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    1. 06-28-2009 01:48 AM #26
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kiza View Post
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      Go to a bar and dress up as a TIGER. Women like tigers, right?
      That's a VERY good idea. I think i will try it and post the results later!
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      I'm guessing those intergalactic storm cloud monster bugs come out of sacred energy vortex angel gate medicine wheels.
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    2. 06-28-2009 02:20 AM #27
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      Kiza, I followed your advice and created a skin suit, but not just from one* person**. Anyway, I left the hot glue gun on for too long.

      [Now we're burning. I can't stop it. I've taught you how to stop it, so it's up to you] to call the fire department. But I suppose I should clean up all this blood first.

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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    3. 06-28-2009 02:22 AM #28
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      I've got the solution.

      More. Hot. Glue.
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    4. 06-28-2009 07:14 AM #29
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      Girls like my eyes so I look them in the eye. What happens when a girl doesn't like my eyes?
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    5. 06-28-2009 07:14 AM #30
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      Cut THEIR eyes out.

      It is the only way.
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    6. 06-28-2009 07:19 AM #31
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      Here's a good one. How do I kiss a girl?
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    7. 06-28-2009 07:21 AM #32
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      I got this one, Kiza.

      Use your lips. They love it when you use your lips.
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    8. 06-28-2009 07:23 AM #33
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      Really?

      I have been kissing the wrong way.
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    9. 06-28-2009 07:23 AM #34
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      What do I do with my lips?
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    10. 06-28-2009 07:24 AM #35
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      I got this one, Kiza.

      Use your lips. They love it when you use your lips.
      WRONG WRONG WRONG

      You need to get your toes involved when you kiss. ;D

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    11. 06-28-2009 07:31 AM #36
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      kiza,

      what's a foolproof way of covertly finding out if a chick is really a transvestite?
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    12. 06-28-2009 07:52 AM #37
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      Lift her skirt.
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    13. 06-28-2009 07:55 AM #38
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      No, no, NO. Do not, in any circumstances, lift her skirt. She might get enraged, like some kind of bull, and charge you.

      Just accidentally slip your hand under her panties, like you are reaching for a peanut. If you DO find a peanut, you have found a transexual.
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      What do I do with my lips?
      Should I start singing like Michael Jackson?
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      Should I start singing like Michael Jackson?
      too soon.

      Well shellyboof bishop isn't going to let you over-egg this pudding!



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    16. 06-28-2009 09:38 AM #41
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      Should I start singing like Michael Jackson?
      No.

      No you should not.
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    17. 06-28-2009 05:45 PM #42
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      But he's so talented, won't they think I'm talented too!?
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      Kiza, I am in a relationship. What is your advice?
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    19. 06-29-2009 01:27 AM #44
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      Digivolve, so you are in two relationships.
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    20. 06-29-2009 03:11 AM #45
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      Kiza, I want to be in Abra's relationship.

      What do I do?
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      You know the Candiru fish? It's the one that burrows into peoples genitals when you're pissing in a river in the Amazon or something. It's fucking creepy. Just think of yourself as that fish, and as Abra's relationship as genitalia. Maybe the river is the dating scene, and the Amazon is all the women in the world or something.

      Anyway, what I'm really trying to say is be a genital-burrowing fish, do that.
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      I think that I should have called someone more qualified.

      Like slayer.
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    23. 06-29-2009 04:58 AM #48
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      I'm qualified, you bucket of slime. It's not my fault you can't burrow properly.
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      Kiza, I've been using the skin suit with much success. My partner seems to have a skinsuit and hot glue fetish. The problem now is that there appears to be a genital-attacking fishman of some sort trying to burrow a hole through my Frankenpenis.

      I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF.
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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    25. 06-29-2009 05:41 AM #50
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      I think our advice collided, Abra.



      Amongst other things.
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