Thread: Rock Paper Scissors

A simple forum game. One person posts an image, the next person posts a counter to that image. Posting Chuck Norris is strictly prohibited. Keep it fun and creative ;P

And for the record, Chuck Norris can be beaten.

Originally Posted by slayer

And for the record, Chuck Norris can be beaten.

Thats why hes prohibited

How does that beat mine?

Damn, this game was fun.

Before the mods infract me with necroposting, I'm bumping with relevant content. Long live the game!

Sniper takes out Will Smith

Originally Posted by Mario92

Before the mods infract me with necroposting, I'm bumping with relevant content. Long live the game!

Actually, I almost necro'd this thread, just before I came back on staff. I'd decided against it, though. Thanks for doing it.


Invisible Woman contains napalm blast in a force field.

I was awoken from the dead

napalm kills it with fire



this place is....different.

My pleasure.

Wonder Woman beats the hell out of the Invisible Woman in a glorious, oddly sexy catfight.

Nothing odd about that!



Batman makes Wonder Woman's toes curl, and puts her to sleep.

(They got a thing going on, ya know. )

The Joker gets Batman!

Being about the only person close enough to the Joker to exploit him, Harlequin clocks him over the head with a comically-large mallet.

The clownbox takes back the clown, trapping her there forever!

Stephen Smale uses topology to turn the cube inside out and free its contents.

Heart attack claims the life of Stephen Smale.

Necromancer brings dead back to life.

The necromancer accidentaly summons Satan, which ofcourse obliterates his puny ass!

Scientific enquiry ascertains nonexistence of necromancers satan.

This book here says otherwise.

Carl Sagan begs to differ.

Entropy ultimately causes loss of structural cohesion of Carl Sagan.

Originally Posted by Xei

Entropy ultimately causes loss of structural cohesion of Carl Sagan.

I wish this wasn't SB so I could thank that post. Best laugh I've had all day.

Unfortunately, Stephen Hawking proposes a new theory which determines that the entropy of 20th century astronomers is constant.

Unfortunately, a short circuit in Hawking's onboard computer not only disables vocal communication, but also causes the chair to become sentient and kidnap the professor.

Fellow physicist Roger Penrose types 'this statement is a lie' into chair.

O BY THE WAY DID U KNO STEPHEN HAWKING IS FRM MY UNIVERSITY AND I KNO SOME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT HIM FEEL FREE TO ASK SOMETIME!!!

SOMETIMES I GO TO THE BUILDING WHERE HE HANGS OUT.

(truth)