JonBingus

The dream began with a family gathering. Around 40 of my family members were there. My mother had been having hard times as of late, but she seemed to have a new friend. The friend was a girl of maybe 24 years, very pretty and smart with glasses. She spent the evening drinking with my mom and talking about the family. Eventually someone told me how my mom had sacrificed a lot to come to this gathering, so I went to go talk to her. I saw her friend with her outside, she was just wearing glasses. I looked down and I was naked too. The friend (I'll call her lucy) told me that I have nothing to be ashamed of standing there naked, and I felt good. Suddenly my mother came out from inside the house and she looked like marge simpson. She said I should be proud to stand naked in front of the world, because I have nothing to fear. The speach was epic, presidential style.

I woke up and went back to sleep, for my second journey.

I was downtown, and riding a segway. The segway was not powered by batteries, but by a roll of paper towels mounted to the handle. What a dumb power source. It lasted maybe five minutes before I had to search for more. I went into a nearby building and it was a nerd blog HQ. There was a cute girl there writing about comics and I started crushing, but remembered my quest and stole some paper towel from the washroom. I headed out again, and when I left downtown I ran into who I had been going to see: Fergus. He had an umbrella and black trench coat, and we walked along the cliffside at the sea, talking about Clark and his recovery, and then a bit about the nature of life in general. Suddenly we came across an anti-air gun platform. On the subject of life, Ferg said to always grab opportunity by the reins and see where it takes you. In that spirit, he hopped on the platform and started shooting shells at a goat on the cliff a mile down.

Blowing up the goat had dire consequences. The city's defense system turned on. On the other side of the far cliffs, we could see a laser light coming directly through the stone. Ferg said they were using the new x ray targeting system. The lasers locked onto us, and suddenly the sky was filled with a barrage of rockets, like the arrows in 300 but less of them, more explosive. We ran and dodged every which way, trying to hide in buildings but the lasers found us. Eventually we made a run for the city, knowing they would not bomb it. As we got close, a new laser turned on us. This one was from the sky. It was an orbital laser cannon. I felt it getting hot on my back as we ran, targeting me first. I didged left and it started digging a trench in the ground as it corrected to get me. I dodged again then grabbed a nearby hay bale and held it against my back for protection. I could see the HP of the hay bale quickly die down, and when the laser stopped firing it had 1 HP left. A near death.

I woke up again.

I was too tired to start working so I slept again and had a final 20 minute dream.

I was in the city again face timing my brother, who was at some hotties birthday in her condo. I was watching with envy, and suddenly I was holding the camera and I was right there. I went into the other room to find my brother as the girls were all younger and I didn't know the birthday girl. I was hanging with his friends when everyone went into her room. I looked around and realized it was a dream, and saw an open window. I ran to it, shoved it open more, and started squeezing through as it was just barely big enough to get through. The moment I was able to lean forward and drop, things went extremely vivid. I could feel the window frame squeeze my body, the wind in my face, hear the city around me. I realized I had no way to know if this was reality or not. What if I just killed myself instead of flying around?

I've never felt this since a dream long ago where I nearly shot myself in the face in a dream and felt the true fear of death, just as strong as any person in real life could.

I wriggled back inside and instead tried to fly around the room. I ran, jumped, hovered a moment then fell and hit the ground. The impact woke me.

Dream Signs
Flying
Downtown
Girls
Jake