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Thread: The Pick-up Line Game
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01-22-2010 10:26 AM #276Veteran of the DV Wars
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Damn straight! Also, that last one? So me . . . except I'd have enough game to offer to drive her myself.
Originally Posted by Rozzy
"Look, I've seen you looking at me, eying my hat, checking out my boots. You're probably wondering why I'm wearing the hat indoors, and why my boots are muddy even though we're in the middle of a city. The answer to the first is simple; there's no hat-rack in this dump. The second, a bit more complicated. But you don;t really want to know, you just want me to buy you a drink, sweep you off your feet, take you back to the ranch and break you in."
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01-23-2010 01:12 AM #277the life to live.
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War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
[CarmineEternity] 4:54 pm: I LOVE ANA Originally Posted by Bearsy
Originally Posted by NeoSioType
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02-09-2010 05:12 PM #278Terror In The Night
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If you had fun here wait tell we get back to my place.
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02-09-2010 09:58 PM #279banshee
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"your penis. my vagina."
too true. Originally Posted by XeL
the news reports on the radio said it was getting worse
as the ocean air fanned the flames
but i couldn't think of anywhere i would have rather been
to watch it all burn away
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02-11-2010 03:42 PM #280Terror In The Night
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I got something in my pants I need you take care of
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02-12-2010 03:23 AM #281Seamstress of Song Achievements:
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I thank you, Levi, for keeping my thread going! <3 Originally Posted by Leviatahon
Time's-a-wasting. Let's get to-procreating.“If only I was equipped with the capacity to
utilize my brain for witty quips.”
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02-12-2010 03:36 AM #282peyton manning
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I've used this one. It works!! Originally Posted by Serkat
"Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement." -- Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) Last of the Mohicans
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02-18-2010 03:53 PM #283the life to live.
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this one will work al the time everytime.
guy: you have beautiful eyes. they are so supple and perky... reminds me of your breasts.
girls go for that all the time. just try it!War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
[CarmineEternity] 4:54 pm: I LOVE ANA Originally Posted by Bearsy
Originally Posted by NeoSioType
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02-18-2010 03:56 PM #284
This one works great:
"You're ugly but you intrigue me."
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02-18-2010 04:08 PM #285光陰矢のごとし
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My dick, your mouth, NAO!
Ladykiller/10.~XeL's DJ~
~Adopted by Cygnus~
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02-18-2010 06:20 PM #286Terror In The Night
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Guy sees girl taking off her jacket and says need help with the rest of the clouths.
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02-18-2010 10:50 PM #287In my own mind
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The government is after my wiener. I need a place to hide it. Can you help me?
Dreams Recalled since 10-31-09: 776
Best Recall in One Night: 8 (12-25-10).
DILDs: 8 (2-26-11); MILDs: 4 (7-28-10)
Goal: Play Calvinball [ ]
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02-19-2010 06:14 PM #288Terror In The Night
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Both of my heads are telling me we need to go to ur place
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02-19-2010 06:46 PM #289Miss Sixy
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When in Japan, to a woman:
Read any good haiku lately? Which poet is your favorite? You recite wonderfully. But haiku is such a short form. I happen to have an epic poem with me. Come back to my hotel and let me show it to you.
Click the sig for my Dream Journal
444 Dreams Recalled
13 Lucid Dreams
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03-30-2010 01:37 AM #290Lvl 1 Oneiromancer
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Nice shoes wanna fuck?
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03-30-2010 05:02 AM #291Veteran of the DV Wars
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Hey, I'm your blind date. Can you get me to a chair and read me the menu?
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03-31-2010 12:47 AM #292Dreamer Achievements:
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I like you like a brother...you know, if I lived in Kentucky.
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03-31-2010 01:49 AM #293Wololo Achievements:
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03-31-2010 02:50 AM #294Seamstress of Song Achievements:
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Guy: "There's two ways this can go, one, I sleep in my bed with you or, two I sleep in my bed alone tonight. The choice is all yours, sweet cheeks."
Girl: (Splashes her drink in his face.)“If only I was equipped with the capacity to
utilize my brain for witty quips.”
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03-31-2010 06:24 AM #295Veteran of the DV Wars
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Oglaf? Originally Posted by Armistice
Long time no see, Honey! How ya been? Originally Posted by NostalgicHoney
I like you like a brother...you know, if I lived in Kentucky.
Guy: [In a conspiratorial tone] "Don't worry, I won't give away your place." Originally Posted by Vira
Girl: [Puzzled but curious] "My place?"
Guy: "In my bed."
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04-02-2010 11:20 PM #296the life to live.
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fail., Originally Posted by Leviatahon
fail toos. Originally Posted by Man of Steel
you ever heard of sex? its the thing you and i love to do together... ok i'm running oout of them.War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
[CarmineEternity] 4:54 pm: I LOVE ANA Originally Posted by Bearsy
Originally Posted by NeoSioType
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04-02-2010 11:56 PM #297Lucid Master of Flight Achievements:
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Guy: Hi i'm a gynecologist and i've got a big list of appointments tomorrow, and i like to practice before i work, mind catching while i pitch?
Girl: well since you put it like that *stomps on his toes and walks away*
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Guy: that's a beautiful dress, but i'm sure you could find something more comfortable back at my place, maybe my silk bed sheets...
Girl : Hell yes (yeah right i just felt sorr y gor "Guy", everybody is 'blocking him like lol)
"MementoMori, the lucid machine"
"There's nothing better than knowing what it's like to fly like superman. Being fully aware of the air whipping by you, controlling every movement of every single atom in your body with a single thought. It's real freedom, and there's not a word good enough to describe it, so I'll just call it dreamy for now."
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04-03-2010 12:15 AM #298Member
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DO YOU LIKE GLUE?
Then, when she's completely confused, you do a kino (touch her somewhere, the shoulder for example) and introduce yourself, thus NLPing you touching her with coming out of the confused state; something comforting and positive. You're then free to enter her vagina (not really, but almost).Currently practicing WILD. I quote Kaniaz who said it best: "The point of WILD is to piss me off". Though, I have not given up, far from it.
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04-03-2010 01:23 AM #299
"You're hotter than my daughter."
So wrong, so hilarious.
"Hey baby, I've got AIDS."
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"Ish heav'n mishing a angel? Cuz... cuz... is heav'n mishn a... mishn a angel... yeah cuz... fuck it. C'mere suck my dick."
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"How much will a 20 get me?"
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04-03-2010 01:54 AM #300Lucid Master of Flight Achievements:
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lol, i was expecting 'shuck' instead of 'suck'... lmao Originally Posted by Xox
"MementoMori, the lucid machine"
"There's nothing better than knowing what it's like to fly like superman. Being fully aware of the air whipping by you, controlling every movement of every single atom in your body with a single thought. It's real freedom, and there's not a word good enough to describe it, so I'll just call it dreamy for now."
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