Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but you will always wake up from them in the first 5 seconds ;D

I wish i could fly in real life.

Granted, although you are now a pigeon.

I wish I was fluent in all languages.

Granted, but you become deaf and lose the power to speak.

I wish I could create and destroy things with my mind.

Granted, but you are the only one who sees your creations and the destroyed things. It's all in your mind

I wish i could have a packet of gummybears that would always refill itself once emptied.

Granted, but they are the cheap, nasty tasting gummy bears, and not only do they keep refilling, but if you throw them away, they reappear in your hand, so you have to carry them around with you forever. Now people keep wanting your gummy bears, and they are always disappointed 'cause they're nasty. Then they wonder why you keep buying the nasty ones, and you can't tell them that your wish was corrupted 'cause they already know you are crazy.

I wish I could have a kitty cat.

Granted, but it constantly pees on you while you're sleeping.

I wish the flavor in Fruit Stripe Gum would last up to an hour instead of the 42 seconds it currently lasts.

Granted but the flavour is now even stronger and will stay on your taste buds permanently.

I wish I could change the past.

Granted, but every time you change the past, you have to massage my feet.

I wish I were wealthy.

Granted, but for every dollar you get I earn 1 million dollars.

I wish I could send mucus to the Taliban.

Granted, but since google didn't really help in getting to know what mucus is, the Taliban will reject it. Lol.

I wish i could change the weather anytime i want.

Granted, but you can only affect areas that are no closer than a mile from you.

I wish I was a dolphin.

Granted, but you spend your life near Japanese shores.

I wish I could lucid every night.

Granted, but you can't control the lucid and you always dream of mucus-covered dolphins that speak Japanese.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

Granted, but you gain as much weight as if you'd eaten twice as much.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You're walking along the street and a power line snaps and fills you full of volts. You die.

I wish Yanni would accidentally end up visiting Ted Nugent's house instead of The Erwin Center downtown.

Granted, but the door is locked.

I wish I was better at math.

granted but you can't read.

I wish for this week to go by a little quicker.

Granted but you age 7 years.

I wish for this guitar.

Granted, but it is just the .jpg in your post.

I wish to feel rested in the morning.

Granted, but you'll feel tired any other time.

I wish my exams would be over already, with good grades.

Granted, but you lose credit for cheating.


I wish it would rain money.

Granted, but it's currency from Zimbabwe, and therefore 3 billion dollars will buy you a coffee.

I wish for this wish to go un-corrupted.

Not granted. lololol.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but now you have stomachache.

I wish for chocolate bar.