Side-huggin'

**Black_Eagle** · 12-08-2009 04:48 AM

Notice the police sirens, how they get shot to death at the end, the repeated statement, "I'm a rough-rider," and the statement, "Fill me up with Christ's love."

**Sora** · 12-08-2009 04:49 AM

Wait, what? Is that some christian rap or what?

**CarmineEternity** · 12-08-2009 04:55 AM

Gimme dat Christian side hug!

**no-Name** · 12-08-2009 05:15 AM

**slayer** · 12-08-2009 05:34 AM

I'm not really sure what to think of this.

**Xedan** · 12-08-2009 05:42 AM

HAAAAAA!!! I'll make comments as I go.

If you front hug a person you get struck with a comma?

He is in a Christian gang? what is he referring to when he says "crew"?

Sooo... Rabis and Priests are whores?

Wait, has anyone actually seen Obama giving a fist bump? I honestly may have missed that, otherwise it was just racist.

I find the subtitles amusing. Are they really talking fast enough for those to be justified?

Did they mean married men can hug their wife or married men can hug anyone? because it seems like hugging when married would actually have worse effects that prior to marriage.

Did he call himself a "trick"? Does he know that a "trick" is the name given to those who hire prostitutes?

So Jesus didn't front hug, but they do have proof that he side-hugged?

black guys were just there so the white guys didn't really get shot I bet. Or the group thought them singing would have scared massive amounts of white Christians.

Now THAT was more fun than I've had in a while!

**Abra** · 12-08-2009 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by no-Name

**Replicon** · 12-08-2009 07:25 AM

They got one thing right - the Empire song should be played in more churches

**Universal Mind** · 12-08-2009 07:40 AM

Another good video for the Super WTF Thread. I don't want to post three in a row, but...

**hellohihello** · 12-09-2009 06:47 AM

So they're saying if I hug a girl from the side, I won't get a boner? Am I suppose to get a boner when I hug someone?

**grasshoppa** · 12-09-2009 07:21 AM

retarded.

**DeeryTheDeer** · 12-09-2009 10:16 AM

I voted for Christian rap, just because I think Christianity in general is harmful to our youth.

**Xedan** · 12-09-2009 02:37 PM

Plus Christian rap pushes stupid ideals on youth. Gangster rap is never telling you what to do unless it's about a dance. Now as role models a gangster is bad but so would be a serious Christian would be no better.

**Abra** · 12-09-2009 04:23 PM

ITT: Bitter atheists.

**Black_Eagle** · 12-09-2009 05:37 PM

This reminds me of that Southpark episode where they have an anti-smoking presentation that makes the boys want to smoke in order to avoid becoming like the presenters. I wouldn't doubt one bit that the way the anti-drug, anti-sex, and etc. movements paint themselves has the complete opposite effect on their cause.

It's not so much the Christian rap, but all "clean" lyrics that try to get the message across with "hardcore" instrumental qualities. Though, this is one of the worst I've seen.

**Odd_Nonposter** · 12-09-2009 09:34 PM

I couldn't watch it all.

**Xedan** · 12-10-2009 01:18 AM

This has made me smile all day just by thinking of it

**Catbus** · 12-10-2009 01:28 AM

I almost feel sorry for the guy at 2:57. I mean, I don't expect that much from Christian hip-hop in terms of lyricism or articulation, but his flow is just awful.

**ninja9578** · 12-12-2009 08:23 PM

Reminds me of when Cartman created a Christian Rock Band.

*front hugs Abra*

**Xedan** · 12-12-2009 08:24 PM

loved that episode.

"Uhm, well it sort of sounds like you love God"

"Well, doesn't everyone?"

**Xedan** · 12-12-2009 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Catbus

I almost feel sorry for the guy at 2:57. I mean, I don't expect that much from Christian hip-hop in terms of lyricism or articulation, but his flow is just awful.

yea, and it wasn't enough that it was slowed to the point of retardation, he also had to not keep rhythm

**Oneironaut Zero** · 12-12-2009 08:41 PM

Woooooooow...

Seeing the poll question, I already had my answer ready to vote...

...and then I watched the video...

...and now I'm confused.

...

Originally Posted by Replicon

They got one thing right - the Empire song should be played in more churches

Lmfao. Hilarious.

**ninja9578** · 12-13-2009 03:22 AM

Thanks to a friend at SF for this one

**Catbus** · 12-13-2009 03:03 PM

Also, was the guy with the white hat wearing boxer briefs on his head?

**Oneironaut Zero** · 12-13-2009 04:36 PM

LMFAO.

Ok, my faith in humanity has been (somewhat) restored.

It's clear, by the end of that video, that the whole thing is a joke. There's just no way that those two were for real, and would put that little skit in at the end...

...there's just no way...

/hope

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