'm already well aware that most guys are decietful, women-hating, reptilian-brained, dickblisters who like to prove their definately not gay by prefering to hang out with "the guys" and spend the majority of the "guy time" hating women (whom they inexplicably expect instant, undeserved sexual attention from) while engaging in conceeded male posturing to see who has the smallestbiggest penis.

Back

Originally Posted by Xox

*Does the same*

To

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Why most relationships fail.
Along with this thread.

The

Originally Posted by Sekhmet

Uh no. Epic fail.

Kitchen.

Get back to slitting your wrists already, emo girl.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Get

Back

To

The

Kitchen.

Do you really want lady's that don't much care for you cooking your food? Not the wisest of things, really. Though, it does remind me that I once read in a book that female serial killers generally poisoned their victims as opposed to *ahem* male methods.

Originally Posted by Daeva

Do you really want lady's that don't much care for you cooking your food? Not the wisest of things, really. Though, it does remind me that I once read in a book that female serial killers generally poisoned their victims as opposed to *ahem* male methods.

Heres some topical evidence for the latter:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/200...t-45dbed5.html

And on their wedding anniversary! Girls are vicious!

Yeah, well the bitch is going to jail. For a long time.

*high five for sex crimes*

Actually most women are just as, if not more sexist and full of shit than a lot of us guys are. Feminism is in the same class as the very thing they are fighting against.

Originally Posted by ranma187

*high five for sex crimes*

Actually most women are just as, if not more sexist and full of shit than a lot of us guys are. Feminism is in the same class as the very thing they are fighting against.

Oh noez1!!1!11 Teh ebil feministz ar opprezzing the poor defenzlez menz by demand equal pay, equal rightz and safe exiztance away from teh domeztic violence!1!!!1!

"Most women"? "Most relationships"?

This thread is so full of generalisations and unjustified deductions that it's frightening.

Originally Posted by Sekhmet

Oh noez1!!1!11 Teh ebil feministz ar opprezzing the poor defenzlez menz by demand equal pay, equal rightz and safe exiztance away from teh domeztic violence!1!!!1!

Az wel az triiing 2 chanj teh wey I speekz!!!11!!
It's "mankind", live with it, bitch!

Don`t feminists know? Yelling just makes a man care less.

What men really want to hear is more cooking, less voting.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Az wel az triiing 2 chanj teh wey I speekz!!!11!!
It's "mankind", live with it, bitch!

lol wut?

I'm just speaking from experience. most women i know act this way.
My Aunt for example, was in a relationship with a really cool and nice dude - he got along with his own son and the rest of her family. One night him and my aunt had an argument. She Physically Assaulted him, his face was scratched, then She called the cops on him, he spends the night in a drunk drank and almost gets charged for assault, when he didn't do anything physical. how is that Equal rights?

Or how about something I read in the paper a few years ago. Some lady told some guy over the internet that her husband was abusive. She convinced the guy over the internet to kill her husband, who really wasn't an abuser.

How about the fact that Ted Bundy: a man who raped and killed probably hundreds of women, got love and marriage proposals from women everyday while he was awaiting execution.

This one girl in my home town complains how all men are dis honest liars. Then she gets a bf and sleeps with at least 3 other guys behind his back in the same week. i know this because i was friends with her sister. I even had a makeout with some girl at a bar, who's bf was also at the bar and wasn't looking.

I'm not saying all women are like this, but it certainly seems to be pop culture nowadays. so next time can it about stereoypes, 'cause guys fall into Sterotypes put forth by women as well.

Yes, man.

Human.

But it is correct. Every man was a women at one point in fetal development. They even have remnants of ovaries to prove it.

So men come from women.

Pwned.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

What men really want to hear is more cooking, less voting.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Yes, man.

Human.

But it is correct. Every man was a women at one point in fetal development. They even have remnants of ovaries to prove it.

So men come from women.

Pwned.

But Eve was made from Adam's rib!

Originally Posted by psychology student

But Eve was made from Adam's rib!

But the bible was written by a sexist bigot!

Everyone was sexist then? Its a human thing!

Originally Posted by psychology student

Everyone was sexist then? Its a human thing!

Actually, it's not.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Get
Back
To
The
Kitchen.

I'm not a feminist at all...but I WILL NOT stand for you being so degrading and sexist. It's disgusting...and I'm sick and tired of you spreading your negativity and "emo-ness" all over the forum. And so is the rest of the staff.

Keep it up, and you won't be here much longer. Fair warning.