Thread: Just for a minute.

Why can't just one thread NOT get elephant stomped?


Damn Spart for starting that nonsense.

Haha XD...

I'd make the long grass whistle a tune on their own, each with a tiny voice in harmony with their neighbor. I'd then bring the clouds down closer to the earth, and shrink them to a suitable size (perhas the sizes of cars). I'd fly around these earthly clouds and finish it off by triggering a vibrant sunset.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Why can't just one thread NOT get elephant stomped?


Damn Spart for starting that nonsense.

I agree. Be creative with your thread failures.



I AM ONLY KIDDING.

Air soft guns with my brother... hide in taller grasses and snipe him with cheap pellet guns. Make my way to a forest somewhere outlining the field and have a gun fight there.

I'd fall back onto the soft grass and gaze up into the piercing blue sky, watching the clouds swiftly morph from shape to shape. Then my feet would start to lift up first and I'd begin to float, feet-first into the air, watching the earth below me grow smaller and smaller until I righted myself and found myself on a black-sand beach...

I would sit down and read a good Terry Pratchett book.

Another one of mine would be to lay in the grass and bathe in the sun. I haven't done that in a long time...

Book's a good idea, but I dunno what it'd be...

You must have a wicked WPM rating, to read a whole book in a minute! :0

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Why can't just one thread NOT get elephant stomped?


Damn Spart for starting that nonsense.

You know damn well it's for the good of off-topic.

*strokes elephant*

I'd take hold of the ground and turn the Earth inside-out and wrap it around the sun. I'd bring the moon inside and set it to rotate around the sun. Then I'd put the inside-out earth in the middle of a six-dimensional, multi-coloured, dead tree with a circle of thrones next to it.

I'd think outside the box, leave the field, and go and get a beer at the local bar/pub, and relax.

I'd charge my laser, only to be stopped by mama luigi. It would result in an epic battle and I'd fire my laser and destroy the field.

Originally Posted by psychology student

I'd think outside the box, leave the field, and go and get a beer at the local bar/pub, and relax.

Why not summon up a pub?

Originally Posted by DreamGlimpse

Why not summon up a pub?

The beer won't taste as good.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Why can't just one thread NOT get elephant stomped?


Damn Spart for starting that nonsense.

That picture amuses me.

Originally Posted by Abra

You must have a wicked WPM rating, to read a whole book in a minute! :0

Having super-speed helps. I'm averaging about 500 WPM these days.

Originally Posted by Underenigma

That picture amuses me.

That's nice.

Drop acid.

You're going to drop acid, CB? I thought you liked the stuff... well, maybe its good you're giving it up. For health reasons.

or...

You're going to drop acid, CB? I thought that stuff was expensive... I'd hold onto it if I did acid. But thats just me.

i'd bring my boy friend and my friend roger and his girlfriend estrella and we'd turn up some music and dance like crazy. and i'd freeze time so it'd never have to end

i'd like that.

Originally Posted by Aspir

You're going to drop acid, CB? I thought you liked the stuff... well, maybe its good you're giving it up. For health reasons.

or...

You're going to drop acid, CB? I thought that stuff was expensive... I'd hold onto it if I did acid. But thats just me.

Heh, don't get smart with me, young man.

And I've maintained my tradition of using it, and no short term effects have been noticed. I'm still the same old me. Long term? I'll let you know.

I would never drop drop it! It isn't that expensive but very hard to find!

Unless you're in a magical field, that is.

summon the munchkins in my head and turn the whole field into Oz, then follow the yellow brick road to the nearest pub

I'd probably fight Cell, to pass the time.