Thread: Who/What were you in a Past Life?

John Lennon.

I was a velociraptor. Then after that I was Mark David Chapman.

Originally Posted by ♥Mark

Then after that I was Mark David Chapman.

He's still alive.

Originally Posted by Seroquel

He's still alive.

Your move, Lennon.

I was a cranberry soda back when they were still marketing those.

But I fell quickly to the rise of Dr Pepper

Probably a sloth or bear or something. Something lazy that sleeps a lot.

I was a velociraptor who ate triceratops.

I'm pretty sure I was a lizard of some type.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

I'm pretty sure I was a lizard of some type.

I was Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe's mistress. He had a huge penis. Just sayin'

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

I was Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe's mistress. He had a huge penis. Just sayin'

I don't understand.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

I was a triceratops but I got eaten by velociraptors :c

I'll share some more after you share yours!

I've been the helping hand of God all the way down, apparently. Lately, though, I find myself unable to recall whether this was all voluntary or not. . .

Wow, alot of reincarnated reptiles in here.

I was definitely a man. I keep dreaming that I switch my junk, and it's just a little too real and functional in the dreams to be a coincidence.

Originally Posted by Izrail

I don't understand.

It's that little thing dangling between your legs

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

It's that little thing dangling between your legs

Haha oh man.

So how do you know you were Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe's mistress? Your jaw still hurting?

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Haha oh man.

So how do you know you were Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe's mistress? Your jaw still hurting?

Ha, ha! Precisely. It's good to see we're both on the same page.

Originally Posted by Izrail

Ha, ha! Precisely. It's good to see we're both on the same page.

Well I was actually being serious.. his jaw may still be hurting. I was being concerned for him.

if this reincarnation thing was rue i would have been a soviet commander who got killed for believing in capitalism and democracy

I must have been a transcendentalist. But then I went back to society again (and hated everyone.) OH. Past life. Nevermind.

I was a Panda.

Originally Posted by ThePreserver

I must have been a transcendentalist. But then I went back to society again (and hated everyone.)

+like

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Haha oh man.

So how do you know you were Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe's mistress? Your jaw still hurting?

Because in another past life I was a monk who could see all his past lives.

I was a soldier in the English civil war. I was in my final battle and saw the terror in the face of a young girl hiding in bushes not far away. I threw my sword down and shouted at everyone to stop. Ironically her father ran me through with his sword. It was excruciatingly painful and it didn't take long for me to die. This is a true story from a genuine past life regression. Interesting point was that I relived the physical pain momentarily during the regression.

Originally Posted by mcwillis

I was a soldier in the English civil war. I was in my final battle and saw the terror in the face of a young girl hiding in bushes not far away. I threw my sword down and shouted at everyone to stop. Ironically her father ran me through with his sword. It was excruciatingly painful and it didn't take long for me to die. This is a true story from a genuine past life regression. Interesting point was that I relived the physical pain momentarily during the regression.