Thread: Steal the cookie off the person above you.

I throw a nude magazine out of my box and distract you. I take your cookie and preform CQC on you Metal Gear Solid style.

I role up the nude magazine and hit your hand with it. I grab the cookie and make a run for it.

I beat the shit out of you with a nine iron and leave you to bleed to death on the ground. My cookie.

I take Blupaba's bleeding body and chuck it at you and knock you down. I take the cookie and run.

I blow your head off with a shot gun. My Cookie!

I steal the shotgun and blow YOUR head off. It's mine now. 8D

So does that mean I died? D:

I go to the grocery store and buy a box of cookies. I don't need your frickin' cookie!

Originally Posted by Blupaba

I role up the nude magazine and hit your hand with it. I grab the cookie and make a run for it.

I grab the magazine and make a run for it!

having risen from the dead I set up a trip wire. you trip over it and I take your magazine. My nudie magazine!

I swing in form the rope and grab the magazine (and the cookie)

I drop a piano on your head. I eat the cookie and splooge all over the nudie magazine. Who wants?

I burn the magazine and when you go into shock I take the cookie.

I rise from the dead and hit you over the head with a frozen waffle. My cookie.

Because you're undead, and can't move fast, I walk up, take the cookie, and walk away

You're still walking as I sneak up and silently take it from you. My cookie! >D

I walk up to you and offer you a larger, tastier cookie in exchange for your cookie. My coo..... hey, wait a minute!

While conning Puffin, I steal the cookie, throw it on the ground, and step all over it smashing it into millions of little crumbs

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I glue the cookie back together and beat Armistice with it for breaking it

In the process of beating Armistice with it, you break the cookie (shouldn't have cheaped out on your glue). I pick up the pieces and eat the cookie (again) with a glass of milk. I then shit into a brown paper bag. The cookie is now a pile of my shit in a brown paper bag. Who wants?

I dose you with sleeping pills, then use my super-awesome restoration machine to restore the shit-cookie. I make a run for it.

as you're running, I stick out my leg, trip you, and catch the cookie in midair. I come to the realization that reality is a myth, and we're all stuck in a matrix, so I turn invisible, and start flying away.

I fire mah lazer and shoot you out of the sky. My cookie.

I hold your avatar in front of you, and it looks so delicious, you *nomnomnom* it. You drop the cookie and I steal it, making a run for it.

I dose you pure THC. You get a wicked case of the munchies and eat the reconstituted shit cookie.