iTHE FLOOR IS LAVA!

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-11-2011 01:00 AM

Remember playing that as a kid? That was so fucking fun.

**Xei** · 01-11-2011 01:14 AM

I preferred playing spies. Get from A to B unseen. I was pro. I constructed little decoy devices to help.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-11-2011 01:31 AM

I learned to jump from a sofa onto a table 20 feet away.
Take that, spy.

**Xei** · 01-11-2011 01:38 AM

I wore a sleeping bag upside down over my body and was a giant slug monster with pincers which could slide rapidly down stairs.

Take that, pogo.

**AURON** · 01-11-2011 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by Xei

I wore a sleeping bag upside down over my body and was a giant slug monster with pincers which could slide rapidly down stairs.

Take that, pogo.

I did the same thing with a blanket, but I was a battle tank.

**Burke** · 01-11-2011 01:59 AM

I played tag with paper airplanes. Well, not tag, more like dodgeball

Very surprisingly, no eyes were poked out.

I sound like a boring child compared to you guys, lol.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-11-2011 02:09 AM

I once reclined a chair while sitting on it, went to the edge, and jumped right onto a windowsill. Yup, just jumped onto the fucking windowsill.

**Abra** · 01-11-2011 10:55 PM

Let's see... If the floor was lava, I'd hop on the foot table and from there reach out for the chairs around the main table. From there, I could alternate the chairs to flip myself down the hallway and to the stairs, safely escaping the lava.

Oh. Not one of those threads. I see.

**Spartiate** · 01-11-2011 11:35 PM

My couch fort is lavaproof.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-12-2011 12:24 AM

All my couch-forts were lava-proof. That's the point of couch-forts, isn't it?

**Grod** · 01-12-2011 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Xei

I wore a sleeping bag upside down over my body and was a giant slug monster with pincers which could slide rapidly down stairs.

Take that, pogo.

holy fuck

The OPs post is internet repost after repost but god damn I forgot all ABOUT THAT SHIT

My friends and I used to have someone have to wear a sleeping bag upside down and be like "a slug monster" and we'd all fight him sortof

No one ever wanted to be the caterpillar...

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-13-2011 12:18 AM

This isn't a repost. I'm sure something liek it has been posted, but I just decided I wanted to discuss it one day.

**Armistice** · 01-14-2011 04:17 AM

I'd make forts with the sofa cushions, and would line the floor with my blankets and would also put every suffed animal in there. It was actually a decent size for an 8yo. Plenty of square footage

My bro and I would make weapons out of spare PVC pipe... usually guns or grenade launchers