Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but the mini giraffe is a real pain in the ass and is pissing you off all the time.

I wish weekends would pass slower and workdays, faster.

Granted, but you now work on weekends.

I wish I could learn a new language instantly.

Granted, but you forget the last language you used/knew permanently.

I wish I had a clone of myself.

Granted, the clone will kill you and take your place.

I wish to be a galactic emperor.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack as you ascend the throne.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you realize that time is an imaginary figure.

I wish for a beautiful house and a beautiful wife.

Granted, but the house is haunted and your wife turns into a witch at night.

I wish I would get paid for studying (big incentive lol)

Granted. But now your school curriculum is all Phys-Ed and studying no longer has an effective role in it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted but you are so blown away that you lose all basic motor skills

I wish I was a better artist

Granted but your expression becomes so unintelligible that nobody understands you anymore and you die in loneliness.

I wish I could heal people with the touch of my hands.

Granted but you get their Pain.

I wish for a Black Hole.

Granted, but the black hole is so small it instantly evaporates.

I wish chocolate was free.

Granted, but it has living bugs in it.

I wish there was peacec around the world.

Granted but it's peace through dictatorship.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

I'll grant your wish tomorrow.

I wish I could change gender at will.

Wish granted but you turn into a Genderless freak!
(LOL)

I wish for the Uneio....yep I'm serious.

Granted. A UPS driver, bearing a 100% serious face, rings your doorbell and hands you a box labeled:
Qty 1 - Uneio
Made in China

I wish everything was still made in Mexico.

Granted, but everyone will now call Mexico China and vice versa.

I wish we lived in 1d instead of 3d.

Granted but you will die after 3 secounds

I wish the next person won't post.
THE END OF THE THREAD!!!!!
Just kidding

I wish for a black hole to eat up our world.

Granted, but on the inside of the black hole is another galaxy with all the stuff that got sucked inside.

I wish for another cold beer.

Granted, but your hands were so hot, they heated up the beer in an instant.

I wish someone would write my English essay for me.

Granted, but he could have terrible English! XD

I wish I was the master of the universe.

Granted, but you grow so much to fit the size of the universe you explode.

I wish my hair was pink

Granted, but it all falls out the first night.

I wish all the stink bugs would die immediately.