Thread: The most you've stuffed up at work?!

Thinking about sex on the sales floor, and having to run into the backroom.

My Work: Jobless

Biggest Mistake: Jobless

quality auditor for a manufacturing plant

...uh, i forgot my punch card like 3 times? meh, i never really made any big mess-ups. it's pretty hard to fuck up my job. as long as i do all the work i'm supposed to and write up and/or notify supervisors of any problems, i'm golden.

now if i consistently miss problems during my checks and don't catch bad stuff, that could be bad... but i'm pretty good at noticing bad stuff. it's a good job for me.

The fucked does stuffed up mean and what fucking country are you from?

(Told a boss to fuck sand)

Mkay, sweet.

Originally Posted by Carrot

My Work: Jobless

Biggest Mistake: Jobless

You can come work for me.

The only requirement is that you wear this maid outfit I have.

Accidently cloned a blank hard drive to a full hard drive. It was suppose to be the other way around -.-. But eh, got all the data back, so no big loss.

I worked as a baker for a fast-food place. It was snowing one morning when I came in, but I decided to bake a lot anyway, on the assumption that it wouldn't snow that much. A foot and a half of snow later I baked 500-600 bagels, and we had about 3 customers. We closed early. My goal was to have 100 bagels wasted daily, and that day I baked an excess of at least 540. I felt so bad that I bought about 90 bagels before leaving work.

Another time I burned 180 bagels in the oven. I was a terrible baker.

My first job, working at a 7-11.

One night, the tavern down the street caught fire (turned out to be deliberate later on to cover up a robbery) and I was watching it while I was cleaning up the parking lot. I even walked down the street a little bit.

In the morning my boss told me he saw me on the news. (oops)


Hardly the worst thing I've ever done, but one of the worst things I've done where I got caught.


Hmmm.....

I once ruined several thousand dollars worth of circuit boards from Motorola but it was an accident....I forgot to electroplate them with soft gold instead of hard gold.



At a watch company I sliced my hand open using a box cutter...I had only been at work for maybe 15 minutes. I have a three-inch scar on my hand that took something like 11 stitches to close.


So many things come to mind, though many I either didn't get caught for or they were the fault of someone else and I was the victim.

Originally Posted by slayer

You can come work for me.

The only requirement is that you wear this maid outfit I have.

To be a maid?

Or to cosplay as a maid?

There's a difference.

Originally Posted by Caenis

I worked as a baker for a fast-food place. It was snowing one morning when I came in, but I decided to bake a lot anyway, on the assumption that it wouldn't snow that much. A foot and a half of snow later I baked 500-600 bagels, and we had about 3 customers. We closed early. My goal was to have 100 bagels wasted daily, and that day I baked an excess of at least 540. I felt so bad that I bought about 90 bagels before leaving work.

Another time I burned 180 bagels in the oven. I was a terrible baker.

90 bagels?

I doubt you finished it. Even if you did, it must felt miserable eating all those excessive bagel down.

Originally Posted by melanieb

At a watch company I sliced my hand open using a box cutter...I had only been at work for maybe 15 minutes. I have a three-inch scar on my hand that took something like 11 stitches to close.

The scar felt painful just to think about. It probably still leaves a mark on your skin.

Originally Posted by Carrot

The scar felt painful just to think about. It probably still leaves a mark on your skin.

It's still quite visible, and if I stretch my hand out I can feel the tight skin pulling there.



It's nowhere near as big as the scar on my leg, though that one is less visible. That required staples but it healed much better.

Originally Posted by melanieb

It's still quite visible, and if I stretch my hand out I can feel the tight skin pulling there.



It's nowhere near as big as the scar on my leg, though that one is less visible. That required staples but it healed much better.

I have a scar on my forehead. Happened when I was around 5 or younger. Someone was trying to spit at me so I ran and bang my head against the sharp edge of the table. I had to stitch it up but it didn't bother me one bit. I can still feel the lump on my head where the scar stays.

Head wounds bleed so much! I hate them!


I used to have scars on my temples from where a St. Bernard picked me up as a baby but they've faded out.


Anyway, back to work....one time my coworker and I went up into the upper levels of the building, above the ceiling tiles, and we freaked out some of our coworkers.

The manager wasn't happy with us.

Originally Posted by Carrot

To be a maid?

Or to cosplay as a maid?

There's a difference.

Both. But mostly the cosplaying part.

Well, my job is my two kids. My biggest mistake remains to be seen. I'm sure it will be revealed in the years of therapy they'll need as adults.