Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but now beans are extra.

I wish I had a pillow that would fluff itself.

Granted, but it also has the capability to beat you up in your sleep.

I wish it was not so hot outside!!!

Granted, but it's now even hotter inside.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but it is backordered and you will receive a notification when it is available again.

I wish I could come up with a idea for a wish.

Granted. Your wish is for no more wishes, which is also granted.

I wish for more lucid dreams.

Granted, but you are powerless in every lucid dream.

I wish I could fly

Granted, you fly into a wall and get stuck between the walls like a glitch in a video game.

I wish I could get paid $0.01 every time someone does something stupid.

Granted, however, everyone becomes smart, and no one does anything stupid

I wish for................money

Granted, but with it you incur greater debt.

I wish kindness was more common.

Granted, but common sense becomes (ironically) less common.

I wish I knew how to properly use the word "ironically".

Granted, but you forgot how use any other words properly

I wish for food .

Granted, but it's smell and appearance disgusts you.

I wish I was on vacation.

Granted. You're fired. Permanent vacation.

I wish I was less busy all the time.

Granted, but you are required to watch three hours of spongebob reruns everyday.

I wish for a girlfriend who is nice, looks good, is about my age, and shares interests with me.

Granted! But she is unintelligent, has chronic halitosis, is frustratingly immature, and yet somehow one-ups you at all of your shared interests. Everytime. The last one...maybe. But have fun with the first three!

I wish I could entertain myself better.

Granted, you end up becoming your own best friend and then you have a falling out and become your own worst enemy.

I wish this week was over already.

Granted, but you missed out on the best part of it. Too good to even describe with words.

I wish the roofers doing work on my neighbor's house would be quieter when I'm trying to sleep.

They're quieter now because they quit. Without returning your deposit.

I wish I could speak every language that there ever was, is, and will be.

Granted, but you switch between different languages when you talk. "Donde is le Apfel?"

I wish there was no more homework. Ever.

Granted, but you will get 10 hours of classwork for each class you have 24/7 for the rest of your school year

I wish for another wish that gives me another wish again.

(IT TOOK ME, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES TO WORK OUT THIS WISH, DANGIT!)
Granted. However, someone else chooses the wish for you.

I wish I could fly.

Your wish has been granted! Only, you have to be in constant flight and can now never set foot on ground ever again.

I wish every human could become a llama..

Granted, but every llama becomes a human.

I wish I could speak to animals and they understand me.

Granted, but now humans don't understand you.

I wish world hunger could be solved.