Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, you are Lucario for one second,then Infernape appears, battles you and you die :p

I wish to be happy more often then sad.

Granted but now you're angry more often than you're happy so now you're actually less happy (that make sense?)

I wish this guy would call me.

Granted but hes very angry, also turns out to be female and named Chickadee23.

I wish my eyes were purple.

Granted but now you can no longer use them and they're twice their original size.

I wish I could cure my eczema.

Granted, but it can only be cured with urine therapy...that's truth actually :p

I wish for new boots.

granted but there too small.

i wish for a shooting star .

Granted, but your "shooting star" is just a star shooting frozen space ice with a sawed off shot gun.

I wish to never face plant in front of people ever again.

Granted but you face plant constantly while alone.

I wish for rainbows.

Granted, but every time you see rainbows it's accompanied with the smell of farts.

I wish for a huge root-beer float.

granted, but its a parade float that says "root beer"

ok not the worst that can happen but how do you corrupt a wish for root beer float? *sigh* have fun with your float!

anyways i wish i lived somewhere where its always summer and never winter (i dont like winter much)

was gonna wish that the Doctor from Doctor Who was real and that i am his companion but i dont know if many people here even like that show so I'll go with my second wish. do what you will with either wish though im curious.

Granted but that place is in the arctic circle

I wish that life was harder.

Granted, You have entered hard-mode, your days are now 4 times longer than usual, also house cats are now Tigers and dogs are Bears. Be careful as the inside-out disease is goin around.

I wish to have the power to posses and takeover other peoples bodies.

Granted, though your origional body dies

I wish the Broncos will lose the Superbowl

Granted, although I twitched and hit the Seahawks button instead...I mean the intent was there, so.

I wish for a free assortment of cacti to plant in my front yard to prevent the people across the street from parking on my yard ever again. Seriously, how rude. Just parks on my grass/dirt.

Granted, instead your front yard gets burned.

I wish to fire a Getsuga Tenshou. Either in real life or in a dream.

Granted, although you blast just a dollhouse.

I wish I learn a bunch of languages.

Granted, but you have an inability to stop cycling each word out of your mouth down the list of languages you know.

I wish for a new shiny stiletto knife.

Granted, but it has its own will and keeps cutting off your hair

I wish I would have at least 20 participants in my competition

Granted, but they all get banned.

I wish the city would pave the road.

Granted, but it's devastated by an earthquake the morning after it's fulfilled.

I wish there's no more evil in the world.

Granted, but everyone is so overwhelmingly happy that it eventually drives you insane.

I wish for a real breathing bloonicorn.

Granted but its "used" and the man who gives it to you invites you to a looner meeting afterwards.

I wish I could slow time for my perspective only.

Granted, but you become increasingly bored with every situation.

I wish for more patience.

granted, you become so patient that you wait so long for someone you die from hunger.

I wish for a unicorn with a penis on its head instead of a horn.