Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, Death.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Congratulations. You, sir, have just killed the thread for four days.

Granted, but because corrupting a wish for a wish to be corrupted is thus granting a wish normally, a paradox occurs and you're sucked into limbo for the rest of eternity.

I wish that didn't have to be so complicated.

Granted, but then you wouldn't have become so smart ^^

I wish I could get a good sleep finally!!!!

granted, but when you wake, you will experience the effects of a terrible hangover.

i wish to go on an adventure.

granted, but you'll take an arrow to the knee

Originally Posted by TheOneirologist

you're sucked into limbo for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could get out of it... :O

you would get out of it but you would found yourself trapped in some virtual reality lost forever not knowing actually where or what you are.....

I wish people would be more nice towards each other ^^

Granted, motherfu**er.

I wish EA wouldn't be evil...

Granted, but now they're delightful which makes them utterly boring and does nothing to benefit you.

I wish for a penguin!

Granted, but the penguin doesn't like you.

I wish for 5 tons of gold

Granted, but it's all in unpure form that will cost more than the gold's worth to purify.

I wish for friends.

Granted, but they transform into ravaging enemies for the night.
I wish for money, success, fame, and glamour.

Granted, but you will get aids

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you get 10,000,000 angry cockroaches in your kitchen.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

Granted, but you cannot use it for your own benefit...

I wish to lose everything I think is mine..

granted. You will lose everything you think is yours, so you lose your self

wish: I wish for eternal misary

Granted. But everyone you ever hated or will hate will grow to love you dearly...you will forever have someone to love.

I wish for a robot friend.

granted. But... Irobot

Granted, but it kills you after 5 minutes.

I wish I became a Lucario.

Granted, but you don't have any of its Pokemon powers.

I wish to be twelve years old again.

Granted.... You lost your driving license and drinking privileges!

I wish for... (three dots, duh)

Granted, but three dots is such a boring wish I can't say something funny as a counter. Besides I have four dots so suck on that....

I wish I never wished this wish

Granted but you'll always regret not wishing it.

I wish this guy would stop irritating me.

Granted but now there's another guy irritating you.

I wish for a thousand heat seeking pigeons.

Wish granted but they only seek each others heat.

I wish for a impenetrable fortress in Siberia.