The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

No need for spoilers, the title says it all.

Disruption and evasion:
The dream started with me being busy to try to have fun with my girlfriend, but she seemed to be increasingly distressed so we stopped. Not long after we were trying to avoid this dude who was following us and we made a huge fool out of him with a really weird physical trick my girlfriend used, basically we made him think we were running along the ground even though we were on a bridge which was a good 30m higher. That dude was maybe the reason we had to stop having fun.

Too weird for me:
I spent the whole dream as an inexistent 3rd person watcher; I was watching a certain detective doing his stuff. At some point he was starting to do naughty stuff with a totally unrelated and somewhat surprised and perplex girl. A few minutes he told his assistant to call together the settlement and he went outside with the girl where the city was watching, they sat down on a table being observed by everyone but even though I wasn't existent and not even able to think clear I wasn't content about continuing to watch this so basically I stopped the time.

Staysharps Tail:
I think I was on some kind of beach as I remember water being on my left, I was standing on something sand-like and to my right were a lot of rocks and cliffs, stuff I can't identify was lying around as well. The interesting part was the fact I had some kind of devils/demons tail.
It was pretty hard to find a picture which has such a tail which looks roughly right but here goes (picture is anime-style, maybe a little weird but nothing too bad):

Spoiler for Example picture and further description:

My tail had pretty much the same length however my tail was a little thicker and it had nearly the same thickness all the length, so it was a lot less pointy before the tip. The tip itself was thicker as in the picture as well. Also it was looking more purple.

I used it to do very naughty things to a girl, if I remember right I touched her sensitive front side with my hands while my tail was caressing and later penetrating her from behind. Oh and that tail was very well capable of ejaculating. Unfortunately I didn't feel the dream very strong, though I know that I used that tail like I always had one, it felt a little too natural actually