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Thread: Super WTF Thread
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02-25-2012 12:17 AM #676Banned
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Chopping my fucking finger off!
Chopping my fucking finger off!
Awesome!
So anyway, I’m cutting this piece of paper on Friday with an X-acto knife when all of a sudden I see the side of my finger sitting there on the table? I looked at it and thought “Why aren’t you on my hand anymore?” The arrogant piece of finger just stared back at me like “What are you gonna do about it?”
Touché finger piece, you win this one.
Share this or don't, I don't care.
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02-25-2012 12:43 AM #678Banned
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Naw...I was searching for "I hate your loud music" while my son played his band instrument and found that site.
Kinda sounds like something I might say if it had happened to me.
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02-25-2012 01:24 AM #679Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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rofl melanieb, what?
so that's not your finger? crazy ass
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03-02-2012 06:46 AM #680Banned
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Okay, so I was driving on south Lamar today and I passed this guy who was standing on the pedals of his bike and he was shaking his booty and pelvic thrusting as he traveled north along the road. I thought, WTF?!
So now I am home and I Googled it...and I found this other WTF thing.
Is this a fad now?
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03-02-2012 08:42 PM #681Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Pretty sure I won't be jumping on that bandwagon
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03-03-2012 12:13 AM #682
Their pants are so cool
“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”- James Dean.
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04-09-2012 05:57 AM #683157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
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04-09-2012 06:08 AM #684Banned
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From: Cold Stone Creamery!
You know what I like even better than overly-complicated ice cream with tons of shit in it? Overly-complicated ice cream prepared on a dirty table. And if you could make the whole excruciating experience take about 20 minutes, that would be fantastic.
You know what, don’t even use the scoops. Seriously, just get your filthy hands right in there. I want to see my ice cream squeeze between your disgusting fingers like pus flowing from a boil. Fuck it, just throw the whole mess on the floor and stir it up with your penis.
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04-19-2012 06:05 AM #685
Not all that strange, but this thread needs kept alive
157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
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04-20-2012 07:42 PM #686Banned
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And just for fun...
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04-26-2012 01:01 AM #687
157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
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04-26-2012 01:29 AM #688Banned
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04-26-2012 02:51 AM #689
157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
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04-26-2012 03:11 AM #690Banned
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04-26-2012 04:17 AM #691Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Good job man, that was a super wtf incarnate
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04-26-2012 05:59 AM #692Banned
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04-26-2012 07:09 AM #693Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Hhhahaaaaa
I ain't clicking it
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04-26-2012 09:35 AM #694
This ones kinda serious
157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
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04-26-2012 02:11 PM #695Banned
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i've just now noticed how awesome you are, i wonder if anyone else in here recognizes it
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04-26-2012 02:43 PM #696Half Vulcan
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-sigh- My mother went to the japanese penis festival... And she has a souvenier candy penis that she obtained while there. Why she took the liberty of informing me of this... I do not know.
Originally Posted by melanieb
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04-27-2012 06:17 PM #697Banned
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04-27-2012 07:15 PM #698Member
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Move to 3:50 in this video and patiently wait till the end...
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04-27-2012 07:20 PM #699Banned
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lol!!! that was awesome
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04-27-2012 07:31 PM #700Member
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The funny thing is he actually is a self-professed magician and not of the kind that does tricks. Its pretty cool that he doesn't take himself too seriously.
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