Thread: Tell DV Your Sex Stories!!!

One night I tried to make Jake Gyllenhaal appear, but I got Kevin James (the fat guy from Mall Cop) instead, so I decided not to bother.

The next night I tried to make Russel Crowe appear as Gladiator, but I ended up in medieval battle field full of ugly, oafish barbarians fighting. I was looking at one of them and said 'that's not quite what I had in mind'...like a robot he stopped fighting, dropped his weapons, stripped of his clothes, took his helmet off and peeled his beard off and underneath it all he looked EXACTLY like Gladiator. Feeling very proud of myself we went to his place to get it on. The only problem was he was terrible in bed and had a tiny micro-penis.

All of my efforts to make him bigger and better failed and it was so boring I lost lucidity. The next thing I remember, just before I woke up, we were sitting having tea with his well to do, 21st century parents (he's still in his gladiator gear) and his Mum's making me feel like a complete slut.

Usually when I have lucid sex I try to corral multiple women, but in the effort I often stop paying attention to one and they change shape from when they started. The weirdest example of this was where I was banging two girls and one turned into plastic wrap....i woke up feeling very dirty and confused

^ I can totally imagine this happening to me

Once I had a dream in which I had my clit on my tongue. Unfortunately I was non-lucid and just stood in front of a mirror being afraid and wondering how I could make it go away. If only I had been lucid, I could have had the time of my life with ice-cream, corn on the cob, pomegranates and chocolate

Hahah that seems like an interesting dream. I don't think I've had any sexual deformities in any of my dreams.

Well, once I tried to give this girl a BJ but i guess she didn't want to... she threw my chihuahua at my dick and it put its whole mouth over my dick and bit it... im pretty sure i woke up. yeah it scared the crap outta me when he bit me, and it actually hurt in the dream!!

A BJ? To a girl?

I just had a dream where I wanted to have sex with these two girls, but my dad was sleeping on my bottom bunk. So we had to be quiet as to not wake my dad. Pretty bizarre, I don't want any sex dreams with family members present.

Oh and then I had sex. With both of them.

As long as he's only present but not ivolved, you can feel blessed

I'm a little ashamed to say that I have had sexual encounters with family members in dreams. Not my dad haha, but it's a little relieving to know other people have those awful dreams too.

Doing a zombie...

Ya, I was pretty disturbed after I woke up

But if zombie sex is wrong, why did it feel so right? (lol)

I've only had 5 sex dreams, and none of them have been one I am proud of...

I dove into a lake and came up and a beutiful life gaurd was in front of me in skin tight spandex holding me. All of a sudden she had no clothes on and i could breath under water. And you know the rest... Best dream ever.

Originally Posted by LUC1D

I'm a little ashamed to say that I have had sexual encounters with family members in dreams. Not my dad haha, but it's a little relieving to know other people have those awful dreams too.

Don't worry, your defiantly not alone. I've had some disgusting sexual dreams with family members. I wake up feeling so disturbed and sick feeling. A feeling I never get in real life.

I just had one not too long ago, but I wasn't very happy about it... my dream was me and some anonymous people were walking in a big snowy field (in place that looked like Alaska or something) toward a single building. When we went in the building it turned out to be some kind of medical place, with this very attractive girl doctor... we walked out and I became lucid and I was like how cool would it be to do something with that doctor?! so I ran back in the building and asked her to have sex lol... the thing is that after I was very disappointed that I wasted the first lucid dream I've had in months to do that... I could have been soaring over that Alaskian looking place's beautiful landscapes... or having some epic journey to some crazy new place I couldn't even imagine with some interesting dream characters, or creating whatever awesome stuff I wanted to experience... what a boring decision I chose compared to the endless possibilities of the imagination... DAMN HORMONES lol...

I've screwed multiple hot girls that I know in real life, cartoons, and just random hot girls.

Not really a porno dream, but I still remember when I was much younger and curious, I would practise making out with guys. I thought it was hilarious!

I had a bad dream a few years back where I was sitting & happened to look down where my willy was, only to find out I had been castrated! My penis had been cut off at the base & you could just sort of see the flesh in section, all red & gory above the pubic bone area.

I never did find out where the penis went.

Your dad probably had it.

Originally Posted by J.D.

Your dad probably had it.

Ha, Ha, that was funny! He helped make it.

Maybe I should incorporate this as a RC. E.g: check if my pink friend is still there.

I had the best sex dream I've had thus far. For starters, I didn't have sex with some fat old lady. And second, I actually was able to fully have sex with the person and not get interrupted. The dream involved me hooking up with Olivia wild in the back seat of a car that my parents were driving. I the fucked her for literally 5 seconds before I, well you know, and continued so she wouldn't know I finished inside her, but she could tell I did. The interesting thing was, my mom was in the front seat while I was having sex with her, but never once turned around. And second, after we had sex, we were magically walking down a metal spiral staircase and no longer in a car. I love dreams, especially ones like these lol.

I just had a dream that I was in a grocery store and when I became lucid I walked up and started doing the first girl I saw but everyone around us didn't notice so I ask one girl who worked there why she didn't notice and she said that she was trying to ignore us because she thought that I wouldn't want to touch her so I was like I can do you too so I ended up doing both of them and soe other girl who walked up. Also since there has been talk about sexual dreams with relatives later on in the dream I felt up my cousin and fingered her. Glad I'm not the only one who has had these.

I got a porno style bj followed by a 69 while fingering her bum hole then doggy style with a girl i know it was cool lol but i couldnt relly finish inside her like i wanted o well

I fucked a cyclops.

Why doesn't this thread have 5 stars next to its title?

Another sex dream. I need to get laid soon.