Thread: There is a fucking ant crawling up the back of my thigh and maybe into my shorts

Find a way to remove it, if all else fails ask dreamviews.

Originally Posted by Tarsier

I think you lied about this whole thing. There is no way someone could have flicked 3 times and missed.

I didn't miss. It just kept coming back, no lie.

Eyyoshi, this is no time for self-referential advice. Internet is srs business. >:U

I'm pretty sure it's gone now. Chances are it's somewhere in the carpet, unless it did find its way into my genitalia.

QUICK, CHECK YOUR GENITALIA!!!i

And give us pictures, so we can, you know, make sure the ant isn't there.

If all else fails and it lays eggs, punch yourself in the womb repeatedly, lest you give birth to this.

No! Don't listen to him, give birth to that. I want to be it's godfather.

Jump into a fucking pool of acid. That'll get it.

Have you tried strapping yourself to the seat of your spaceship and then pressing the air lock button to force the ant out of the craft and then firing up the rocket thrusters so as to blast it into the depths of space?

Well morally you would have to eat it if you kill it..so i say go put it outside.

But actually you can kill it since its invading you and trying to bite you and stuff...so just blast it with a flamethrower or whatever,

I disagree that you should kill it if there is an alternative unless you plan to eat it. Ants are a great source of protein.

Just ask Les Stroud.

I see you allowed yourself to birth the ant/human hybrid. And you named it Abren. I demand to be made it's godfather.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

I see you allowed yourself to birth the ant/human hybrid. And you named it Abren. I demand to be made it's godfather.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually I did lol.

Well, if it did get into your genitalia, you could always get a friend to help you drown it out.

It's too late. It already seeded her womb. The hybrid is already born.

Can we use it as an energy source?

Where there is one ant, there are thousands you do not see. You are about to be majorly attacked.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Where there is one ant, there are thousands you do not see. You are about to be majorly raped.

Originally Posted by dorpis

Hey, thats a male ant thats going in your genitalia, man. The queen is the only female....and she's in the center of the colony.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Ahahaha.

You can get the ant off you and keep the thing alive, if you wish. All you must do is saw your leg off. This is assuming it's low enough. I would not recommend cutting any higher than your thigh.