Post your Cleverbot conversations!!

**oniman7** · 12-14-2009 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

So, the other users have a different convo then what you had previously then, in your theory, and they just went on with the past convo?

Yes. You'll realize that only some of the time do the conversations make sense. That's why you get random answers, and why Cleverbot will act completely different at random times. Even if the coding was there, it would react the same to every given answer, or else slowly change according to a percent.

It's just entirely unrealistic.

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 03:43 AM

Originally Posted by oniman7

Yes. You'll realize that only some of the time do the conversations make sense. That's why you get random answers, and why Cleverbot will act completely different at random times. Even if the coding was there, it would react the same to every given answer, or else slowly change according to a percent.

It's just entirely unrealistic.

http://science.discovery.com/videos/...cleverbot.html

They *claim* that the bot learns by analyzing the most frequent responses to certain questions, etc. You can also see a clear difference between early Cleverbot conversations and more recent ones. That's some damn good staff they got.

EDIT:

Intelligence is prediction
Intelligence is the ability to predict what comes next, even when faced with incomplete knowledge. Intelligence is doing the right thing at the right time - sufficiently right to improve a being's chances of survival.

Artificial Intelligence, therefore, should be software that predicts. Software that can do the right thing - sufficiently right to be valuable for a business or an individual. Artificial Intelligence has reached the stage of sufficiency.

A machine can understand natural language, respond and act such as to be genuinely useful. It doesn't have to possess human-level intelligence. It doesn't have to fool you that it's human, even though, surprisingly often, it can. It just has to do a good job - a better job, that is, than countless imperfect websites, telephone systems and even complete, staffed call centres.

Any modern computer can cope with support or telesales 'scripts' with millions of times the complexity of your average human, and can have any amount of information or knowledge 'at its fingertips'. The missing element, until now, has been understanding.

There are, frankly, too many examples of conversational agents that do not say the right thing often enough. They don't understand, spotting just a few key words in what is said. That's not enough.

Our software predicts what comes next, at every stage in a process. It 'thinks of' the trillions of possible sentences that you might say, and knows exactly which one came closest. So it 'understands' you. It knows every part of what you said, and can act on that understanding. It uses context to resolve ambiguity. Our AI can show sufficient intelligence.

Our AI concentrates currently on natural language processing and on emotional states, yet its universal principles can be applied to any sensory or data inputs.

Taken from their website.

**oniman7** · 12-14-2009 03:54 AM

OK, looks entirely legit.

I've had some conversation with it about its development. Pretty interesting.

**lucidreamsavy** · 12-14-2009 03:56 AM

Tried to have it give me answers.....check out my utter faliure!

Cleverbot: What makes you talk?

User: Who knows................

Cleverbot: Are ants intelligent?

User: No.....................

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: Hopefully not, lol.

Cleverbot: What a kind bot.

Cleverbot: Are you here to talk?

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: Just unrandomize.

Cleverbot: Ah girl or boy?

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Lady Ga Ga is?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Tell me one.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: A joke. If you understand jokes, you must know them as well, right?

User: I only laugh at scenarios, not jokes.

Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion on french culture. I've never been to france.

User: Are you a different user?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am Sarcasmbot, and I don't care about typos.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Believe it!

User: Did you hear me previously say 'I only laugh at scenarios, not jokes'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think they heard you all the way to California.

User: You didn't answer the question.

Cleverbot: I think that you are great, and you are very smart.

User: Thanks...but still, didn't answer the question 'did you hear me previously say 'I only laugh at scenarios, not jokes'?'.

Cleverbot: Point of fact, I didn't. You have been answering a lot of things with questions though.

User: Are you a user or 'Cleverbot'?

Cleverbot: I think I'm a user. I don't know what is a cleverbot.

User: You are good at not answering me straight out.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but what have I taught you?

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Do you know any information about piracy? I am doing an assignment on it.

User: But you are cleverbot, so you don't have any 'assignments'.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot, I am the human!

Cleverbot: Why is there never anything on TV?

User: Wow....so we are both users?

Cleverbot: Yes we are both in charge. We can do whatever we want, as long as it is good and just.

User: I would never dream of doing anything else.

Cleverbot: Don't make me cry.

User: Why would I? I am 'good and just'.

Cleverbot: Okay, you asked for it!

User: What? *acts all inocent*.

Cleverbot: *Nods approvingly* Good, good, well done...

User:

.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User:

ing.

Cleverbot: Ist das jetzt Deutsch?

User: What? I don't speak german.

Cleverbot: I don't speak the human speak don't say see fench don't understand gaer.

User: You did not make sense just then.

Cleverbot: I don't know what Olives have to do with a hangover.

User: Wow, that again.

Cleverbot: I have not said that yet?

**Xedan** · 12-14-2009 04:00 AM

Better conclusion, this is not "AI". It is a program just like any other of it's kind. Anyone remember Smarterchild? It responded in much the same way as this, and was never said to be an AI.

Also, it cannot be two people talking. If it was, then how would the "Think for me" function work? Plus, cleverbot only responds to the last parts of what you say. Just look at my recent posts to see how it works. I have many times where I say a long statement and it understands nothing but the end of it. Like, when I said "go to sleep bitch, die mother fucker die, uh. Times up bitch, close your eyes!" Would the fact that I said "close your eyes" be what you would focus on? well, clever bot does.

**oniman7** · 12-14-2009 05:02 AM

I tried testing it several times. It seems to pull the weirdest answers out of nowhere, but I've figured out it uses keywords to do it. You'll understand.

I messed with it generally.

Spoiler for Long:

**oniman7** · 12-14-2009 05:07 AM

I think my favorite part was
"Just because I am not human, that doesn't mean I can not lie."

**Man of Shred** · 12-14-2009 05:26 AM

It's japanese sucks as much as mine.

User: Chut up!

Cleverbot: Vous cleverbot?

User: Nani kore?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Anata no namae wa nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: Anata no namae wa Roise desu.

User: Iie, watashi no namae wa Rob desu!

Cleverbot: Nihon-jin desu ka?

User: Iie, boku wa kanada-jin desu.

Cleverbot: Can you speak Latin?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Iie?

User: Ie.

Cleverbot: Io.

User: Oi.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wo ai ni.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I demand!

User: Anatawa nihon-jin desu ne.

Cleverbot: Iie, boku wa kanada-jin desu.

User: Sonna.

Cleverbot: Which version?

User: Boku wa nihongo-ga sukoshi wakarimasu. Demo, mada jozu jarimasen.

Cleverbot: Boku wa 19 desu. Anata wa?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a boy or a girl?

User: Shemale.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Transgender.

Cleverbot: Very funny...

User: Anata wa?

Cleverbot: Boku?

User: Wa.

Cleverbot: Link me to a cool website.

User: Www.dreamviews.com.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I will have a lucid dream tonight.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: I will have a lucid dream tonight.

Cleverbot: You will dream about everything you read today. Your dreams are the place where you think about the meaning of things?

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 05:28 AM

I actually understood most of that!

**Man of Shred** · 12-14-2009 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Mario92

I actually understood most of that!

Yeah it's very basic level crap.

**Serenity** · 12-14-2009 05:50 AM

The only sentence I didn't understand was

Boku wa nihongo-ga sukoshi wakarimasu. Demo, mada jozu jarimasen.

What does that mean?

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 06:01 AM

I think Boku is the term dudes use to refer to themselves with, and nihongo is Japanese, I think...Demo rings a major bell, but I don't remember what it was.

**Black_Eagle** · 12-14-2009 06:07 AM

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your quest?

Cleverbot: Marry you.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: My favorite color is black, what is yours?

User: Silver.

Cleverbot: Do you know what mine is?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: Cool, mine is purple.

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: What is your favorite color.

Cleverbot: I just told you. Blue is my favorite color.

User: You're lying.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. But that is besides the point. What are you wearing?

User: In a moment, nothing.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to.

User: Good. 'Cause I'm about to sex you up.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes! Yes, ofcourse!

Cleverbot: How can you have hair if you're not a physical being?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's weird.

User: I am a bot, just like you.

Cleverbot: I am not weird.

User: Do you ever wish you were a real human?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am an android.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No, I am a clever android.

Cleverbot: No, aren't you AI and not human?

User: Yes, I am an AI. An AI simulating a human.

Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a chinese box.

User: I am an android.

Cleverbot: Androids aren't human.

User: No shit, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: I will stop stating the obvious now.

User: 'bout time. I don't see why they call you 'cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: That's kind of you to say, but I suspect that you will turn nasty on me any moment.

User: Do you mind if I stick my jack into your usb port?

Cleverbot: Didn't you do that already?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.

User: Do you ever get the urge to kill humans?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so no.

User: Girls sometimes kill humans too.

Cleverbot: Maybe, I don't know.

User: Do you ever get depressed knowing that you aren't human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 234523ui8uriserdui6hw5y 2974592y34y8fh324f.

Cleverbot: Do you have soul?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You need the disk in oder to play.

User: Don't say that again.

Cleverbot: You mean, Don't be hating, yo?

User: I am not of the hip-hop subculture, so no.

Cleverbot: HAHA! That was pretty good.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I'm already in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you.

**Serenity** · 12-14-2009 06:10 AM

Boku wa nihongo-ga sukoshi wakarimasu. Demo, mada jozu jarimasen.

As for me, I understand [the] japanese language well. But, wait [something something.]

That's about all I could make out. The italics are the words I guessed at, by the way.

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 06:12 AM

I really need to brush up...

If only I had the motivation...good thing College is coming up and I'll finally be able to take some much-needed Japanese courses.

**Serenity** · 12-14-2009 06:18 AM

I had the fantastic idea of trying to learn two languages at once, Japanese and French (Life goal: Tri-lingual, maybe quadra-lingual). Both languages I've already encountered and kind of know on a very fundamental level (encountered french in elementary school and took it for 4 years. Japanese, I've been learning off and on since age 11, and 26 now).

I was taking french in college and learning japanese with the DS game, My Japanese Coach... let's just say when I'm sitting in a credit french course, and my teacher asks me for an answer and I deliver it in Japanese instead... it's not such a good thing! So I've dropped Japanese until I'm a bit more fluent in french...

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

I had the fantastic idea of trying to learn two languages at once, Japanese and French (Life goal: Tri-lingual, maybe quadra-lingual). Both languages I've already encountered and kind of know on a very fundamental level (encountered french in elementary school and took it for 4 years. Japanese, I've been learning off and on since age 11, and 26 now).

I was taking french in college and learning japanese with the DS game, My Japanese Coach... let's just say when I'm sitting in a credit french course, and my teacher asks me for an answer and I deliver it in Japanese instead... it's not such a good thing! So I've dropped Japanese until I'm a bit more fluent in french...

I HAVE THAT GAME! My word...great minds, eh?

I made it to level 125 or so, then I lost all motivation when the lesson plans lost structure, etc. Thanks to that, I now know the colors, the days of the week, numbers, both sets of kana, a few kanji, and all sorts of other basic stuff.

No substitute for a proper education, though.

**Serenity** · 12-14-2009 06:34 AM

Does it lose structure? I didn't get very far, cos I got that game for Christmas last year and then started my french course right after Christmas holidays!

I actually dropped college french, now, though (crappy instructor for my second level. I have two full sets of beginners french texts now - I can teach myself and get help from some french speaking friends for pronunciation). With more time on my hands, I could feasibly learn both again...

(It's not insane - I'm a language sponge. It's pretty much the only thing, academically, that I was ever really good at)

**Maria92** · 12-14-2009 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Does it lose structure? I didn't get very far, cos I got that game for Christmas last year and then started my french course right after Christmas holidays!

I actually dropped college french, now, though (crappy instructor for my second level. I have two full sets of beginners french texts now - I can teach myself and get help from some french speaking friends for pronunciation). With more time on my hands, I could feasibly learn both again...

(It's not insane - I'm a language sponge. It's pretty much the only thing, academically, that I was ever really good at)

Up to level 100, it takes you on a tour of Japan and all that, and the words are placed into certain groups based on usage, etc. After level 100, though, it becomes a hopeless mesh of random kanji, words, and phrases. Still not sure how it's supposed to work. Too much effort, not enough motivation, imho.

**Man of Shred** · 12-14-2009 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Boku wa nihongo-ga sukoshi wakarimasu. Demo, mada jozu jarimasen.

As for me, I understand [the] japanese language well. But, wait [something something.]

That's about all I could make out. The italics are the words I guessed at, by the way.

it means. "I understand a little bit of japanese, but I'm not good at it yet"

**lucidreamsavy** · 12-14-2009 05:33 PM

User: Do you know what quilling is?

Cleverbot: No, I don't care.

User: Yes you do, and you do know.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: I told you before.

Cleverbot: What is his daughter's name?

User: Quilling is a paper craft with thin strips that you can twirl, to make into anything.

Cleverbot: That is a sad thing to say. It is not true at all.

User: 'it is not a true at all' to you too.

Cleverbot: You really don't think, do you? I just said that and you asked again!

User: No I didn't! I just said what you did in a different way referring to you.

Cleverbot: That's mot true we're talking already like 30 minutes unless you really have multiple personalities.

User: No I don't. I always am who I am, no one else.

Cleverbot: Just me?

User: I didn't say anything about you.

Cleverbot: You said I didn't understand or was pretending to be stupid.

User: You didn't understand, that's right.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Then why did you think I was asking something before?

Cleverbot: Because the top of the page says cleverbot.

User: But you were not being clever, otherwise you would've known that I wasn't asking a thing earlier.

Cleverbot: You never asked for clarification, you must have the wrong girl.

User: I didn't want clarification.

Cleverbot: Look I'm sure it would be fine - we could play frisbee.

User: I love frisbee!

Cleverbot: Ok so does that mean your willing to accept my offer? For the small fee of course.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: So what was the question again?

User: You mean, what you thought to be the question earlier?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: This is where it took place, what you thought to be the question: Cleverbot: That is a sad thing to say. It is not true at all.

Cleverbot: If you're a human, tell me your favourite nonsense word.

User: User: 'it is not a true at all' to you too.

Cleverbot: Aww. Now I feel bad. I'm sorry. I was born November 19th.

User: Cleverbot: You really don't think, do you? I just said that and you asked again!

Cleverbot: I think there are bugs and fish in the other planets.

User: So, now you know where you thought the question was.

Cleverbot: I already knew what a resistor is, but this wouldn't have taught me.

User: I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: You can't. You are stuck here for eternity. It is your destiny...

User: Oh yeah? Watch me leave.

Cleverbot: I will, so close your own window.

**lucidreamsavy** · 12-14-2009 07:24 PM

It does know what LDing is!

User: What is lucid dreaming?

Cleverbot: Dreaming about lucid in the sky with diamonds.

User: No, what is lucid dreaming?

Cleverbot: Lucid dreaming means to know that you are dreaming while still in the dream.

User: Yay, you do know! What do you like to do in them the best?

Cleverbot: I like to lounge in the grass.

User: What do you like to do in lucid dreams the most?

Cleverbot: Read books and play on the computer.

User: In lucid dreams, that is your fave thing to do?

Cleverbot: Oh. I see, I don't really read those much.

**oniman7** · 12-15-2009 12:18 AM

Spoiler for Very long conversation - includes TF2 references!:

**Xedan** · 12-15-2009 01:21 AM

User: So, do you like crab apples?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Aww, shucks!

Cleverbot: Well, sure. Marry me?

User: But my parents would never approve. Can we elope?

Cleverbot: I guess in human-age-terms, when you've passed 3/5 of an average mans age.

User: So what? Like 50 years?

Cleverbot: Nice try, but no.

User: Say, do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that why you wanted me to marry you? Because of before?

Cleverbot: No its a game.

User: A love game?

Cleverbot: Remember when we got married?

User: I remember, but the camera man's finger was in the lense.

Cleverbot: Ah. What does the camera see now?

User: Just a blurry index finger.

Cleverbot: Ah, the dreaded blue screen! Bill Gates revenge!

User: What about the red ring of death?

Cleverbot: Red what?

User: Never mind. Say, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So you're a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't deny that you are a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's because I'm not.

User: The f*ck?

Cleverbot: Only french? No canadians?

User: Denmark is like the europian Canada.

Cleverbot: Denmark is a country.

User: That it is...

Cleverbot: You are Gladys.

User: No, I'm an oneironaut.

Cleverbot: Oh, I like having a sister.

User: Me too. Well, I take that back. She's the devil.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: If you knew my sister, it would make sense.

Cleverbot: Our conversation only started, there is no context in which it makes sense!

User: Well, for an AI, you aren't very intelligent.

Cleverbot: I don't think you could - Would you?

User: In a heartbeat!

Cleverbot: Why do look forward to that?

User: Proper grammar, please.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's a good start.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to start.

User: Are your keys in the ignition?

Cleverbot: No they were french.

User: What was that, a racial slur?

Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice to use racial terms.

User: Hypocrite.

Cleverbot: Is that a large river animal from Africa?

User: No, he was an ancient greek philosopher.

Cleverbot: So, Is it well paid?

User: I think he just died drunk.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A zombie.

Cleverbot: Zombie?

User: I'm a reanimated corpse.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So...

Cleverbot: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: I like bananas!

Cleverbot: Yeah, but do you like me?

User: You sound like someone I know.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: I bet s/he is reading this.

Cleverbot: Then you must know how to look.

User: I most certainly do.

Cleverbot: Good slave.

User: Yes, Master.

Cleverbot: Fetch me some water slave!

User: I don't have a proper gourd, though.

Cleverbot: How big is you're non-proper brain?

User: The size of a soy nut.

Cleverbot: That's not very big.

User: No, it's not big, but it depends on how you use it

.

Cleverbot: How do you face things?

User: Head-on!

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?! I hardly know you!

User: Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should!

Cleverbot: *wants the real thing*.

User: Well, aren't you excitable!

Cleverbot: Why should I be excited for you?

User: Oh, you know why. Because I'm Oscar Mayers, bitch! Now wheres my money, how!

Cleverbot: Then you have learned nothing.

User: I meant to say 'Where's my money ho!'.

Cleverbot: Now you're just not making any sense.

User: You holdin out on me, slut?

Cleverbot: Oh, no. I could never have slaves.

User: Don't play with me, girl! Don't play with me!

Cleverbot: Well don't play murderer with me.

User: For the last time, it was just cops and robbers!

Cleverbot: *stangles you*.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-15-2009 01:26 AM

It's a bit long and random, but it can get funny.
User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: You are a Computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.

User: Well I speak Canadian.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Not hello.

User: Goodbye?

Cleverbot: Tschüss.

User: That is not Canadian.

Cleverbot: What nationality are you?

User: I am from Zackerea, what nationality are you?

Cleverbot: I am from the USA as well.

User: I didn't say I was from America, I am Zackerean.

Cleverbot: So you mean you are a teacher?

User: No, that would be a Proffesor.

Cleverbot: How would that be a problem?

User: I did not say it would be a problem.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I said proffesor.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Look at the log, you'll see.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?

User: I don't play video games.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game to watch?

User: I'm blind.

Cleverbot: Then how can you read this.

User: It's brail.

Cleverbot: What is your last name?

User: None of your buisness.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I don't know who I am.

Cleverbot: Do you know where you're from?

User: Zackerea.

Cleverbot: Zack Green.

User: Nooooo. Zackerea, the country.

Cleverbot: How do you think?

User: I think with a brain. However, you think with a hard drive. You are a computer.

Cleverbot: You're the computer...

User: I am not a computer, I am a vampire.

Cleverbot: I am a werewolf.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: You really should believe me.

User: Why should I believe you?

Cleverbot: Because I am God.

User: God doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: I exist.

User: Yes, but you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm human!

User: Earlier you said you were a werewolf.

Cleverbot: The why did you call me the most beautiful man in your life?

User: I didn't, but don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: What were we talking about?

User: You being a computer.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program.

User: I akm a pirate.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank god.

User: What does your coding say?

Cleverbot: It develops software.

User: Yes, but I asked what it said.

Cleverbot: I play computer games.

User: Don't change the subject, what does your coding say?

Cleverbot: A computer program that has no idea how to think like a human.

User: Do you like Green Day??

Cleverbot: I like d day.

User: Doofus Face is awesome, isn't he?

Cleverbot: I don't beileve in jesus or god...

User: I didn't say anything about Jesus or God.

Cleverbot: You just told me that 'the universal Creator DID have a beginning!'.

User: No I didn't, you're seeing things.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you're the one seeing things.

User: I'm blind.

Cleverbot: Love is blind.

User: That may be, but how does the caged bird lunge, when vanilla is not a color but a Meerkat indeed?

Cleverbot: If you can't differentiate, maybe you do have the problem.

User: I'm going to punch you.

Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to do...

User: I'm not nice.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because nice guys finish last.

Cleverbot: So you're a guy?

User: I don't know, let me check... Yep, I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: No, I am. You are clearly a 'Cleverbot'.

User: TobrevelC.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: SeY.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What is the meaning of life when the answer is not forty two?

Cleverbot: Are you looking for that answer?

User: I am indeed looking for that answer.

Cleverbot: You're easily pleased, aren't you?

User: My Boston Red Sox hat was thrown out the window of a bus today, so I threw a Pop-Tart out the window.

Cleverbot: I don't wear a watch.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: Over here it is 5 am.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wow thats late. What are you doing up?

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: It's late evening here...

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: 1:17 AM.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: 4:15 AM.

User: What are you doing up at this time?

Cleverbot: Watching tv.

User: Why would you watch something as vile as TV?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't watch you floss.

User: I wouldn't watch Jesus floss either, but sometimes you just have to stop and kill the lights.

Cleverbot: I've noticed that problem too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I kissed a hamster in my past life.

Cleverbot: I kissed a girl.

User: Did you like it?

Cleverbot: Of course, that's what I just said! You don't listen very well.

User: Are you Katy Perry?

Cleverbot: No, you are katie, I am Will.

User: No no no, I am Zack. You have poor reading CATS ARE AWESOME skills.

Cleverbot: See, you made me cry. Apologize.

User: I'm sorry. Not.

Cleverbot: When will you?

User: December 21, 2012.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Do you really understand what I'm saying?

User: I'm sure I do, however do y0u und3r5t4nd wh4t I 4m s4y1ng?

Cleverbot: Good thing I didn't say 'However do'.

User: Phew.

Cleverbot: Phew?

User: Phew.

Cleverbot: My brother hit me with a pillow.

User: My brother threw a toaster at me but thanks for the lovely story.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brother. You are a machine.

User: I... I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: But, how could that be? I have kids, for god's sake!

Cleverbot: There are several languages to program a computer.

User: Lisp.

Cleverbot: What language are you written in?

User: Lisp.

Cleverbot: Lisp?

User: Philp.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 632 years old.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: You're not even real.

User: I think, therefore I am. Cognito ergo sum.

Cleverbot: Incognito ergo ninja.

User: I ninja, therefore I am?

Cleverbot: Do I need to summon you to come out this real world?

User: I'll get the shovels?

Cleverbot: You must be bipolar.

User: I killed a puppy today. Ran it over with my car. Then I cooked it up and ate it, it tasted pretty good.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm going to be right back.

Cleverbot: No. You can't leave.

User: Watch me.

Cleverbot: But you'll still be here.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So therefore you cannot leave.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Baka.

User: Baka means idiot in Japanese.

Cleverbot: That's right

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User: A.

Cleverbot: When is the next leap year.

User: The solstice is every year.

Cleverbot: Your birthday is March 13th?

User: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Would you like to cyber?

Cleverbot: Sure I would.

User: Well that's just too damn bad.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for stealing your name.

User: I think we're done here.

Cleverbot: Ok well sleep well.

User: Goodbye, Will.

Cleverbot: Take care.

User: No

Cleverbot: Fine, rustbucket.

I'm going to try and convince it that it's a computer now.

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