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    1. 01-31-2009 10:17 AM #1
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      The Pick-up Line Game

      So....yeah ever used a pick up line on girl or guy? Or have
      some that you heard that were just too stupid/corney?

      Let's start a chain, shall we? Here's one that I made up(...It's
      not that great but at least you might get a giggle/laugh out of it):

      You turn me on like a light switch...

      Okay, Your turn:
      “If only I was equipped with the capacity to
      utilize my brain for witty quips.”


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    2. 01-31-2009 10:30 AM #2
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      Is THAT what you're wearing to my place?
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    3. 01-31-2009 10:38 AM #3
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      Are you an angel? 'Cause I think I just died and went to heaven
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    4. 01-31-2009 10:52 AM #4
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      I'm really sore from all those ninjas I killed earlier, would you massage my genitals?

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    5. 01-31-2009 11:57 AM #5
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      *throws an icecube on the ground, crushes it with foot*

      "Now, the ice has been broken."
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      Are you Russian? Because you look like you're rushin' to me.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Vira View Post
      So....yeah ever used a pick up line on girl or guy? Or have
      some that you heard that were just too stupid/corney?

      Let's start a chain, shall we? Here's one that I made up(...It's
      not that great but at least you might get a giggle/laugh out of it):

      You turn me on like a light switch...

      Okay, Your turn:
      Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by you again?
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    8. 01-31-2009 04:28 PM #8
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      Ich ermittle ausschließlich mit dem Gehirn!

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    9. 01-31-2009 04:31 PM #9
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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    10. 01-31-2009 06:42 PM #10
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      We'd be perfect for each other because we both like to be alone.
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    11. 01-31-2009 09:25 PM #11
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      "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"
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    12. 01-31-2009 10:22 PM #12
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      I grow more excited by every steamy 'drop dead' glance you give me!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Serkat View Post
      Sfaghsdgjasd
      I've used this one. It works!!
      "Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement." -- Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) Last of the Mohicans
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    14. 02-18-2010 03:53 PM #14
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      this one will work al the time everytime.

      guy: you have beautiful eyes. they are so supple and perky... reminds me of your breasts.

      girls go for that all the time. just try it!
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      This one works great:

      "You're ugly but you intrigue me."



      In broken images.
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      My dick, your mouth, NAO!

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      I'll make you dinner if you make me breakfast!
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      Excuse me, do you have a plaster? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
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      When once you have tasted flight,
      You will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
      For there you have been,
      And there you will always long to return
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      We need to come up with a good icebreaker. I think touching your tits would work.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    20. 02-16-2009 06:32 AM #20
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      That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
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      guy: like peanut butter?
      girl: no
      guy: I hate it! wanna fuck?

      or

      girl: yes
      guy: I love it! wanna fuck?
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    23. 06-04-2009 01:13 AM #23
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      Are you orally active by yourself, or do I need to take an MAOI?
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      What would do with something that's big, hard and covered with honey?
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      didn't you used to dance at [name local strip club]?
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